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... there is none.
We need scandal, and lots of it.
Start up the rumor machine, lads and laddies!
Psst. I have it from a reliable source* that BOU enjoys wearing women's shoes, and secretly has a rather large stash of red high-heels, each of which he refuses to call "red", but instead "fuschia, ruby, maroon, etc"!
*-Not reliable
Get to it.
Daryl REALLY likes it if you nibble on the skin at the end of her elbow.
I heard that Wyllius was sleeping with Proto.
lol!
erm...
Rainecloud watches Full House.
Bleys is a 10 year old braniac who is from teh future. Yes.
Kishi doesn't like anime pr0n.
Um... I heard Kalen and BOU were in a room alone one night....
Alixsar is not much more than a dancing cow!
Britt wears skirts....wait, no, that's common knowledge.
BOU looks like a fat version of Fred Savage...nope, that's also widely-known(pun not really intended).
Reno strips for money and purple buttons.
Doug never really melts.
Dr. Unne is a staff-stealer and a cheapskate.
BOU can't wait worth crap.
Bleys is an 12-year-old braniac from another planet that worships spoons.
eestlinc is a 57 year old Scandanavian woman with a husband and four children. *shrugs*
...I tried... *runs away*
Britt has cooties. *nods*
*nods as well*
He gave Reno cooties too. Which is why he's so damn odd. *nods again*
Dr. Unne is secretly seeing BOU in a big red barn every night.
BOU originally stood for "Batty Over Unne"
Daryl is soup.
::shrugs:: :rolleyes2
According to Paul, Raist was busted for a child prostitution ring.
I heard that Britt fell in love with a young Wyllius a few years back, but Wyll rejected him after a certain "llama loving" incident
Papparazzi footage!!Quote:
Originally posted by Raistlin
Dr. Unne is secretly seeing BOU in a big red barn every night.
How scandalous!!
In other news...
Mikztsu admits, "I never really liked bananas."
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKIN ABOUT
EDIT BY RYDIA:
1) Please don't stretch the table cells.
2) If you just read the thread, you should get a good idea. Don't post spam like this again, please.
I've heard from a reliable source that the entire EoFF Staff meets there every Friday night. That would explain why this place is usually modless at around about 7:30pm on Friday...
Red Barn dancing sure is popular round here.
Stick around a while - you might find out.Quote:
Posted by mageofdarkness
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKIN ABOUT
I have it on good authority from President Kennedy that Britt is actually a member of a Boy Band.
Word on the street is that Kishi IS a Japanese Schoolgirl. And still has a thing for Japanese Schoolgirls...
RED BARN! RYDIA, HAHAHA!! LOL!
...
I heard Kalen's gunna dress BOU in drag as soon as she gets a chance. >=D
Asorie is a female.
Squeegee is actually NeX's illegitamite child, and Britt likes to put thousands of ribbons on cats. What a weirdo.
*Points* He made moves on my ex-boyfriend!
*Goes to find the truth about the red barn danccing*
That's not a rumor. I have pics. Or I'll have. Whatever.Quote:
Originally posted by Kalenisis
I heard Kalen's gunna dress BOU in drag as soon as she gets a chance. >=D
Rydia has a baby, there was even a pic of her monthes ago where she was pregnant.
I heard that Unne stepped down after Bleys caught him dressed in drag!
^^
I'm busted after all these months.:( :cry: :( :cry: I just ate them to look cool.. "ate" actually, because I just stuffed it all in my mouth and never swallowed.Quote:
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
In other news...
Mikztsu admits, "I never really liked bananas."
Well, Cram it I say!!!:mad: If I'm going down, I'm gonna pull someone with me, that's for sure!! :mad2:
I..I..it has recently come to my knowledge that..Del Snizz is a prostitute! Yeah! I also somehow managed to overhear his and Eestlinc's conversation, and it wasn't pretty...I only heard bits, but it was more than enough. It went something like this:
Eestlinc> HEhehhEHhheHEHehhHEhe
Del Snizz> HEhehHEhehHEhe!!
Eestlinc> :(:(:(
Del Snizz> I am your big daddy
Eestlinc> Ok.
Del Snizz> i r ur daddy
Eestlinc> :cry: :cry: :cry: :tongue: :tongue: :cry: :cry:
Del Snizz> a/s/l?
Del Snizz> u r gonna make luv 2 me and u will pay i r ur daddy rox
Del Snizz> !!!!!!111!!!11!!
