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I'm sending out a message in a bottle tomorrow and there's nothing you can do to stop me, EoFF. You can, however, influence what I put inside it. So far I'm thinking of putting in my fingernails and some frozen peas, I figured that'd be gross enough. I will also write the address to this thread on the note I put inside.
I encourage you all to do the same! at least with the address, maybe not so much the frozen peas.
and screw all of you who don't live nearby the coast.
put some porn in it
EDIT: and put it in a river near me
I think I will send a picture of Sergeant Hartman. I need to test the photo paper I bought for my printer anyway.
Take a dump in it, so it can live up to the 'bottled crap'
All in favor say "That's a craptastic idea!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
X( why can't people send nice things in bottles
Hello person who got my bottle, aren't you thankful I didn't follow the advice in post 4 through 5?
You owe me a blueberry muffin.
"The apocalypse is coming!
-God"
"Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?"
-Dolentrean
Yes, I'm pretty sure you've mentioned it a few times.
put BoB in it
Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you. :)
Include a recording of yourself singing Livin' On A Prayer.
I take it you have also noticed that Cadbury have replaced "Don't stop me now" with this song in their airport trucks advert?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
Draw them a picture!
Eww no, what's the use in sending a bottled message if it's just gonna be like every other bottled message? :mad2: and no way will a hot girl find it, more like an 8 year old girl who likes horses more than boys. Maybe I should draw a picture of a horse... Kablam, 10 years later she's madly in love with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
A lock of your hair :heart:
From any place on your body.
Put in some extra keychains or other stuff lying around that you don't use!
And an extremely detailed narrative about how your day went.
Cheese. Put some cheese in it.
If hair from anywhere other than your head is growing in locks then you are a freak and should be shot in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I didn't say it had to grow in locks.Quote:
Originally Posted by CzIf hair from anywhere other than your head is growing in locks then you are a freak and should be shot in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Then just what the hell are you saying? :mad2:
I think I will fold a box out of paper and write the url on the flaps. Or maybe a paper hat/boat. . . so many ideas!
yes, I have an old list of items so I can use that!
Miriel's guide to kidnapping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Lesson 1: Gentle manipulation
Don't turn your back on TRUE LOVE Levia!Quote:
Originally Posted by LevianEww no, what's the use in sending a bottled message if it's just gonna be like every other bottled message? :mad2: and no way will a hot girl find it, more like an 8 year old girl who likes horses more than boys. Maybe I should draw a picture of a horse... Kablam, 10 years later she's madly in love with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
I, uh... Banana hammock!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
Don't put anything in it that will make the bottle too smelly and gross if not found for a good while :(