1) pistaccio almond ice cream
2) driving with the heater on full blast and the window rolled down on a moonlit night in winter.*
*Yes I realize "winter" for Arkansas means it's 25 degreesF at night. go smurf a parka!
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1) pistaccio almond ice cream
2) driving with the heater on full blast and the window rolled down on a moonlit night in winter.*
*Yes I realize "winter" for Arkansas means it's 25 degreesF at night. go smurf a parka!
I love driving with the windows down and the heat on with a ciggie. It's so heavenly.
Anyway, I love trashy TV. The trashier the better. I love new york, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, blah blah blah. I love thethat's mindnumbing. I get so into it. The Real World too! Oh man.
And uh, my favourite guilty pleasure is napping. I feel bad for napping when I should be doing something else or I know I won't sleep at night. But I just love laying down and falling asleep.
* Soda pop.
* Candy.
* Cheap, greasy, delicious fast food.
Listening to Britney Spears.
To me, "guilty pleasure" is oxymoronic. I am not guilty for the things that bring me pleasure, as they are not things like molesting children or killing people.
Oh, wait. This is in Gen. Chat. In that case, BANGING OLD LADIES!
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Eating Rowntree's Ice Lollies by biting out all the colour layers.. One by one.. (you probably don't understand...).
Ed Wood movies.
Pistachio ice cream is so. damn. good. *___*
At lunch I really wanted to be healthy but I was having such a chocolate/cookie craving that I just had to buy one of those super big and unhealthy chocolate chip brownies n.n
In before porn.
Seriously though I would have to say that treating my sweet tooth is a guilty pleasure. I very rarely eat sugary or 'salty' as my brother puts it (chips, peanuts, etc) foods.
Junk food.
Family Guy.
Eastenders.
Formerly Neighbours.
capricious: I understand entirely.
I love pajama's, underwear, bra's and lengerie almost to the point of obsession. Victoria's Secret is my favorite store and I can be found many times online surfing the fredricks of hollywood websites along with other lengerie sites.
I prolly have more pj's and underclothes and nice night time things than I do actual clothes.
Some people go to the mall to search for purses, some for sures, I go to the mall to go buy scantaly clad outfits and 10 pairs of bras and undies at a time.
It's reasons like this, that I think somewhere along the lines I should have been a gay male cross dresser instead of a woman.
If it makes you fell any better A-ness, I always thought of you as a gay male cross dresser.
Japanese technopop music laced with the angelic voices of the high-pitched singers.
EDIT: Oh, and strawberries.
Fall Out Boy. xD
I'm tempted to put that in my sig. as a kind of memorial to this event.
Cold pizza and ice cream, chocolate malted mixed with cookies 'n cream. I think I might unintentionally be guilty of killing things but that most definitely is not a pleasure =_=
making/watching things blow up. in other words, i like bombs.
Cookie Dough Ice Cream and Mountain Dew. :p
soda
CAKE (lol, PG)
cute things
undies and pjs (you aren't alone, Avarice! We are like, shopping buddies in the making or something...all I buy are pjs and undies...occasionally shirts and jeans :p)
orange flavored milkshakes
and, of course, *snip*
Caralizabeth, where have you been all these years?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
I probably bought the ice cream with the most calories in the world yesterday. It doesn't even say on the package, it just says "check our website"
That's a bad sign.
Another vote for ice cream...that and ice cream cake.
rubah is the single greatest cause of global warming.
My guilty pleasure is Shingo Mama.
The end piece of a loaf of bread, toasted, loooooads of butter then like half a jar of smooth peanut butter on top :3
My defense!
Item A) my road is only paved (the only part I would drive with the window down) for about 1200 ft (400 m)
Item B) The bitter cold that I enjoy this with only occurs in January.
Item C) January is usually cloudy, ergo, no stars or moon
Item D) I'm rubah. WTF am I doing out of the house?
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy just proud
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot
Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
Yes, that is a guilty pleasure.
so beautiful :cry:
Ridiculously frilly clothes, chocolate milkshakes from the mall chocolate shop, Bill Kaulitz, and sleep.
Stalking people. lol j/k.
Ummm. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is my guilty pleasure. I secretly adore that show.
Donning my huge face obscuring sunglasses and shamelessly checking out all bums/chests of the girls at the mall. :jess:
Prayer.
http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef...fd98/maury.jpg
I love this man and his awful, awful TV show. I don't know why. I just adore it and him. It cracks me up on a regular basis. Some crazy woman threw a chair at him one time and he got pissed and I was in raptures. God bless Maury and his shockingly poor TV show. :heart:
He's the closest thing to Jerry Springer nowadays.
"You are not the father!"
*woman screams in agony and runs backstage*
*man runs after her saying 'Whut? Whut? Whut did I tell yoo? I TOUD YOO! YOO AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing *beeeeeeeeeeeep*!"*
Jerry Springer is a fraud of a man who could never attain the level of genius brought to the world by Maury. A pox on you for even suggesting such a thing.
Pucca. Specifically when that guy rips his shirt off. Even more specifically that one time he was in an all girl band and did.
Cradle of Filth.
I suppose I should rephrase what I meant-- Comparing the Maury of a couple of years ago to the Maury of today... personally I think it was a lot better a couple of years ago. It's degenerated to Jerry Springer-levels recently, and it makes me cry inside. Maury used to be like the only thing I would ever watch on daytime television, not so much anymore. :p
I remember when Maury had a respectable talk show. :P It wasn't bad back then. Just interviews with interesting people. Then they gradually shifted towards paternity tests every goddamn day. xP
OMG I totally forgot how I used to watch Maury secretly. :eep: Even during the whole "you are not the father" clustersmurf-for-all.
Now during the 4 o'clock timeslot, I watch Oprah with my mom. It is such a gay thing to do, but there's just something about watching Oprah smile or laugh that makes me feel like "it'll all be okay."
I like Oprah's magazine. They tell me about stuff I should know when I turn 30. And she dated Jamie Foxx.
Maury Povich is an amazing person with an amazing talk show and not enough people realize this. When I was in the hospital we would all gather around in our little footie socks and sit in the chairs and get up and cheer whenever Maury exclaimed "you are not the father!" or something. I would buy Maury Povich on dvd.
One time he had someone that was afraid of pickles.
Pretty girls. :sweat:
My guilty pleasures include:
- Chocolate
- Smoking
- Xena (I know! I just can't help it - I love that show!)
- Oprah
etc.
My guilty pleasures are probably; binge drinking, smoking, triple chocolate icecream, Hollyoaks, Big Brother, and morning TV (I looove Jeremy Kyle, This Morning, Loose Women etc :p)
The only one I'm guilty about is smoking though.