Sorry if this is considered an inappropriate topic. :sweat:
Anyways, I was having this conversation with a couple of people in my band class. If there was a clone of yourself, would you have sex with him/her?
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Sorry if this is considered an inappropriate topic. :sweat:
Anyways, I was having this conversation with a couple of people in my band class. If there was a clone of yourself, would you have sex with him/her?
yes
I probably would, if my clone was skinnier, prettier, and taller. But that kind of goes against the idea of a clone, so. xD
Yup. Not because I find myself attractive, but because it'd be a pretty interesting experience.
I have never understood this thing.
Absolutely not.
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Originally Posted by kikimm
This reminds me of a question that somebody once asked on another forum...
If you have sex with a clone of yourself, what would it be considered? Homosexuality, incest, masturbation, or some combination of the three?
I would have sex with him and kill him.
...And not necessarily in that order.
>_> i would totally do me
We'd scissor all night long.
Hm... I think all three.Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
Nah
lol, oh Lunar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctiluca
It'd be kinda weird.
I'm so not into me. :eep: Maybe it's just because I know all of my own flaws, though.
Wait, let me expand on this. Fighting myself to the death in a battle of wits would be quite the entertainment.
I couldn't do it.
No.
I would, however, screw it in other ways by making it do all of my chores and homework.
I'm not teh ghey. What sort of question is this anyway? Is it supposed to be a complicated semantical claim that causes people's head to explode?
Ew. No.
acctually I did ask which of those it would be...it was about a month ago....and everyone said I am stupid for even asking myself...so I take it that questions are based on who asks them anymoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Værn
No...
They are right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Masamunemasteracctually I did ask which of those it would be...it was about a month ago....and everyone said I am stupid for even asking myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Værn
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Originally Posted by NeoTifa
So do you have a short memory or are you just attention starved?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I'm sexy, but I wouldn't have sex with myself. I would, however, prostitute my clone out and become rich that way.
Hell yes, I'm damn gorgeous. Totally smurfable.
More like, would the clone want to have sex with me?
Yes! >D
I think she was responding to all the "EWW TTLY GROSS NO WAY" comments...Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
So do you have a short memory or are you just attention starved?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
My clone and I would half my workload through collaborative effort. We'd be an awesome team, working to make one awesome berry. I am quite subservient when I like someone so I'm sure I'd be able to convince her x)
No. :yuck:
*Searches*Quote:
Originally Posted by Masamunemasteracctually I did ask which of those it would be...it was about a month ago....and everyone said I am stupid for even asking myself...so I take it that questions are based on who asks them anymoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Værn
Lol... you made that thread exactly one year ago XD
I would figure out the whole cloning thing and make braindead clones of more attractive people to have sex with.
xD I lawled.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
So do you have a short memory or are you just attention starved?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I dunno, to be honest. I've had two same sex experiences before, and it just didn't do as much for me as messing around with a guy does. Then again, it is me, and in an effort to follow Laddy's example, I'll go with a resounding hell yeah, because who wouldn't? But then I'd get bored because I couldn't get myself off as well as the real me could or a guy, so I'd take my laptop to the bathroom and finish the job while my clone does my laundry.
:love:
I'm so sexy I wouldn't deserve to have sex with myself.
I think I would enjoy the challenge of trying to stimulate them from an outside vantage point while simultaneously knowing what will make me feel how.
It would be a good exercise in discerning where which sensations are coming from in manual stimulation vs. ah, nonmanual. Do the fingers share in the joy or is it merely the lower flesh by itself?
I would make him my slave.
No way. Not even if we were the last people on earth and the human race depended on it (and he was somehow malformed during the cloning process and grew ovaries and a womb. And possibly breasts. Hmmmm, actually...)
can i watch? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Noctiluca
*awaits incredibly amusing response*Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyriccan i watch? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Noctiluca
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Originally Posted by Bunny
These are the right answers, btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Just the lower flesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by RubyLapiz
I can speak for you. Solipsism isn't real.
That's a weighty argument.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
The cake is a lie.
Me and Psychotic have had this discussion years ago, wouldn't be surprised if we were among the first to discuss it and GB, the whole "would it be incest, gay or straight or whatever sex" thing? Me and Psy have not only discussed this online but also in very loud voices in Birmingham New Street Station and we were not apologetic in any way.
As to would I do a clone of me, yes but heres a bigger question, whose the pitcher and whose the fielder? Or does it even matter? Also, if your clone and your girlfriend/partner have sex without you involved is it cheating? And another valid question; If you, your partner and your clone have sex what is that threesome considered did they have sex with 2 people or just YOU?
