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Ok, everyone says 'whoa! ffx would be sooo cool to live in!' but would it really be? Let's look at some points:
No-one EVER says your name. (Tidus)
Whenever your attacked, your vision shatters and monsters appear out of nowhere!
Theres a list that appears, an arrow which moves up and down and controls what you do!
When you walk into another room everything goes temporarily black
Anyone wanna add?
You have to walk EVERYWHERE D:
In the heat and snow!
In the same clothes!
I mean, poor Rikku!
you have to deal with SIN
you have to learn to hold your breath under exertion for five minutes. and only move in two dimensions while in a three dimensional sphere (wtf's with that??)
you become the focus of really bad fan fiction
You'd have to speak like Tidus.
You'd have to listen to Yuna's whistling *cringe*
& Yuna & Tidus laughing *double cringe*
Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh, maybe Aurons interested' Tidus '
You have to wait your turn when you fight.
there no porn or nowhere to take a dump
You have to deal with the mystery of why Seymour's hair is wacky
I can imagine that... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Suvious
So, my day was getting worse. I had just found out that Yuna was gonna die, I doubted my very existence, and on top of that, I had to deal with my huge man-crush on Auron...
1. People just walk into your house and take your hard-earned cash and items, without so much as an explanation.
2. You put your keys in your pocket, then can't find them because your Potions and Phoenix Down and every other item you have is IN THE SAME POCKET!
3. You realise, after 2 hours of searching your pockets, that there is no such thing as a Key in Spira.
You will have to pray, or join the albeld and learn what they're saying (which will take a long time).
There's.... no computers..... with games on.... :(
Tidus: I don't mean to sound selfish... but this is my story! It'll go the way I want or I'll end it!
Brennan.... wtf? Make sense in your posts :P
You get girls with swirly eyes turning into machinery!
i got what ya said brennan
if all you have is one aeon and ur attacked you ass better pray to yeven that another summoner isnt using it
Your only source of entertainment is Blitzball -_-
you have to follow the laws of your universe...meaning you have boundrises if theres a lil rock in front of you, you cant just walk over it
What if he ends it or something? :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Suvious
and you'd have to listen to him whine
You cant jump unless your Yuna
You can seem to run sideways whilst your legs are clearly only moving foward
Your chocobo mysteriously disappears when you go into the next screen.
Anything can kill you, even a walking pile of jell-o (flan) can own you.
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Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
Perfect answer.
You have to dance so the dead can go to "heaven"
Your haircut and style are referred to you at birth and it NEVER CHANGES. EVER.
People can use tanks and cars but not phones. Phones aren't logical!
@ Up it would be very bad if you were BORN with a bad hair day huh? :P
Like Lulu and Wakka's baby??Quote:
Originally Posted by Suvious
You have to go through nine months of pregnancy wearing a heavy black leather corset and FUR.
Well at least you wont drown.
You put all your thoughts in a nice little globe that after a few years someone steals and then reads them on their airship.
Everytime you take a few steps you end up getting in a fight. (Now really, I would be so tired after one :S)
When you go to cast your aeon you go "CRAP! SOMEONE ELSE IS USING IT"
Oh..and you would have to dodge lightning! :O!
While moving around none of your vision will be first person god smurfing hell us!
You can never truly die unless there's a cutscene!
You have to go to all different corners of the world to find primers with only one letter and it's translation in them.
Racism is part of your religion. (Al Bhed/Yevon relationship)
When you throw a ball underwater, it goes almost exactly where you want. This includes whether or not it floats upward or travels in a straight line. Conversely, if you fail to catch it, it will sink instead of float.
You swim in your clothes, and practice holding your breath underwater in your Sunday best. Granted in many regions of our Earth swimming without clothes is actually considered very indecent, but that's a bit different to swimming in your priest robes, ceremonial garbs, Sunday best and so on.
In the same vain, your team uniform while playing also doubles as your street clothes.
If you're on a journey to save the world, no White Magic restores MP. However, if you're standing around waiting for people to pass by on a journey to save the world, your White Magic restores MP.
Placing your thoughts in a Sphere allows any girl to turn into something relating to what was in it; for instance Lenne's thoughts turning Yuna into a popstar and a Sphere containing what Paine declares to be "Junk" allowing you to become a Black Mage.
If you're Al Bhed, you have to wear sunglasses even when its dark. Ouch, I just walked into a wall again.
Hang on that happens here too. Seriously why/how do they do it?
:choc::choc::choc:
You'll have some Jack @$$ playing you as a video game. Sometimes turning the power off or soft reseting to where you have to do everything over again and again and again and again.