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MAKE SURE YOU REMOVE THE ADULT UNDIES LINK UNDER THE RESULTS THANK YOU
How would you do?
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I am a small lazy girl from the well to do suburbs of New York who can't even get back to her dorm at 9 at night without having a boy walk her home. I'm surprised I even got 4% for the house cat.
http://theirtoys.com/Attack/badges/g...4%&gorilla=37%
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And that, I assume, is buck naked. With a fleet of B-52s at my back, nature can bring it on.
http://theirtoys.com/Attack/badges/g...2%&gorilla=41%
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Huh. I dunno.
If you're posting this, please don't post the sex toy advert link underneath. As much as I would love to be able to discuss the joys of buying Cherry Anal Eaze and the pros and cons of a Harness 2 Vac-u-lock 8" Realistic strap on at EoFF, it's just not gonna happen. :(
If I have to do any more snipping...! :irked:
Fixed :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
EDIT: Edible undies? wtf? :barf:
Go me! I thought my weight and slowness would hurt me, but I think being able to use a gun helps a lot.
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oops, my bad:D Totally didn't see that link pauly boy <333
[~rubah]
There are too many mods in this thread at once. xD
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I knew I had to be good for something.
Here you go. Take it to nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
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Anyway.
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I've always known that bears and gorillas are my greatest weakness.
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Apparently Mother Nature is my bitch...
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Oops, will someone take out the adult bit for me?
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I'm happy with my results. I want to fight a bear (yes, really) and I think I can take a wolf.
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I would never survive a shark attack. :cat:
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I'm pleased with these results
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Man - 1 Wild - 0
I've actually survived a dog attack. Stupid pit bulls were beatin' up on my dogs and I kinda went ballistic on them.
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The sex toy thing is hilarious. It's like totally random.
I find a correlation between being female and not surviving or not as likely to survive certain animal attacks. Where's the sexism accusations?
Less facetious, some of the results some of you are getting scare me. Work out more pls.
Hah, sure PG whatever. If a housecat asked you to die you'd respond how high?
I'm not taking this test because it's using lbs and miles. I'm sorry internet but there's no room for lbs and miles in my life.
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I am just happy that I can win against an elephant.
You and your fancy system of measurements. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
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I do believe climbing trees saved me from a lot of stuff. Also being a fast runner would help. I'm glad they didn't ask about my endurance. I'd be so smurfed.
I'm too embarrassed to post my results because they're actually quite good. :(
That was crap, I only had 97% against the house cat. I'm trying again... :(
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http://theirtoys.com/Attack/badges/g...6%&gorilla=52%
That's much better, I swear it hated me the first time
lol i think the fact that I can't use weapons or climb trees hurt a lot x)
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I think my size, build, and running abilities combined with some knife and shooting experience helped me a lot. That and my will to survive considering I'd kill just about anything, including immediate family, if they tried to kill me. Good to know I'm well suited to survival.
I somehow doubt that my survival against sharks or alligators is guaranteed though. I'm a decent swimmer, but they're at home in the water and are predators that have evolved over millions of years to be exceptional at what they do. If they wanted me dead, I'm pretty sure they could do it if I wasn't very close to land.
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ii dont see how anyone should get a yes for large shark. the only reason people survive those attacks is because someone saves them. no one is a stronger swimmer then a shark.
anyway i mostly agree with my results minus the bear one. ive all ready dealt with bears and never had a problem. i mean if trying to feed them a piece of chicken wasn't proof enough then i guess ill have to find them and smack them around a bit. ive handled small sharks when i was a kid so thats not worry. i guess its time for me to go catch an alligator.
HOW WELL CAN YOU DEAD?
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I was in the woods a few weeks ago with a friend and we heard coyotes coming from Dead Man's Hill so we just walked really fast in the other direction.