Oh how I hate Psy

So if you could kill Psy for ruining your dreams what would be the most grusome way you could come up with, me? I'd personally go with Liverpool FC being disbanded followed by a quick Lib Dem victory, followed by GTA being banned and finished off with a night of axe to the head :D

I dunno I'd probably make him read a bunch of Baloki threads.

I just can't post fast enough to evade your wit anymore :(

Psy didn't ruin my dreams.


He is my dreams.

I would continue to spam his user notes until he died of the sheer force that is my awesome.

Stick him in a room with Bloki and a bunch of banned members, probably.

Psy is old and incontinent. And ginger, apparently.

Grr! Yes! I hate Psy too! Ooh ho ho, what a bastard! I'll smack his mum up and poo in his fridge because I hate him so!

Really? Psy would hate a Lib Dem victory more than a Labour victory? Looks like I need to switch parties.

I would probably hit him with a car or something, I dunno. What kind of question is this? :irked:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I dunno I'd probably make him read a bunch of Baloki threads.

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Paul and Michael Owen could get married! He'd love that. :jess:

That reminds me of that kids TV thing that had Michael Owen popping out of the poster and giving the kid life advice. Was Psy that boy?

I'd sexor him :jess:

I'd make him have sex.

With me? :jess:

Well I was gonna go with the sex thing, but it's already been done.

I'll have to get creative.

You could hypnotise him with those big gorgeous eyes of yours ;)

Or you know, since he has yet to be a significant factor in anything I have ever done, I can simply go on and let he and his alleged dream ruining existence be. :monster:

I'd run around him when he's trying to crouch walk and push him from behind when he's trying to camp behind corners. And take all the Battle Rifle ammo.

I could handle Blue Harvest wanting to bone me and Jess's Michael Owen suggestions, but Dan's post?

smurf YOU smurf YOU smurf YOU smurf YOU I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BIG GOD DAMN NOSES.

Also I liked that show, Quin!

If not the Michael Owen thing, just being with me is enough to drive him to death/suicide. :bigsmile:

edit: Orrrrr inspired by Dan's post: throw grenades whilst we're in battle on halo so he gets killed due to my grenade going off. :jess: and damn right I'll continue to take the BR ammo.

I'd systematically butcher the English language by making up my own grammar rules over a long period of time.

What was that show called, Psy? What, I ask you? What?

Get in cahoots with another member to make a second account, and PM him with nothing but his full name in the subject field, then harass him via proxy for the next week or so and finish it by making a thread about it saying he just died

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Originally Posted by Jess

If not the Michael Owen thing, just being with me is enough to drive him to death/suicide. :bigsmile:

edit: Orrrrr inspired by Dan's post: throw grenades whilst we're in battle on halo so he gets killed due to my grenade going off. :jess: and damn right I'll continue to take the BR ammo.

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God damn right it is. Also I don't get killed by the grenades, I just get weakened and that's lame, go find your own blue guy to kill. Also hands off the BRs, you're crap with them. :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

What was that show called, Psy? What, I ask you? What?

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I don't know, but I bet the kid in it was called Charlie. Kids like that are always called Charlie.

Just looked it up, Zero-to-Hero. And the kid was indeed called Charlie.

I usually have something ready to say for these threads, but I don't. I just don't.

Err, I say we throw Paulykins off a cliff.

Ah yes. Psychotic = Charlie.

Charlie loves Michael Owen, therefore Psy loves Michael Owen, therefore Jess' method of killing Psy is actually a way of giving him great pleasure!

There's something fishy going on. :shifty:

Nah, if Psy was Charlie it'd be Ian Rush coming out of his posters.

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Nah, if Psy was Charlie it'd be Ian Rush coming out of his posters.

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In an Accrington Stanley jersey.

Let's put Ian Rush and Michael Owen next to each other for a moment.

Ian Rush Michael Owen.

I R Michael Owen.

I are Michael Owen.

I am Michael Owen.

Ian Rush = Michael Owen.

Michael Owen isn't fit to lick the crumbs off Ian Rush's moustache. :mad2:

Ian Rush's moustache paled compared to Neville Southall's and you all know it.

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I'll go and bust out the pictures of Pat Sharpe and Dave Benson-Phillips again.

I've just been telling Keith and Shiny about that. God that was the most fun I've had on EoFF in years. Probably since "Wankers"

Havant and Waterlooville making their way into the premiership and taking Liverpool's 4th place. :bigsmile:

Third.

I think it is time to say goodbye, but we'll do so on a high.