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If the grim reaper showed up at your door step right now and demanded your life unless you could convince him that you're more valuable alive than dead, what would you say? How would you convince Mr. Scythe Dude to not mercilessly rip your soul from your wretched hide and put it in a jar like a lightning bug and skip down the street with it, showing it off to everyone?
I don't need to convince him of anything. Don't fear the reaper, mulley
I'd say because the lot of you would jump off a cliff like like lemmings if I was gone, but I'm afraid someone would think I'm actually being serious. =O
I wouldn't say anything. I'd stare into his hollow eye sockets and make him blink.
I would tell him about all the dead bodies I make every other year but then he would probably take me away for making his job harder.
I'd run, making him chase me, trip and break his ankle. While he's laid up on the sofa, I'd have to do his job. Bwahahahaha!
My real answer is that no one would get any of my little lilac letters in the mail if I was gone. Viva la Rye Mailing List, putting smiles on people's faces, internationally. :flounder:
Shut the door in his face.
I can't think of anything. I'd probably just have to sleep with him or something. If that even works.
I would tell him I simply must know what happens next on Desperate Housewives. He would totally understand my plight and leave me alone.
I would offer him the worth of my soul: 1/3rd of a box of Cracker Jack.
I would just go with it.
I still need to become the ruler of the world.
In which I can give him a deal.. you know.
Give him a couple countries to roam freely and he'll do whatever I say.
I can't miss out on GS5 D:
I'm sure he'd take sexual favors.
You'll regret this.
I would plead to the reaper and tell him I have a wife and kids. I'd suggest that he take them instead.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
I would ask what took him so long and demand to see the manager.
I'd simply tell him to bother someone else, as he and I both know why he can't touch my soul for a looong time.
I'm too freaking awesome to die. I'm so awesome, only I can kill myself, as nobody else is awesome enough. Awesome.
:D
Sex.
Back when I was a rebel without a cause I would answer 'I would punch the GR in the face'
But assuming that death came in a humanoid form, and demanded I justify my life, I would argue that I could do infinite good being left alive; I would invariably gain a ludicrous amount of capital and promise to do good.
If left alive, this would assuredly happen in time, and eventually I will amass a ridiculous fortune because I simply could not die. Then I would be forced to be an entity of good because if I don't, the GR will kill me.
Perfect business plan, imo.
Dance?
Until I can find out my purpose in life on this planet, I really can't argue to be allowed to stay. I guess my time would be up. :(
I'd explain to him that I have yet to fulfill my calling in life, becoming the anti-christ, cause the powers that be gave me life so I can spend it cleansing all the idiots from the world and making sure we have those wonderful Darwin award stories to chat about on the interweb every year. At which point I only need to allow him into my living room to watch the Presidential elections for him to understand that I actually have important things to do in this life...
...I will then kill him while he is gazing at Palin's rack and make a necklace from his teeth and ribs. I will then procceed to watch the world fall into chaos due to stupid people always being put in charge by other stupid people and drink from my new skull chalice. :)
Why do you always act like a copy of me only with boobs? (Hmmm... now that I think about that it sounds like a great idea)Quote:
Originally Posted by Akaria
I would tell them that I am a fan of his brand of humor and that if he killed me there would be for to few people left to proporly appriciate his more creative work.
"I'm sorry, I believe you have the wrong address. This is 647."
Blow him.
I'd ask him painfully intimate questions about how his job makes him feel and how he sleeps at night, scaring him away.
I'd sock him in the gob, teabag him and run for it.
I'd double dog dare him to kill me.
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my mother in law to be saw this and asked me what teabagging was. lolololol explaining that to your fiances mom rofl
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you do know that when the grim reaper touches you, or you touch him, that you die right? so all of you saying "doing sexual favors" would die anyways, and be dying a mortifying death, seeing as how you died with a cock in your mouth. lolololol. assuming that he even has a cock, because hes a skeleton with no skin or muscles, and that all a cock is rofl. you guys are silly
lol Family Guy ^.^Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
How do you presume to know anything about the nature of the grim reaper?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
If it is my time then it is my time. *shrugs*
because
I was waiting for someone to pick up on that :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojeelol Family Guy ^.^Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I'd bring him to a hippie convention and escape in the carnage.
I'd devise a plan to alter the world for the better right there with him. If he sees me worth dead, then that means my current plan of life wouldn't really convince him. But, devising a new plan with his guidance would surely allow me to keep my life. :D
srsly rantzien, how are you gonna teabag the grimm reaper. lol. i think hes gonna be a little pissed about that. lol
If there is any sense in him he will realize that he deserved it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I don't think I could make a good argument, so I won't take it too hard when he goes ahead and kills me :)
id play patty-cake with him, then id force him to be my bff. ^_^ then find some retard named billy to follow me around mindlessly
i would kick his ass back out the door:skull::shoot: die asshole