every one says the italians are really good lovers, but i can't help but wonder whats so great about them. i mean yeah i've kissed an italian and it was like i died and gone to heaven but what makes them so great
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every one says the italians are really good lovers, but i can't help but wonder whats so great about them. i mean yeah i've kissed an italian and it was like i died and gone to heaven but what makes them so great
We've just got it bebeh, amirite Ryechu? :aimkiss:
Our greasy hair and skin contains an aphrodisiac. It also contains electrolytes that keeps us going and going in the bed. Like vitamin water, except I wouldn't want to drink it. :hyper:
scrumpy: Oh yeahhhh! :aimkiss:
Where to start? Their grease. Their mustaches. Whatever you want, no matter your kink, they've got the uh... 'connections' to get it fulfilled. And who can say no to a people who will 'plumb your pipes' and then bake you a pizza?
I mean, once you overlook the fashion.
From what I can tell Italian culture fosters some of the happiest people on earth. I guess that translates well into the bedroom.
I like basketti.
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:
I'm Italian :bigsmile:
I wear Italian jeans.
Italian boys are hot, especially jocky ones.
Don't care what kind of lover they are, if i can just look at 'em.
we italians are a fine breed! >=O
Argh! I thought it was going to be a discussion about the sodas.
It's the cheese.
Girls are attracted to the "bad boy" type.
All Italians are in the mafia.
The mafia is a criminal organization.
Much like the Yakuza.
Well, I couldn't tell ya...I'm with a British boy :p
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Personally I find her hilarious. She's like the comic relief of EOFF. xD
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Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.
The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.
What?
lol well played sir
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I dunno but everyone in my town in either Italian, part Italian or some form of Guido species.
Everyone in my town is a guido. Even the people who aren't Italian. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
The food.
Italians...? :eek: Hambone is right..
I like their food yeah food is the speacial thing they have...:3 does this count? :D
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Italians are all the rage.
Italian men actually secrete a potent airborne aphrodisiac from their hairy man-chests. All my gay experiences have been in Italy, and I don't remember them very well.
Women are the same, except the Italian Air of Sex (as it's known) is secreted from their airpit and pubic hairs.
We all have little blond boys following us around to do our bidding :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase