How hard is it to be a woman!?

Ahahahahaha... etc...

Dear Women of EoFF...

Your newest Friend, A Most Loved Man, was wondering today on what life would be like if he was actually A Most Loved Woman. He thought many things about what life must be like as a Womanly Woman and he came to this conclusion...

It must be very hard! :eek:

So...

Is your new friend, A Most Loved Man, correct? Is it hard to live life as a woman!? A Most Loved Man feels women have more pressures in life than men (having to look good, painting their fingernails, giving birth, etc...) and men have it far too easy (don't have to wear make-up, can have hairy bodies, don't have to shower every day, etc...)

So...

Is A Most Loved Man righty right? Is life hard for a woman!? :holmes:

Ladies of EoFF...

Please discuss! Tell A Most Loved Man about the pressures you face each day so he can learn more about the mysteriously mysterious mysticisms of Women! Help him improve his knowledge of the ladies :hyper:

Ahahahahaha... etc (x2)

I am so very very happy that I was born the more useless sex.

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Originally Posted by A Most Loved Man

don't have to shower every day

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We don't? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

We don't? :eek:

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Hell, I sometimes go days on end without cleaning myself. If I'm not interacting with society at large I don't see the point myself.

Aye, the not showering every day thing is true. I shower every two or three days.

I would undergo any and all pain that women endure for the 24/7 boob access that they enjoy.

No women are posting here. Freud would probably have something to say about this.

Being a woman in this part of the states is pretty easy, to be honest. I think biologically, women have a hell of a more difficult time. But in society, I think in New York, women are more or less equal to men. I can only think of times that I've had it easier when it comes to work and such because I'm a small girl. People are nicer to you that way. Otherwise, it's been equal opportunities.

I can't speak for other parts of the states though. ;o

I SHOWER EVERYDAY!

Just thought I should put that out there. Anything else is gross!

.... Men can't live without us! It's hard but not impossible ;) I am quite proud of being a woman ^^ Also I have boobies :bigsmile:Guys don't have that :razz:

Yeah, well I have a penis. And it's not like you can buy fake pe-

Damnit. Men = obsolete. We're nothing but toys! :laugh:

So uh, when does Devil Man get banned?

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

I am so very very happy that I was born the more useless sex.

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

No women are posting here. Freud would probably have something to say about this.

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Yeah, well I have a penis. And it's not like you can buy fake pe-

Damnit. Men = obsolete. We're nothing but toys! :laugh:

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You need to eat a steak immediately.

also seriously stop going on about Devil Man.

Oh God, I would love a steak. This thread should be changed to one about steak.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

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Originally Posted by A Most Loved Man

don't have to shower every day

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We don't? :eek:

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i shower everyday thank you very much!
*insert chauvinistic views here*

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Oh God, I would love a steak. This thread should be changed to one about steak.

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Steak is awesome.

And A1, is that important.

Being a woman is the most difficult thing in the world, A Most Loved Man. I cry daily when I think about all the burdens the world has placed upon me. :cry:

Eat your steak bloody and without sauce like a real man.

I like boobs so I like girls.

It's very easy, a Most Loved Man.

Noooooooooooooooobody's knoooooooows the troubleah've seen
noooooooooooooooobody knoooooooows my sorrooooooooows.

Downsides: Menstruation, childbirth, lowered wages in the workplace
Upside: Biological storage compartment

hmm...

Menstruation is the most awful thing ever ever ever. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO US ;_;

I never thought being a woman was to hard.

Being a pregnant women on the other hand sucks, especially when no one realizes that you're not as able to do things as you were before.

For example, I've been staying up til 3, 4, or 5am for the past week straight trying to pack and clean. When my sister and my dad came over to the house to see how "clean" it was, I get told that it's not even near finished and I have a long way to go. I was actually very proud of how clean I got everything because I've been severely exhausted, my back hurts, my hips hurt, and I have to take a 15 minute break almost every 15 minutes so I don't make my tummy hurt from doing to much. I kept trying to explain that if my husband was here to help it wouldn't be like this because it takes him about 8 hours to clean in one night, where as it's taking me 8 hours to clean EVERY night.