Eestlinc> I'm your daddy
Del Snizz> ur noit
Eestlinc> i r ur big daddy rox rox
Eestlinc> i r not paying u!!11!!
Del Snizz> ur my big daddy.:(
The rest I couldn't hear, because they went in bathroom. *_* Not that I wanted to hear. *@_@*
(D'oh, I know that was just stupid.;P)
I have it on tape Britt admitting that he molests Heero and Reno every Saturday.:P
confirmed.Quote:
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
I heard that Unne stepped down after Bleys caught him dressed in drag!
^^
There is pirate video going around the internet that proves Pureghetto keeps a stuffed kitty in his bed.
The biggest scandel ever!
Wyllius goes into old folks homes at weekends and helps bathe the elderly!
*Screams*
oh and another thing...Super Christ is actually an aethist (sp?) and does not believe in Jesus!
*Screams x2*
Oh and Britt is actually a 14 year old boy who wears trousers (or pants for you Americans) and not a 42 year old bar maid who wears REALLY short skirts!!
When Unne went away for a while he was atchally on a second honeymoon with Proto. They were trying to re-discover themselves.
And Kalen has a thing for onions, but I really wont go into that now.
Chaos
Loony BoB is actually an Australian git! :O
I thought only I knew. 0_0Quote:
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Loony BoB is actually an Australian git! :O
We're sorry, Daniel. We had to telll them. xD
Eeep! *runs and hides from himself*Quote:
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
oh and another thing...Super Christ is actually an aethist (sp?) and does not believe in Jesus!
Proto's Capri Sun addiction led to him selling his brother for another "delicious fruit-juicy hit".
Britt hates sandwiches, a fact which I find rather disturbing.
I've received numerous death threats from someone who seems to go to EoFF, Although I'm not going to name any names.
*Glares at Proto, then Unne, then Cid, Then Bleys, then Bleys again, then Himself, then Bleys again.*
Cya
I heard that Citizen Bleys masticates with a paperclip.
Tammy (DreamCatcher) isn't a Del Snizz wannabe -- rather, she is Snizz. S/he has a touch of multiple personality disorder, you see.
*looks at his sig*
Oh, yeah. Britt actually said "I'm a bar maid with huge boobs and a really short skirt."
You can quote him on that(Hell, I did).
I'm not wanted dead or alive and my head is definately NOT worth $60 Billion.
*dies many, many, many, many, many, many, many deaths*Quote:
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Loony BoB is actually an Australian git! :O
Matt: That Alixsar comment had me laughing for about half an hour. I'm really hyperactive today.
Tatum: You'd be surprised how many he's hit on your ex-boyfriend. It's scarey (Yes, scarey with an e!)...
I don't have any scandals up in my head about how Rydia and Daryl are actually the same person, and just made split personalities so that she could keep both men. *cough*
Hm...Quote:
Originally posted by Loony BoB
I don't have any scandals up in my head about how Rydia and Daryl are actually the same person, and just made split personalities so that she could keep both men. *cough*
xD
*coughs* Another fun fact: Loony BoB "did" Bleys, I have proof! ;)
loony_bob (3:22:08 PM): *does Bleys*
Bleys is actually a sheep, and While is delicious and fresh green grass.No dinner for a month, son.Quote:
Originally posted by eestlinc
Daryl REALLY likes it if you nibble on the skin at the end of her elbow.
The EoFF Sniper still isn't dead... duh!
Wyllius is a lazy git... either that or he doesn't check his PM's...
Mikztsu is NOT God
Bleys is Almighty
(slight bit of propaganda there... :D)
I heard that EoFF Sniper isn't really killing anyone...he just has a cap gun and some exploding blood caplets that make it LOOK like he's shooting people.
And I heard that Wyllius is really the Queen of England.
I heard it told that Mikztsu is planning on killing off all of the newbies that join the newbie campaign after the election is over.
I also heard that the newbie campaign has a bunch n00bs in it.
Also, Unne and BOU had pornographic pictures of each other. Kishi kept posting them around, but Unney kept smiting them. Post it again, Kishi.
It's an astute observation of mine that Raistlin is a big meanie.
Hehe.
C'mon, Kishi. You remember the one he kept *SMITE*ing.:P
Yeah, the one everyone kept posting in the "100 Reasons to Hate Dr Unne" thread(Stuffed Unner. Hehe).
Of course I remember it. It's just not fair to post it when Unne can't do a thing to smite it. I'm sure there are other people who can post it. Try them.