I think i would be more interested in hurting, and destroying my clone than anything else.
Our battle would be epic!
I wouldn't 'do' my clone because I wouldn't 'do' any male.
Also, in response to various questions proposed by Iceglow:
It would only matter to those who are involved in said 'pitching' and 'fielding'.
It would be cheating if you did not give consent.
It would be a threesome, as the number of bodies involved would be three.
And this conversation has come up many, many, many times for me over the years with various people - I'm sure nobody at EoFF was the first to discuss it, unless you mean 'first at/from EoFF' in which case I imagine it would be one of the older members (if you include before their registration) or one of the members who had been registered longest (if you do not include before their registration).
No I would'nt, I would make him go to school and do all my chores while i played games.
Hey look it's the plot for one episode of every children's show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robostar
>_> i just have a short attention span sry
Hell no. Have you seen me?
I'd kill people for money and make my clone take the blame.
No. However, I would do synchronized swimming with my clone.
It's just glorified masturbation.
Sex with the clone? Nope. Threesome with the clone and the boyfriend. Possibly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ppleganger.jpg
wow o.o........
Somebody has to. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
stfu.
(SPOILER)my fiancé does me >_> thats innaporpriate i know but oh well. thats why its in spoiler tags
Your fiancés? Blimey.
lol did i make that plurel? i didnt mean to lol i fix
Your game is up, I know your dirty secret now.
lol what secret? >_>
*facepalm*
The fact that you have multiple lovers.
oh yea, thats no secret ~_^
No. I don't believe I could actually stay in the one room with an exact copy of myself. xD
You raise a good point. I think if I actually saw an exact carbon copy of myself I would be more than a little smurfing freaked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I might try it with someone else's clone...
no i would not smurf my clone.... my clone would smurf me
No, because a clone of me wouldn't be male. :jess:
That and I would probably hate myself. I'm a stubborn girl, so I'd probably get on my nerves... This is awkward to say. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Moon RabbitsYou raise a good point. I think if I actually saw an exact carbon copy of myself I would be more than a little smurfing freaked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I think it would be only homosexuality, because masturbating is touching yourself, and while clones have identical genetic makeup, they are not "you" (in that they do not have the same past experiences, personality, etc. as you. Nor do they occupy the space that "you" do.) That's like saying identical twins who do it are masturbating because they have identical genetic codes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
Also, it's not incest unless the egg your DNA was implanted in belonged to someone related to you.
Also, what people fail to realize is that when you clone someone, you do the exact same thing as when normally having a baby, except the baby receives one hundred percent of your genes instead of the mix match it would in a normal situation. Therefore, your clone would be born as a normal infant that's identical to how you were upon birth (except if birth complications arise, yadda yadda)
Therefore, doing it with your clone would be homosexual pedophilia. Even when your clone was legal, there'd be a huge age gap between you (however many years old you were when your clone was born.)
In short, no I would not.
Aw, age is nothing but a number. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
I'm actually pretty accepting to cross-generational relationships, particularly because my step-mother is sixteen years younger than my father, and is closer to me in age than him.
Anyway, feel free to reorient this thread to its original topic.
This is a thread about having sex with a clone of yourself. Real world rules don't apply. :P So it's safe to assume we're all the same age here.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
I'm just saying I wouldn't because I'm neither a homosexual nor a pedophile. : PQuote:
Originally Posted by kikimmThis is a thread about having sex with a clone of yourself. Real world rules don't apply. :P So it's safe to assume we're all the same age here.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
I'd do me. I stare at me in the mirror enough to know that if I saw me, I would totally do me. That in no way makes me homosexual. Doing me isn't considered gay, it's something else that hasn't been named yet.;)
It's hot is what it is. :p
It would be a homosexual act whether you like it or not. A homosexual act is where two people of the same gender have sex with each other - you're two people (not one - you are one and the clone is the other, it doesn't matter if you're exactly the same), and you're the same gender, and you're having sex? Homosexual act.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nice
Saying it's not homosexual would be like saying identical twins of the same gender having sex with each other is not homosexual.
EDIT: arcanedude34 beat me to it, it seems! Although I would say that I don't think they're talking about the cloning process arcanedude34 mentioned, but rather the science-fiction process of having a clone made of yourself, including age etc.
I think the real question is,
would my clone have sex with me?
I have gained a couple pounds in the last week and I'm not as young as I used to be
*elopes with clone*
WERE IN LOVE!!!! YOU CANT STOP LOVE!!!!
Can you say, "redundant?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Asian.Quote:
Originally Posted by The CeejCan you say, "redundant?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
asian.
