vegetable sex

So, I have been curious about something for all but 15 minutes now. Some vegetables just seem so masculine, like potatoes. Other vegetables seem feminine, like peas. Which are which?

and this led me here:
If we created a vegetable society, and any certain vegetable could be male or female, what do you think would be what? What would their role be? What are they wearing?

I personally am going to kick it off with having the potato as a dude. A hobo, of course. The manliest and freest of all those in Vegtableopolis. He wears potato sack pants, and makes a meager living working as a migrant crop worker.

I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

Corn is the flashy, sedictive woman that all of the male vegetables (and some of the female ones!) want to have sex with, 'cause she's just so appealing. :bigsmile:

Cucumbers and Carrots are phallic, so manly.

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I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

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I was severely disappointed as well. :(

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

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I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

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I was severely disappointed as well. :(

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{it secretly is}

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Originally Posted by bipper

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I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

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I was severely disappointed as well. :(

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{it secretly is}

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It better be!

ew sex with fruit is better :D

Fruits are more girly :p

Veggies, I dunno, radishes are like old ladies.

GOE to the vegetable patch and ask for yourself!

I needed the vegetable patch to quit my radishes. Thems is sexy.

More on topic [Moron topic]: I think Celery is the town prostitute. All stringy, thin, done up, and that groove.... *shudders*:mog:

But celery is healthy and low on calories. :3

Eggplant is like a pruney old person. Tomatoes is the fat guy who announces sports on the radio :mog:

All vegetables and most fruit are male. Even the peas and blueberries!

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

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Yeah, me too. I was going to talk about my passionate affair with a turnip.

(SPOILER)That never happened.

Spoiler 2Or did it?

Spoiler 3No, it did not.

A cherry has to be female, I think they'd be so cute. I would be in charge of the sweet things, spreading the love and happiness. ^__^

Strawberries, Peaches, and Cherries are chicks.

Screw veggies, fruit is better!

Fruits do not belong in Vegiopolis! They live in their Frutopia far far away. Not knowing what evil devices the Vegitopolans are scheming. :choc2:

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Originally Posted by Roto13

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

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Yeah, me too. I was going to talk about my passionate affair with a turnip.

(SPOILER)That never happened.

Spoiler 2Or did it?

Spoiler 3No, it did not.

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Pix next time :mog:

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Strawberries, Peaches, and Cherries are chicks.

Screw veggies, fruit is better!

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Strawberries shall be androgynous.

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Parsnips are the manly carrots of the world

as I understand it, all VEGETABLES (fruits is a botanical term that has no scientific basis) are females.

So it's a huge lesbian orgy. pics?

There are males and females of each specie of plant. Weird, isn't it?

http://www.councilofelrond.com/membe...gie%20gang.jpg
I trust that you are all enlightened.

So they're all males except for the carrot (though I remember seeing a VeggieTales episode with the carrot girl's family in it-- it used to be drilled into my eyes when my brother was obsessed with the series). The asparagus are androgynous, especially since the kid asparagus was voiced by a girl.

Also, all peas are French. And AWESOME.

Butternut squash is clearly male.

Yams are male.

I say peas must be the rulers of vegiopolis. The way they extend their influence upward into the highest social rungs of society, climbing up all opportunities and blossoming into a beautiful flower and then a delicious little veggie. Also, they have armour! :]

and being french helps :3

and i thougt all vegetables that were not roots were the swollen ovaries of a plant species, therefore they are female. or at least so i thought.