[/niceguy]
The nice-guy attitude is not unfitting for you, Kishi.
Btw, I lost the file myself, so I guess I'll have to find someone else to post it, since it undoubtedly is the biggest true scandal to date(and still hilarious).
I wonder what Unney's reaction will be if he sees it start popping up...*grins*
Raistlin is actually a master of observation.
Case in point:
"This is either an accidental fire...or one done on purpose." --Raistlin
LOL, Umy, you've mentioned that more in the past month than I've mentioned the revolt and tGA combined.
Umy is a sucky waiter. He is pants. He can't wait worth crap. I am much better at waiting than him. He can't even wait to say that quote again, which proves that he can't wait.
I digress.Quote:
Originally posted by Raistlin
Just because I've made love to Kishi, doesn't mean I can't like goats too.
No more television for you, Reno! What did I tell you about making up stuff about me? I'll have to take away your rubber ducky now.
Btw, Reno is envious of Heero being under Britt's skirt.
I heard that Raistlin is the lovechild of Unne and BOU.
I heard from a friend that his cousins' aunts sister- in-laws friend that his swedish half sisters step father's cousin's best friends son ex girlfriends, boyfriends dad, which is my, uncle grand mother's great great son saw Chaos and Mikzstu sneak of to a corner and played with a vibrator......
How Scandalous!!!
Mikky! How could you!!!
Classic.
Josh Sutherland likes to rape babies.
No wait. I think that would be 'Kishi. *shrugs and runs*
*looks at the Family Tree*
*slaps BOU*
Umy, how could you cheat on Krel like that? Going off to see Unney in the big red barn each night...selling your engagement ring for a box of chocolates for Hans...
*slaps Unney*
Hans, how could you be so cruel to Skanker? All those love-letters you sent to Umy...All those home-video pictures of you and Umy just hung around your room for everyone to see...
Shame on both of you!
Btw, Hsu is the lovechild of Britt and Reno.
some one took Palom's peanut buttter ?'s :eek:
That's not a scandal, Palom. That's a celebrated tradition.
Oh my Mikztsu, I cried and laughed for a good minute over that.Quote:
Originally posted by Mikztsu
I also somehow managed to overhear [Del Snizz] and Eestlinc's conversation, and it wasn't pretty...I only heard bits, but it was more than enough.
*doesn't deny*
Don't get mad at me, daddy. Daryl only told me about her elbow fetish. I had nothing to do with it. Of course, I won't say who did the nibbling. *points at Kildarre*Quote:
Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
No dinner for a month, son.
Maybe you should change your name to "eestfink". =PQuote:
Originally posted by eestlinc
Don't get mad at me, daddy. Daryl only told me about her elbow fetish. I had nothing to do with it. Of course, I won't say who did the nibbling. *points at Kildarre*
Either way, I still know what you and Mikztsu were doing last Friday night. *nods*
Rumor has it that eestlinc likes it when you put all your groceries up against the next person's order without the dividing bar! It's just drives him wild.
EDIT: Danny, I was talking to Alixsar in chat when I wrote that one, his sig just popped into my head xD *hugs Alixsar*
EDIT EDIT: Great googa mooga, I used xD in a post *dies*
Daryl, you only knwo about my exploits with Mikztsu because you were sittin gin the corner watching us, you voyeur-perv!!
LOL @ Matt. So true, so true...
Speaking of which, I still have copies of the tape available, they only cost $9.95 plus shipping charges.Quote:
Originally posted by eestlinc
Daryl, you only knwo about my exploits with Mikztsu because you were sittin gin the corner watching us, you voyeur-perv!!
The Love-Love book? Got that on my hard drive. I just might post it.Quote:
Originally posted by Raistlin
I wonder what Unney's reaction will be if he sees it start popping up...*grins*
In other news, edczxcvbnm has a secret website where he declares his everlasting love for FF6. Don't even ask how I tracked that one down...
Every person at Eyeson has made the Aes Sedai oaths. Except the bits about the One Power, of course.
Black Mage 121 is actually a Time Wizard 242.
Final Fantasy Babe is a hunchbacked axe murderer.
Naitsirk watches Oprah Winfrey :P
And finally, Dr. Unne secretly loathes shining everyone's shoes.
http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/unnesick.jpgQuote:
Posted by Fledge
Dr. Unne secretly loathes shining everyone's shoes.
:)
I heard that Rod gets paid to lap dance and did it on Mikky....Wait a minute!! That's me!! *O.O* *runs*
This is Sugpo after he decided to leave us.
