Imagine if Aaron Freed in 2002 would have joined Eyes on staff.
I'm just glad that our staff brethren maintained Eyes on's storied WASP tradition of electing pure-bloods. It would have been tragic I fear. That said, I am not above congratulating a heathen on his day of birth even if he doesn't believe the Messiah has come yet. So join me by keeping watch on his grubby little hands (just look at how tiny they are!) and wishing Aaron Freed a happy 25th birthday.
In return I simply ask him not to crucify me for all the well-intentioned Jewish stereotypes. :foot:
It's also acceptable to acknowledge that I have completed seven years of providing this community the invaluable service of my presence. There was a time when I would have explained adding something as egoistic as this to the topic of another's celebratory occasion, but yeah...
