I'm gonna be a Dad! (Girlfriends pregnant!)

Ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Greeting again O' Wonderous Eoff Friends of A Most Loved Man! :hyper: Today, A Most Loved Man comes to his Wonderously Wonderfully Friends on Eoff with some great, Great, GREAT news indeed! :hyper:

A MOST LOVED MAN IS GONNA BE A DADDY!!!! :hyper:

That's right!

A Most Loved Man's girlfriend, whose name is A MOST GOD-DAMN LUCKY WOMAN (because, indeed, she is VERY VERY lucky to have a SUPER HANDSOME and LOVING boyfriend as A Most Loved Man! ;) ) met A Most Loved Man at his house and said:

"Oh, my dearest, kindest, loving, most wonderful, gracious, humble, gentle, sexy, intelligent, intellectual, GORGEOUS boyfriend... I have something to tell you! The Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven have brought me the most BLESSED of news...

I AM BEARING YOUR CHILD, A MOST LOVED MAN! :)

Truly, the Gods and Goddesses are GREAT! I am MOST PRIVILIGED to give birth to YOUR child A Most Loved Man. I CRY TEARS OF JOY THAT I AM PRIVILEGED TO HAVE YOUR BABY A MOST LOVED MAN! :crying2: "



And with that, A Most God Damn LUCKY Woman went and offered a prayer to the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven because she is SO HAPPY TO BE HAVING MY BABY:bow:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :radred:

A BLESSED DAY THIS IS INDEED, O' EOFF FRIENDS OF A MOST LOVED MAN!


EVERYONE PM ME YOUR ADDRESSES! YOU'LL ALL BE GETTING SOME CHAMPAGNE AND CIGARS IN THE POST THIS WEEK! :holmes: (Unless you're Underage, in which case it'll be chocolates and cakes for you! :hyper:)



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :radred:

IT IS A WONDEROUS DAY INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOON THE WORLD SHALL BEAR WITNESS TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY EVER CREATED! :radred:

grats pg

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

grats pg

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Thank you :)

What will this most loved baby be called?

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

What will this most loved baby be called?

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Harvey.

Why yes, I would very much appreciate champagne and cigars to be mailed to me. The presence of a parasite in your girlfriend's womb future life is unimportant to me. My mailing address can be found in this post in a PM I'll send you Yellow Book. Send me this wonderful present, post-haste.

Surely, the baby will be called a Most Loved Child; in time, he will inherit his father's (or mother's) name, and continue their great legacy in the endeavors of the world while crafting a path for himself in Love, Justice, and in the name of the Moon, he will certainly love us and be loved, in turn. Hail ye scion of Loved kings. We do appreciate this timely warning.

God help us

Your kind should not be allowed to breed.

Its like recieving news of a death from a clown who's performing tricks with a pet monkey, hard to take seriously.



Edit: This thread is like the above*

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Your kind should not be allowed to breed.

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Don't be mean to PG. He has every right to have azn bbs as you.

WHY ARENT YOU BANNED YET?!?!?!?!





and congrats i suppose

If we ban for pregnancies then poor Ava has to go too. :(

not for pregnancies, for gheyness

oh wow well done

I don't believe it.

PGchu said:
you should congratulate PG on having a bb
PGchu said:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-pregnant.html

Rubahs says (1:30 PM):
a bb
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
yeah
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
call him pg for me
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
it will be epics
Rubahs says (1:30 PM):
are you him?
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
um
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
if I say yes will you ban ?
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
yes
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
ban...me?
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
or him
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
:}
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
both
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
!
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
hmm
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
hmm...
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
no I'm seriously contemplating here
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
xD
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
you'd have to offer up some sort of proof though
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
oh
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
like shared ips or something :}
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
omg look how annoying he is
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
QED

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Your kind should not be allowed to breed.

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!! :crying:

( :lol: )

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Originally Posted by Raebus

Its like recieving news of a death from a clown who's performing tricks with a pet monkey, hard to take seriously.

Edit: This thread is like the above*

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How's things with Shauna? :)

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

WHY ARENT YOU BANNED YET?!?!?!?

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:(

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

and congrats i suppose

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:kiss:

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Originally Posted by scrumpleberry

oh wow well done

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Thank you! :)

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

PGchu said:
you should congratulate PG on having a bb
PGchu said:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-pregnant.html

Rubahs says (1:30 PM):
a bb
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
yeah
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
call him pg for me
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
it will be epics
Rubahs says (1:30 PM):
are you him?
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
um
PGchu says (1:30 PM):
if I say yes will you ban ?
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
yes
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
ban...me?
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
or him
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
:}
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
both
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
!
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
hmm
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
hmm...
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
no I'm seriously contemplating here
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
xD
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
you'd have to offer up some sort of proof though
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
oh
Rubahs says (1:31 PM):
like shared ips or something :}
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
omg look how annoying he is
PGchu says (1:31 PM):
QED

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Try as you might...

You can NEVER be A Most Loved Man. A Most Loved Man is THE CHOSEN ONE and LOVED BY ALL THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF HEAVENLY HEAVEN ;)

PG, on the other hand... is... Azn :(

Nicely done. Are you hoping for a girl or a boy?

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Nicely done. Are you hoping for a girl or a boy?

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Either is good!

Some folks hope for a boy and are disappointed if they get a girl. And vice versa.

I'm just hoping for a safe pregnancy and birth :)

happy azn bb day pg

:cookie:

i hope the bb doesnt talk leik yuu

Congrats, continue teaching the azn way. :)

Cba removing all those quotes to get to mine, so I'll just reply in this post:

Me and Shauna are good. :)

It sounds serious so I shall offer you congratulations, and something to fend off the baby incase it turns out to be an evil monster that escapes from her womb and proceeds to attack you.

Is it an oops baby?

I was an oops... :( My daddy said I was the best mistake that ever happened in his life. :D

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Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Is it an oops baby?

I was an oops... :( My daddy said I was the best mistake that ever happened in his life. :D

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Asin pg bbs can't be oops bbs. That's nonsense.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Your kind should not be allowed to breed.

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YAY! A most loved offspring shall be born!

Commiserations. :(

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Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Is it an oops baby?

I was an oops... :( My daddy said I was the best mistake that ever happened in his life. :D

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Then you ought to be a very happy mistake. :D

I wonder how your wife feels about you trying to hook up dates with people online while she's at home being pregnant. For shame, AMLM. For shame.

Also, on that acronymial note, if you were called A Charming, Most Loved Man then you could be ACMLM, which would bring about nostalgia for oldbies about this place for a few seconds. But you're nothing like Acmlm, so after they read your posts I imagine that would probably null any nostalgic effect. But I thought I'd post this anyway.

I hope you have a very real baby and that it lives a very healthy, productive life.

I think the kid should be old enough to register an account here. :bigsmile:

I bet it is Mr Gashtacular. :bigsmile:

wtf am no

He has grown up to be such a glorious piece of meat. Fresh and tender. Worthy to be the scion of the great Devil Man. :bigsmile:

wtf