Isn't that just normal Sugpo?
This just in!!!:
Rainecloud is actually an auzzie with a nasty english disposition!
Elephant Man is actually deeply infatuated with Queen Brahne; he made up the whole Ellone obsession in fear of having people tease his true love.
The word on the street is that Mik doesn't really draw his MikArt. He has a team of monkeys on crack chained in his basement who work on them.
If they don't produce satisfactory squiggles he gets Proto to come and 'attend' to them with the white fondling glove he stole of Michel Jackson, this resulting in the pop star now only wearing one.
Chaos
Monkeys on crack??!!! NOOO!!!! My world is shattered! That is an evil rumor! haha. This thread is interesting. We're not allowed to spread rumors about games, but we have a whole thread dedicated to spreading rumors about each other. heehaha!
I heard that Bleys, Sean, Kishi, and Wyllius are really just one super computer. The pictures of them are really just the poor saps that built the computer, only to be killed by it after it made up an army of zombies, a.k.a. us.
Mik and eestlinc has been found searching newbies before they join the Newbie Party. :O
I heard Rainecloud and Proto tried to beat Sita in the Monopoly Game and lost all their cash!!!
I heard Agent Proto can't get an image to load properly! xD
TOP NEWS! Britty is undertaking "surgery" with me. After our operations, we will move to Los Angeles, live in a one-bedroom apartment, and work as strippers in a lesbian nightclub. Uh, just don't tell Angela.
PS: Britty's keeping the short-skirted barmaid outfit! ^^
~Belladonna Knight
Belladonna has been known to sleep around with random men to get the money necessary for the operation. In fact, she's slept with a grand total of 3 celebrities, 4 US senators, the president, 2 ambassadors to Egypt, and 1 Bleys.
Britty, we had a deal! You wouldn't tell anyone about my sleeping around with random men for cash, and I wouldn't tell anyone that you helped!
~Belladonna Knight
Alright, now you're gonna die. xP
Why did't I know about this!? I wanna piece of the action! Britt, how come you didn't hook me up?
P.S. Scott waxes his bikini area.
Belladona has been seen petting cute puppies. Except, they weren't really cute puppies. If only Proto and his vouyer ways had better focus on the camera...*sigh* Nonetheless, eoff's pr0n crack team, which consists, of, erm, me, speculates that the objects seen as cute puppies were actually Daryl's collection of sex toys from France. France is also rumored to have been raped by Belladonna shortly after. Britt couldn't have been involved. We know, as he was here searching for Unne, who after seeing Proto's pictures screamed like mad Kefka wannabe, and stormed out shouting about 'that weekend'.
I can affirm what Reno said. After all, he does have an affinity for cute puppies.
I heard on the grapevine that Josh/Linus did not actually get 700+ posts in his first week. He hacked his way into the system and changed his post count manualy! :o
Wyllius and Bleys are second-cousins thrice-removed. *nods*
All the members of the Goatsec party were found hanging around on a farm yesterday. Moments after being questioned by the police, they fled into a nearby goat-shed.
Other news just in, there's been an incredible increase of baby goat/human hybrids over the past few weeks. Scientists are looking into this phenomenon as we speak.
The above stories are probably not related. [/sarcasm]
Mik is rumored to have pig-ham instead of the right part of his arse.
Bleys has never had sex with a goat.
Bleys,Mik and Squally played 'Ring around the rosies!'
So scandalous!!
Rumor has it that Rydia has a child after the 'Tenticle, probing' incident by Ryuu
Britt is not even from england but actually from Rode island!
Wyll has been known to eat nothing but goats brain durimg those long nights
Bob really is a chocobo!
Chaos never passed kindergarden and fugged the report card!
Matt and Daryl are the Lizard King and Queen
Bella had plastic surgery on her nose
ShlupQuack is actually Rainbowbright!
More scandalous stories to come soon!
I have never had plastic surgery on my nose. This is obviously true because I still need to have plastic surgery done on my nose.
~Belladonna Knight
Wyllius had gotten himself an army of trashguys and invaded China!! Get the full scope!
The mods join for secret ceremonies involving grass skirts, tribal dances, and vats of fudge. They meet somewhere where nobody goes, possibly at Britt's house, and listen to the Sex pistols.