....grrr
Asian.
I guess not.
except identical twins are not the same person
Neither is a clone of yourself. So it's ghei secks.Quote:
Originally Posted by RubyLapiz
fapfapfapfap
Mmmm.... Gaaaayyy seeex....Quote:
Originally Posted by PureghettoNeither is a clone of yourself. So it's ghei secks.Quote:
Originally Posted by RubyLapiz
fapfapfapfap
If it makes you feel any better, I'd totally do your clone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
That's another interesting notion. As much as I like to be me, and as much as I enjoy my own personality, I don't think I would like to be friends with someone who shares the same traits. I mean, my constant pragmatism would probably begin to annoy me. Being friends with yourself would be so ... smurfing weird! This is actually a really weird concept to me and I can't wrap my head around it *explode*Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaunaThat and I would probably hate myself. I'm a stubborn girl, so I'd probably get on my nerves... This is awkward to say. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Moon RabbitsYou raise a good point. I think if I actually saw an exact carbon copy of myself I would be more than a little smurfing freaked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
(age/2)+7 = golden rule.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichAw, age is nothing but a number. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
I'm actually pretty accepting to cross-generational relationships, particularly because my step-mother is sixteen years younger than my father, and is closer to me in age than him.
Anyway, feel free to reorient this thread to its original topic.
edit: Most of the time - obviously there are exceptions. Cross generational relationships get less weird / illegal as both parties mature. ie. A twenty-eight year old dating an eighteen year old is a lot less weird than a eighteen year old dating a fourteen year old, to me.
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm getting at. If I were to meet someone exactly like me, I doubt I would get along with them, let alone ever want to have sex with them. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits
I'd probably find myself too annoying, or end up gagging me to make myself shut up and do other me from behind.
We'd be to busy split playing GW and GE.
No. I don't do men.
Maybe we could go to sporcle together and he could help me remember all the 50 states of America. I always forget one or two. DAMN YOU WISCONSIN.
I wouldn't have sex with my clone, but would be cool to have a threesome. Pincer attack!
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Originally Posted by arcanedude34
You're not?! :eek:
lulz, http://forums.tigsource.com/Smileys/derek/gentleman.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
a clone of myself? If it's an exact carbon copy clone, hell no. I'm pretty ugly. lol. If it's one of those clones that take on a different look, like maybe different gender... maybe!
nah
It's not gay, it's masturbation!
No I wouldn't, however I would take advantage of there being 2 of me. 2 jobs, more money same account =)
personally, i would like to have a few more of me running around. i could whore them all out and make tons of money. also, then i wouldnt have to do any housework. i could also have them do my evil bidding (assassinations) and if i get caught, just say it was my clone. how would they know. omg you know the chaos that would create? how could the judicial system even work?! omg then the gov't wouldn't be able to function without a judicial system!!!!! omg ANARCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit: i thought this was cute and slightly appropriate :p
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...loningmach.jpg
I wouldn't -do- my clone, but I would definitely use it to tag team some hoe. Nothing would beat high fiving yourself while one of you does her from behind while the other does the mouth.
What makes you think your clones would want to do the work? If they're exactly like you, then they would be wanting you to do the work, that is, if you are as you explain yourself to be in this post, the type of person who would create clones to do work for herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
:p paradoxes
You would raise the clones to have strong work ethic and a desire to want to fulfill your work duties. In case you did not know, cloning someone would -NOT- be passing them your same traits, ethics, etc. The environment that they grow up in will affect their brain and they could potentially turn out to be just the opposite of the person they are cloned after, except for physical appearance.Quote:
Originally Posted by The CeejWhat makes you think your clones would want to do the work? If they're exactly like you, then they would be wanting you to do the work, that is, if you are as you explain yourself to be in this post, the type of person who would create clones to do work for herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
Shut the hell up, that's not funny and you know it. I paid my debt to society, alright?Quote:
Originally Posted by sdm42393Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
You're not?! :eek:
Well, yeah. If this were a real life clone scenario. However, this is a science fiction clone scenario where your clone is an exact copy of you in every way. I believe that part was made very clear earlier in the thread. Why do you think I have the gay sex with mine and kill him?Quote:
Originally Posted by MagixionYou would raise the clones to have strong work ethic and a desire to want to fulfill your work duties. In case you did not know, cloning someone would -NOT- be passing them your same traits, ethics, etc. The environment that they grow up in will affect their brain and they could potentially turn out to be just the opposite of the person they are cloned after, except for physical appearance.Quote:
Originally Posted by The CeejWhat makes you think your clones would want to do the work? If they're exactly like you, then they would be wanting you to do the work, that is, if you are as you explain yourself to be in this post, the type of person who would create clones to do work for herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
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Originally Posted by The CeejWell, yeah. If this were a real life clone scenario. However, this is a science fiction clone scenario where your clone is an exact copy of you in every way. I believe that part was made very clear earlier in the thread. Why do you think I have the gay sex with mine and kill him?Quote:
Originally Posted by MagixionYou would raise the clones to have strong work ethic and a desire to want to fulfill your work duties. In case you did not know, cloning someone would -NOT- be passing them your same traits, ethics, etc. The environment that they grow up in will affect their brain and they could potentially turn out to be just the opposite of the person they are cloned after, except for physical appearance.Quote:
Originally Posted by The CeejWhat makes you think your clones would want to do the work? If they're exactly like you, then they would be wanting you to do the work, that is, if you are as you explain yourself to be in this post, the type of person who would create clones to do work for herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I fail to see where that specifies it is a science fiction clone scenario...Quote:
Originally Posted by sdm42393
I wasn't aware that the judicial system worked at all.Quote:
personally, i would like to have a few more of me running around. i could whore them all out and make tons of money. also, then i wouldnt have to do any housework. i could also have them do my evil bidding (assassinations) and if i get caught, just say it was my clone. how would they know. omg you know the chaos that would create? how could the judicial system even work?! omg then the gov't wouldn't be able to function without a judicial system!!!!! omg ANARCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It wasn't in the first post. I don't remember exactly where it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagixionQuote:
Originally Posted by The CeejWell, yeah. If this were a real life clone scenario. However, this is a science fiction clone scenario where your clone is an exact copy of you in every way. I believe that part was made very clear earlier in the thread. Why do you think I have the gay sex with mine and kill him?Quote:
Originally Posted by MagixionYou would raise the clones to have strong work ethic and a desire to want to fulfill your work duties. In case you did not know, cloning someone would -NOT- be passing them your same traits, ethics, etc. The environment that they grow up in will affect their brain and they could potentially turn out to be just the opposite of the person they are cloned after, except for physical appearance.Quote:
Originally Posted by The CeejWhat makes you think your clones would want to do the work? If they're exactly like you, then they would be wanting you to do the work, that is, if you are as you explain yourself to be in this post, the type of person who would create clones to do work for herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
I fail to see where that specifies it is a science fiction clone scenario...Quote:
Originally Posted by sdm42393
My answer would depend on the scenario actually.
If we're using the rules of the real world here, than no. Don't they place your genetics in to another person to be born? Or is that just how they do same-sex child birth (Or whatever the correct name is)?
Either way. A person with my genetics coming out of another person pretty much means its my child in my eyes. So no... Homosexual pedophilic incest is to... gross. Even with out society and religion telling me how messed up that is. Besides... Unless you want to fondle a new born infant, you're going to have to wait even longer than nine months.
Seems like way to much work when you could just get another man drunk and make him have plastic surgery.
Using whatever made up rules we want to... No, I wouldn't have sex with myself. But if I was curious, it would probably be the best way to find out.
I'll probably just use my fantasy clone to play video games against myself. Or I would have my clone learn about topics I want to learn about but can't since I'm to busy learning about other topics I want to learn about and than we can compare notes and reports.
Also:
This is the first forum I been on with a bump rule in effect, if mid-3rd page/18 days is to far back. Please don't make me where a dunce cap.
>>> YES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by sdm42393
Im just too hot.
Yes, yes and more yes.
Wow that would be hot.
This proposition is wrong on so many levels. What's the matter with you people?
Well I always envisioned my clone to be far more attractive and stuff. Like the polar opposite of me. So yes I'd gladly do!
I agree with Del. No way. I wouldn't even think of it.
MadeOfApples has a good plan though. :)
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Originally Posted by MadeOfApples
I would totally do Alisu's clone. It's okay because it's not really Alisu ^_^
I will watch my clones do each other! As a matter of fact, I will setup a farm for them to breed bastard clones and start a clone war! :bigsmile:
I will reign as Emperor in the end if the movies are accurate. :bigsmile:
yea i probably would if we both felt comfortable with it (i guess the clone is also me so would feel comfortable with it). i wouldnt make a clone of myself for the sole purpose of smurfing it tho, the smurfing would be a nice bonus i guess
I lack certain physical traits that I find attractive and would consider necessary for my particular brand of smurfery.
A clone of me would be a person in their own right, and I wouldn't consider wanking them off to be masturbation either.
It would be nice to chat with him about stuff, particularly as he lives his life mildly differently to mine and develops his own personality and worldview.