what would you type when you removed peoples signatures? :bigsmile:
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what would you type when you removed peoples signatures? :bigsmile:
I would be mean.....very mean.
I would edit in some other moderators name. So they can have a crappy thread made on them, then I'd come in and reveal "Ha, ha! I changed your signature! LOSER!" Then said loser would go and cry. Then (s)he would probably kill him/herself.
Yeah, that'd be pretty awesome, a good day at the least.
[leeza]You're an idot your sig is too damn big! Check the freaking FAQs! ~leeza[/leeza]
something like that. And I was going to put it in her font and changed my mind
EDIt changed my mind
[leeza]Sure, your sig may match the measurement limits, but it's 8 times the allowed filesize! :)~Leeza[/leeza]
:p
TOO BIG :smash:
If you want to be an asshole and make everyones browser crash then go smurf off. It is 3 damn pixels too tall. You fail at life. Go die. ~Leeza
I'd replace it with my own signature.
lrn2reedFAQ - Avarice-ness
Or
.1 pixels over - Avarice-ness
Brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
No sig for you. Because I can. ~ Leeza
ps: <3 Leeza
[leeza]Hey listen up, bitch, and listen well, as what I'm about to tell you is not necessarily hard to comprehend for a regular sized brain, but it's important anyhow: Your. sig. is. too. large. Speaking of large, yo mama so fat, when she's on the beach, Greenpeace pushes her back into the water :laugh: ~Leeza[/leeza]
Yup yup
[leeza]While you were away, your signature off and eloped withPsychoticPeeGee. :shifty: ~Leeza[/leeza]
[leeza]lolasl?[/leeza]
I'd start a cat breeding site
*takes notes* :cat:
Oh another thing I'd do:
Your signature was so awesome that it left and came to stay with me - Avarice-ness
And then I'd put their sig in my sig thing.
My heart cannot contain so much hate. I could never be like leeza.
Your sig broke the rules, so I broke it ~ qwerty
Edit: Leeza's sig is too wide! :eek:
[leeza]I have my own tags. Suck it, bitch. Also signature lol[/leeza]
[leeza]You're not pretty enough to pull this off kid[/leeza]
:tongue: ~Leeza
DAMN EoFF, took you long enough to notice. How long have I had that image as my sig now? Over a month, I believe. I got a PM from Leeza where the subject was "Your Sig" and I was like "omg she's gonna throw the hammer down and be like [leeza]TOO WIDE OMGZZZ[/leeza] but nope, she was just like "I'm going to use it also if it's okay with you". Funny story.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
So now Leeza would be a hypocrite to remove my sig and not hers.
Anyway, on the topic, I'm sure my notice would change depending on my mood, and how egregious the error was. And I would use a different color than Leeza does. Probably RED.
[foa] but this is foa's color[/foa]Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
[leeza]Your sig is horribly over sized my 47 cats all just pissed themselves simultaneously. Now it seriously like smells horrible. It smells so bad I'm not even going to send you to the FAQs. Sorry. ~Leeza *insta-ban*[/leeza]
I'd just put a link to this thread
I'd be terribly sarcastic and laugh at the hate threads :D
I'd replace the sig. with a link to porn, and then ban them for linking to porn.
"Thank you for the long load times for [the poor] dial-up users. Major fail.-Replaces sig with I Failed By Not Following The Sig Rule-
Just PORN? Make it child porn! XD
On the rare occasion that I edit a sig, I tend to tell them that the sig is too big and then take the time to give a shout out to a random EoFFer. I think last time it was Levian.
There are exceptions to every rule except this one <= .Quote:
Originally Posted by DenmarkDAMN EoFF, took you long enough to notice. How long have I had that image as my sig now? Over a month, I believe. I got a PM from Leeza where the subject was "Your Sig" and I was like "omg she's gonna throw the hammer down and be like [leeza]TOO WIDE OMGZZZ[/leeza] but nope, she was just like "I'm going to use it also if it's okay with you". Funny story.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
So now Leeza would be a hypocrite to remove my sig and not hers.
Anyway, on the topic, I'm sure my notice would change depending on my mood, and how egregious the error was. And I would use a different color than Leeza does. Probably RED.
[leeza]Leeza[/leeza]
[foa]foa[/foa]
[rubah]rubah[/rubah]
[miriel]Miriel[/miriel]
Psy
Who else has a color? :p If I had a color it'd be pink n_n
BoB's sig scares me.
I'm paranoid! :'(
On Topic: I wanna ownage of this one! If I was staff, but I procrastinate too much to be one :P
[levian]Levian has a color too. Yellow is for sissies though, so I guess he doesn't count.[/levian]Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
I lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Haha. That's pretty ironic. =]
your pixel size just so happens to be bigger than your brain :o~Leeza
I'm going to annoy people with my obnoxious orange font.
I actually didn't check the size on the kitty in Denmark's sig, but now that I see that it is over the 550 pixel width limit, I say...too bad. :) These two gifs will be the exception to the rule...until the rule is changed that is. I need some perks and this one is it and Denmark gets to ride on it's coattail. :)
I'mma have like four of those in my Sig next time. :tongue:
Well, the Signature limits says MAXIMUM of 550x250, so I read that as a total, and mine is a total of 572x274.
Two can play it that game Leez! :irked:
I like kitties can I has one? :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
I'll check yours when I get home from work where I have my sigs turns on because if those are the dimensions of your sig, then say good-bye to it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
No, Bert. :)
Well, when you get home tell Ivalice I said 'Hi!' :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by LeezaI'll check yours when I get home from work where I have my sigs turns on because if those are the dimensions of your sig, then say good-bye to it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
No, Bert. :)
[leeza]*hides sig in broomclosetto have sex with it*[/leeza]
SamuraidQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg[levian]Levian has a color too. Yellow is for sissies though, so I guess he doesn't count.[/levian]Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
[yams]Yamaneko[/yams]
[eestlinc]eestlinc[/eestlinc]
[mulley]Flying Mullet[/mulley]
there we go.
Mullet and Yamaneko should have a death match soon.
SHOOT. I thought I was original.
-1 Charisma :'(
Is this one not taken?
Seriously somebody could just modify that gif so that it's 550 pix or lessQuote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Sheesh =)
There are such a thing called lazy people ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by PureghettoSeriously somebody could just modify that gif so that it's 550 pix or lessQuote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Sheesh =)
Your sig was so big we went and got a room ~Blue Harvest
I claimed this color a long time ago
It's been in my signatures for at least 3 years.
[Leeza]Oh no you don't! ~ Leeza[/leeza]
I'd give them an even bigger sig.
*snip* That'll teach you for having a gay signature! smitten~
I'll get you Rye! :mwahaha:
[leeza]larger than your manhood ;)[/leeza]
Sorry your signature had AIDS so I had to eliminate it! smitten~
[leeza]Gee, here's a riddle, and it's a real thinker. What happens when you cross a moron and Photoshop? :) ~Leeza[/leeza]
I still wanna know the answer! :(
A signature that is too big! :smash:
But what if you don't have photoshop? And damnit! I thought Leeza was actually bitch-slapping you for posting something naughty in the Little this thread. :(
You have no idea how disappointed I am.