Cya
~SpartvarkQuote:
Mikztsu is NOT God
That's not true. *_*
~RodarianQuote:
I heard from a friend that his cousins' aunts sister- in-laws friend that his swedish half sisters step father's cousin's best friends son ex girlfriends, boyfriends dad, which is my, uncle grand mother's great great son saw Chaos and Mikzstu sneak of to a corner and played with a vibrator......
How Scandalous!!!
Mikky! How could you!!!
And I heard that Rodarian makes love to his new blue car! He makes love to it thru tail pipe whilst the car is on, and that hot exhaust gas is just making it better.
Hey, wait a second...I tried that once too, and I kinda liked it!! *Jumps to the streets to rape few secksay limuosines and beef trucks*
~RodQuote:
I heard that Rod gets paid to lap dance and did it on Mikky....Wait a minute!! That's me!! *O.O* *runs*
Silly.
~ChaosQuote:
The word on the street is that Mik doesn't really draw his MikArt. He has a team of monkeys on crack chained in his basement who work on them.
The crack part is only fact in here, but thanks for the idea.:tongue: I could start mass production by doing that, and I'm sure the result would be pretty much the same.
Don't believe everything they say to you, Batchao.=)
~RafQuote:
Mik is rumored to have pig-ham instead of the right part of his arse.
And rumors I heard, tells that when Raf's going to bed tonight, his arse is going to be made love to first, then sliced, stuffed with beans, fried. Then someone eats it, but not too fast. He waits 'till it regens and eats again. Then finally it's time for love again (after 2nd regeneration), and after that eat it as a whole, or spare it for Christmas.
Also: I heard that the Evil party Goatsecks name is based on insident that happened few years ago: Bleys woke up, he was going to take a nice morning walk. Then suddenly 6 - 8 goats (no one knows the exact amount) ran from the forest, chased Bleys, and when they finally caught him, they made love to him, hard.
I heard that Mikky is actually
MIKKY MOUSE!
And, as of yet, there is no Minky mouse but we'll get back to you on that story!
Another thing;
Rodarian is actually a japanese school girl who lives with Kawaii Ryűkishi in canada somewhere.
Oh and Bleysie actually does not make love to goats but instead he eats them!
*Cries*
And worst of all! MikkyPikkyWikky stole a $20 from my purse!
*Cries more*
Earlier today I was at the supermarket and one of the tabloids caught my eye. The headline across the front was that aliens had crossbred with humans, and the result was... BOU!
Reno has been seen selling copies of a magazine titled "snail sex" to members of the staff in the Staff Forum. When a reporter tried to enter the forum to confirm this, he was not allowed in, but he did catch a glimpse of the staff sitting in chairs smoking and drinking beer around a table with Reno was dancing on top of. This sight scarred the reporter for life and we only got this much out of him before he broke down crying and started mumbling incoherently. He is currently in a high-security cell in a mental asylum.
I heard Tiffekins here snuck out late and night and went disco dancing O.o She also is the daughter of Ozzy OsborneQuote:
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
I heard that Mikky is actually
MIKKY MOUSE!
And, as of yet, there is no Minky mouse but we'll get back to you on that story!
Another thing;
Rodarian is actually a japanese school girl who lives with Kawaii Ryűkishi in canada somewhere.
And worst of all! MikkyPikkyWikky stole a $20 from my purse!
*Cries more*
Oh and Tiffy.....I enjoy Kawaii company though he does fondle me with his tenticle contraptions...:laugh:
Oh I am the Minky Mouse..Mikky and I love going Daft Land and fool around..It's a small world after all...Oh and Mikky used that $20 to buy a Final Fantasy Chocobo who in fact was BoB imported from New Zealand.."
~Rod
Well, my mother told me that the Goatsecs-ers were really (get this) dolphinsecs-ers transformed all, like the autobots or something!!
Goatsecs-ers, Dolphinsecs-ers in disguise!
All the members of the goatsecs party are in fact the same person with multiple accounts, so he has more chance of becoming a forum ruler
EDIT: and Rainecloud is actually a 6 1/2 foot scally with a heavy Mancunian accent who has a collection of street-weaponry :p
Goatsecs, with all its masterminds, are hatching a plot to assisinate the heads of the other campaigns.
Word just in: They succeeded.
Goatsecs r0x0rz!
Hey, I'm not de...*gets shot by sniper*
News update:
Wyllius moved to Scotland just so that he could get away with wearing a skirt.
And as far as the election goes:
-Incandescent Banana's popularity - 100%
-Goatsecs party's popularity - 1% (Note: There may be a 1% margin of error).
