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Seriously, what the hell? If you can't quite manage to erase them from your memory, post any things people have said that have been so unbelievably stupid that they've completely skipped funny.
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Seriously, what the hell? If you can't quite manage to erase them from your memory, post any things people have said that have been so unbelievably stupid that they've completely skipped funny.
"Jesus predates everything" a la Sherry Shepherd.
About 99% of everything on this site.
"I love you".
Stupid whore.
I literally couldn't read more than 5 of them before having to leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X
The ones about the guy who doesn't acknowledge gravities existence or the guy who doesn't realize the sun exists are classic. :D
I remember playing RA2 online and some American guy asked in the main lobby if we had dogs in England.
For those of you who are curious: No. No we do not. Names like "Old English Sheepdog" and "Yorkshire Terrier" were invented just to mess with you.
"This movie is so long!! It's 2 Hours and 14 inches!!"
Someone asked me where my horns were. Yeah, Jews don't have horns, thanks. :p
After seeing a guitar in my room "Do you play the guitar?"
No, I have it there to fool people into thinking I do.
Also this:
[22:50] [LN] But given the population of the world, and the amount in third-world countries, especially in countryside areas, I believe it is quite possible that the number of people who have never heard of Batman exceeds 2 billion.
Can't remember who told me this one, I think it was a 3rd party engineer at work the other week who overheard it somewhere :p :
American: "Do you have a 4th of July over in the UK?"
Brit: "No, we go straight from the 3rd to the 5th"
Most stuff black people say in the beginning of rap songs always gets me. There's this one Nas song where he goes "yeah, yeah, yeah, nas, life" or something and I always do it too and my boyfriend's like it's not funny anymore! it clearly is.
To quote Levian's favorite song ever:
"Where do I beginnnnnn..."
Honestly, I don't even know where to start. I'd say a lot of the stuff on this forum. A lot of the stuff I hear from the middle aged people with children at work who act more immature than I do, at 18, some of the stuff my father says when he's being racist, etc. ;o
You mean my life was based on a lie? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
Next you'll tell me that you don't have any Jew gold then? [/south park]
I clicked your link B2K and I liked this quote a lot :D
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If your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay. I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate.
I prefer my steaks well done, my women plump, and my Church manly.
I've got a legal education, so people often assume it's spiffy to make insistences about their unique ideas regarding what's legal or not. Like the various internet-type people who are adamant that the internet exists outside of any jurisdiction, basically outside the world itself like some kind of magical realm, where no rules and no laws apply. Heh.
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Also, an interesting one - from YouTube.
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Originally Posted by me
Seriously, what the hell? "The plural of "medium" is "media", so if you're talking about more than one medium you say "mediums". It truly does beggar belief, and comprehension.Quote:
Originally Posted by some guy
I could say, but I'd get in trouble.
Pretty much everything in this forum makes me want to simultaneously facepalm and headdesk.
I love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
Whacha! Whipped!Quote:
Originally Posted by some guy
The people in that forum don't though! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut2000XI love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
Oh yes, Rye reminded me of my parents being racist too. It makes me lol and headdesk at the same time. They are really opposed to gay marriage and Mexicans. Oh, and Indians. But mostly Mexicans. Even though their gardeners are Mexicans... I dunno, they are crazy straight off the boat people even though they've been living here for 30 years.
"New Zealand... that's part of Australia, right?":mad::mad:
Some retard said this to some British guy in my class:
"What language do you speak in England?"
The idiocy kills me.
Urgh, sweet Jesus. That actually makes me sad. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Acula