I think my dad might help me clean and pack and what not because now I think he's worried about me because he took us to a buffet and all I had was a salad because I was to tired to eat (which is NOT like me). Then last night, I said I wasn't going to clean and pack when I got home (at like 11pm) because I was super sleepy and then my sister said that they weren't going to come get me if my house wasn't packed up by tonight, but then my dad said that I could come to the carnival and stuff.

So yeah, being a pregnant woman sucks.

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

Being a woman is the most difficult thing in the world, A Most Loved Man. I cry daily when I think about all the burdens the world has placed upon me. :cry:

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Oh, my dearest Caraliz. If only A Most Loved Man was able to reach into the Internet, hold you close to him and wash away your troubles with the comfort of his manly arms! :crying2:

A Most Loved Man shall ask all the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven to give you extra special blessings tonight. A lovely lady such as yourself does not deserve to have any burdens whatsoever... :(

A Most Loved Man is now, officially, crying for you! :crying:

Women are stupid and I don't respect them, that's right, I only have sex with 'em.

I'm more like a guy in a girl's body, so my friends tell me. (They're all guys). I don't see what the problem is being a girl. I'm not one of those girls who's like OMG I'M SO FAT! or anything (really, those girls annoy me so bad because they never are fat) The only real problems I have is making my hair look nice, but the longer it grows the easier it gets.

And childbirth? Me? Ha. I'd like to see you try.

I do everything a guy does except pee standing up. And occasionally I wear makeup and always paint my nails black, but I know guys who do that too.

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Originally Posted by Whiffles

I do everything a guy does except pee standing up.

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It's doable if you're willing to put the effort forth.

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Originally Posted by Whiffles

I do everything a guy does except pee standing up..

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I think I'm in love :heart:

A Most Loved Man has now found 2 women on EoFF who make his heart flutter! Caraliz and Whiffles! :hyper:

A Most Loved Man gives a kissie to Whiffles :kiss:

And he gives another kissie to Caraliz :kiss:

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Originally Posted by Fonz

Women are stupid and I don't respect them, that's right, I only have sex with 'em.

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Best post in this thread IMO.

I hate being a woman. I hate being confusing. I hate PMS.

;-;

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

tuh = Psychotic too.

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I knew it! Suddenly everything makes sense!

I think biologically women do have it harder than men, but hey, they have a longer life expectancy as well, so they get to suffer for longer!

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Laddy just reminded me another reason why I love steak. Everytime you eat a steak a hippie's hackysack falls down the drain. :D

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Being a woman is easy! Very easy! You just dance in your undies and lvl 70 dudes give you stuff, for serious!

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Originally Posted by Laddy

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Laddy just reminded me another reason why I love steak. Everytime you eat a steak a hippie's hackysack falls down the drain. :D

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Being a woman is easy! Very easy! You just dance in your undies and lvl 70 dudes give you stuff, for serious!

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Agree'd. I once danced in my undies on the mailbox in Orgrimmar's Drag and got 300g. =] Easiest 300g I've ever made.

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Oh, my dearest Caraliz. If only A Most Loved Man was able to reach into the Internet, hold you close to him and wash away your troubles with the comfort of his manly arms! :crying2:

A Most Loved Man shall ask all the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven to give you extra special blessings tonight. A lovely lady such as yourself does not deserve to have any burdens whatsoever... :(

A Most Loved Man is now, officially, crying for you! :crying:

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Bert is gonna beat you up :hyper:

Women bleed out of their nether orifice every month. That is enough for me to say that it must suck.

But I would still like to be a woman all the same.

I like it. It's pretty soft. Needs less PMS though.

It's not that hard, right, seriously! But I haven't been through pregnancy and lucky enough to not have painful periods! (tummy aches, I mean) :jess:

I have endured a night of wearing high heels, OH MY GOD THE AGONY. It's unreal that women love high heels so much. I hate the fact that makeup is so expensive too.

Christmas thinks it is easy to be a woman if you have the looks, the money, the brain, the body, the boobies, the connections..etc. :bigsmile::);):p

Which Christmas has none. :cry::(

Christmas hopes that Christmas is posting correctly in A Most Loved Man's thread. :D:p;):lol: