Right, I was watching Pokémon.....several years ago :shifty: before work, and I thought "Do the people eat the Pokémon?".
Discuss, and enlighten me.
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Right, I was watching Pokémon.....several years ago :shifty: before work, and I thought "Do the people eat the Pokémon?".
Discuss, and enlighten me.
Of course they do. Pokemon are sweet, like fruit, yet meat. It's like a dessert steak. :chef:
According to a book in the Canalave City library in Diamond & Pearl, some guy got hold of a sword and went round killing and eating pokemon. It's only a legend, but some pokemon probably are edible. Roast Piloswine anyone? :monster:
Yes a man did go around hunting and eating the Pokémon but then the Pokémon dissapeared. He wondered where they were and when he found them he asked why they dissapeared. They told him they were hiding from him so from that day he swore an oath to never eat Pokémon again. Something like that. :)
I think they should eat Pokémon. Otherwise all they eat is fruit and vegetables. And that sucks. Roast pidgey, yes.
Pidgeot eat Magikarp when they skim the water surfaces. Golbat is described as sucking blood at high rates. Farfetch'd can be eaten by people with the leek; it apparently tastes great, which is the cause for the Pokemon's endangerment. I think it depends on the Pokemon and totally possible.
You know, when I played Pokémon as a kid, I always wondered what Farfetch'd would taste like. It's also what I was thinking about when I came into this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
I'm sure one could eat Cherubi and Cherrim. Tropius produces fruit, so one could eat that. Torchic/Combusken/Blaziken are all chicken Pokémon, so they would taste good, maybe spicy since they're fire types. Oh, and I'll throw Pikachu in here just to make PG cry. Pikachu would taste good.
But Pikachu is a mouse PokeMon. You eat mice?
I wonder what Miltank would taste like, milk or beef? I'd stuff Meowth in a chinese steamed bun and eat it.
No, I just said Pikachu to make PG sad.
Haha! Me and PuPu just had this conversation.
No, I remember in one episode they ate normal fish :o
Of course they eat pokemon. You see any cows or normal fish around?
Mmmm sauteed Mewtwo leg.
Torchic is basically a buffalo wing.
How on earth do you people know all the names of the Pokemon and the freaking stories in libraries found IN GAME?
I used to be able to name the first 151 Pokémon in order. Now that there are like 493, I don't remember the order, but if you show me a picture of it I guarantee I'll know its name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ko Ko
NO BECAUSE KILLING ANIMALS IS WRONG
I was gonna be mean and reply...
We use the INTERNET and type in POKEMON in the search bar.
Um, I was making a poke at the playing and knowledge-storing of a game that I play, when I was more at 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by Randgris
i think jigglypuff would taste like cotton candy @_@
Blaziken are taste liek chickens...
omg.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I want it.
By the way, Harle-Cue, I'd like to commend you on using the character "é". Many people would simply go with an "e", and many people would be wrong. :eep:
Actually, Jigglypuff's name in Japanese is プリン (Purin) -- which means pudding or custard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfitomg.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I want it.
Jigglypuff would be pudding.
I always put the é in Pokémon too~Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaridovich
I want Jigglypudding in my belly plx.
either way, jigglypuff would be the most delicious pokEmon
I get images of jiggly puffs on a stick in my head all of a sudden.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
Me and Daniel used to play Pokémon Pearl all the time. It's quite sad I remember the stories after like a year from playing it. :p I had the Chimchar Pokémon called Destiny. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ko Ko
Tauros steak. Hell yes.
I needs some snorlax.
But don't you remember that episode when James bought a Magikarp? They're not edible! But they turn into the almighty Gyarados and destroy your raft.
Venusaur salad, anyone?
Blastoise soup?
You see them eat meat, yet you don't see any wild animals besides Pokemans o.o
People with pokemon with them probably don't eat in front of them, though :\
Have you people ever read up on the actual size of pokemon? Venusaur is 6'7". That would make for one hell of a christmas dinner.
Well there's Pokčmon Crystal where they eat the Slowpoke tails...
I totally forgot about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
[mudkip] So, I herd u liek mudkipz. [/mudkip]
You know, I would totally go for some Dodrio's wings, some Milktank's BBQ, even some Corpish's stew :mog:
Yeah but that's just a salad. I'd rather have some Blastoise soup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
A nice little Pikapple with breakfast.
Some houndour sounds awful nice right about now. Oh god Im turning Asian
You're on an FF forum, you've been headed down that path for a while now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arc_Master_14
"They shoot Horseas, don't they?" :eep:
I wonder what Gengar would taste like.
Grape Koolaid?
Only in vapor form.
How about some Jynx? I want me some cannibalism.
You guys are freaks. I don't think they eat Pokemon.
Hard telling, actually. Instead of being practically weightless like Gastly and Haunter, Gengar weighs 89.3lbs. That's a hell of a lot of vapor for something that's 4'11". :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
You'd be wrong. One specific example is Farfetch'd. Farfetch'd are not found in the wild in the original game, implying that their existence is rare. Pokemon Yellow's description reinforces this belief, while in this excerpt, a description of Farfetch'd follows the clues to the natural conclusion: Farfetch'd can be eaten. It might be a distasteful practice, but apparently, Farfetch'd is something of a delicacy.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
There are extinct Pokemon, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Farfetch%27d
Additionally, there is an episode in which the Team Rocket group attempts to eat the Farfetch'd. Bulbapedia says that it is episode 145 of the original series. In the episode Pokemon Shipwreck, episode 16, they contemplate eating Magikarp, if only it weren't scales, bones, and evolves into a giant blue dragon that gets a bunch of its friends ans tries to kill the group; since this even occurs in the first season of Pokemon, it should be the only canon that one is to consider anime-wise, and they specifically say they'll eat Magikarp.
I'd like my Tauros medium rare with some Seaking filet on the side. Maybe you could grill some Shroomish and dabble it on with reckless abandon.
They gotta catch em first.
Well there are no other animals in the pokemon universe yet they still eat meat. explain that with your freaky logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I want to eat em all.
Gottacatcheat em all!
It's the dirty secret of the Pokemon world that once Pokemon get too old to battle, they just end up on the dinner table the next day.
I can't wait untill Thanksgiving.
Since Deoxys is like a space virus, would you get sick from eating it? Anyway, I'd love me some Zangoose or Wailord.
Feraligator Tail, anyone?
Diagala and Gyarados souffle please!
I like Fried Koffing. Mmm, toxic.
"Oh yeah, this is Spoink, he's a pig Pokemon."
"What the hell is a pig?"
The new pokemon look more like weirdthan ever. I'll bet some of them even resemble chicken drumsticks!
Oh my god I am so hungry
Arbeit macht frei! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Es gibt keine Tomaten in Australien.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightArbeit macht frei! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Ditto is obviously made out of strawberry jello.