Something like this was made before, but if EoFF was a reality show, like The Real World or Big Brother, which member would suffice for the ridiculously unoriginal archetypes? (Keep it within decency, please.)
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Something like this was made before, but if EoFF was a reality show, like The Real World or Big Brother, which member would suffice for the ridiculously unoriginal archetypes? (Keep it within decency, please.)
This thread is made once every 6 months.
Thank you for filling the quota. :monster:
I'd totally be the guy whos never picked to go on the reality show because
a) Im too boring
b) I dont register because its stupid
I'd probably be the clown. However there are far more entertaining clowns.
If they lacked a token Asian I guess I could do it.
The shy timid girl that's super passive aggressive and then just snaps some day and smacks the smurf out of the alpha female. :cool:
I'm not dramatic/funny enough and I am not a minority (I wouldn't say being female counts), so there's no place for me :p
Hippies? Yep, they fit in Reality TV. In The Amazing Race there has been three hippie teams in the last five seasons, two of them won, the other is from a season that hasn't even started airing yet, and Rupert of Survivor, a hippie, has won a million because 98% of the US voted for his popularity. I was one of them.
But on a low, insipid, show with no skill, I'd turn things around!
Oh, I'd also be a hippie. :cool:
A'yo, I bet everyone here would expect me to be the one that hits on every girl in the show and ends up getting eliminated the first round...:rolleyes2
I'd be the nice, strategic, second favorite of the season guy who gets eliminated last due to being the biggest threat.
[insert 'reality TV is totally contrived, and sucks anyway because the personas are so overdone and it just turns into some stupid drama crap 5 minutes into the show' comment here]
Puck.
I would be the Dog the Bounty Hunter of the show. I would walk around spraying people like Rye in the face with bear mace and then telling her it was all for her own good and I hope she understands while I haul her in.
Or perhaps that should be levian because they both pretend they are big strapping men but when they take their specially made boots off they're actually midgets
I would be the quiet, shy, nerdy girl who is nice to everyone.
And almost wins! Shy girls do awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
reality shows are stupid! i am either realy quiet, yet give super sweet input when i do talk, or i assume leadership and boss everyone around.
If? You mean I gave Del my credit card info and speedo pics and I won't be on TV to win a big prize? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Though if I were on one of those bigger named reality shows I guess I would be the ninja who would just vanish and occasionally pop up.
Yeah, and they win because everyone forgets they are there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X
The voice of reason
I would bite everyone and give them rabies. :E
The strategic, behind-the-scenes, villian-like, but actually nice in person type? Or the less strategic, but well-liked wild card?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
I'd immediately enter a coalition and try to make it as obvious as possible WITHOUT MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS. But little does everyone know that that was only the cover up coalition. My other secret coalition is my actual coalition. I don't know why I'd need a coaliton but people tend to make coalitions in reality shows so I mean why not. Oh and I will always be myself no matter what happens in the show.
Buy a ticket, I dare ya. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
I wouldn't go on a reality show unless I was paid £1,000,000 in advance.
I'd be the quiet, observant guy that justs looks as people start kicking each other's asses.
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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I'd be the girl with the ridiculously large bosom.
I'd win
I'd be the crazed animal lover who has a lot of fun. Except I'm not blonde.
If they'd pay me that, I guess I'd be as normal as I could be for ... 2 days XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Ko KoQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I'd be the cheerful, happy one that tries to stop conflict from happening, but when it does I try to use humor to keep everyone in good spirits!
In the confessionals everyone else will talk about how annoying/obnoxious/unrealistic/naive I am. :monster: