Elections TASKS!!! - Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world.

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10-23-2008, 10:15 PM
Election Booth

Elections TASKS!!! - Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world.

Primaries Results and Tasks Thread

Tasks to be posted once the results are posted.

I've taken a leaf out of my friend Award Guy's book and decided to do this slowly and painfully in order to prolong your agony.

So who's first up? Shinra or Avalanche? Well, Avalanche had more voters, so they can be first. :greenie:

Let's remind ourselves of the candidates.

Avalanche Candidates:
1. Baloki
2. Bunny
3. Earthworm Jim
4. Fate Fatale
5. Flying Mullet
6. Laddy
7. NeoTifa
8. Rantzien
9. Rye
10. Yaridovich

Shinra Candidates:
1. Aerith's Knight
2. Cookie
3. Goldenboko
4. Lekana
5. Pureghetto
6. qwertyxsora
7. theundeadhero

Soon we will know who will lead their parties. Oh boy.

Post in thread plz.
10-23-2008, 10:16 PM
Goldenboko

This hurts Booth. This hurts.

Also, the other thread doesn't have the lock symbol despite being archived. :o
10-23-2008, 10:20 PM
Levian

Goldenboko, hold me.
10-23-2008, 10:22 PM
Aerith's Knight

Awww..

Ah well.

Let's see them slaughter each other. :)
10-23-2008, 10:22 PM
Election Booth

In true Award Guy style, I am going to post the people who didn't make it first because I am a jerk, then I will ride away in my orange Chucklemobile.

Avalanche Primary!

Rantzien..........................2
Bunny.............................1
Laddy.............................1
Baloki............................1
Earthworm Jim.....................1
Fate Fatale.......................0
Yaridovich........................0

So that leaves Rye, NeoTifa, and Flying Mullet!
10-23-2008, 10:23 PM
Denmark

There's a room where the light won't find you. Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down. When they do, I'll be right behind you.
10-23-2008, 10:24 PM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

Goldenboko, hold me.

That's the ticket. It's gonna be okay baby. Just listen to my voice. It's gonna be oh smurfing kay.

EDIT: Wow, top three? Avalanche's was pretty close.
10-23-2008, 10:27 PM
Psychotic

Yo, GB, predict which one wins.
10-23-2008, 10:28 PM
Goldenboko

Imma root for the underdog and say NeoTifa.

My real bet is Rye though
10-23-2008, 10:30 PM
Dignified Pauper

It'll be a tough race between mulley and rye.
10-23-2008, 10:30 PM
Yar

Yay! I got 0 votes! :D
10-23-2008, 10:30 PM
Election Booth

The winner is...

Rye!

Rye...............................8
Flying Mullet.....................3
NeoTifa...........................3

Quite the landslide.
10-23-2008, 10:31 PM
Goldenboko

Ha knew it =D
10-23-2008, 10:39 PM
Election Booth

Shinra Primary!

Lekana............................3
Cookie............................3
Pureghetto........................2
Aerith's Knight...................2
qwertyxsora.......................1

Goldenboko vs theundeadhero. One late vote decided this.

Predictions? ;)
10-23-2008, 10:40 PM
Goldenboko

:0 Well, time to pray.

God, please let me stomp hero into the ground.
10-23-2008, 10:53 PM
Election Booth

And the winner is...

theundeadhero!

theundeadhero.....................5
Goldenboko........................4

A close call! So it'll be theundeadhero vs Rye for the presidency.

Even if you did not win, fear not, there is still plenty to do as the race for the presidency draws to a conclusion!
10-23-2008, 10:54 PM
Goldenboko

PRAYER FAILURE!

Once again proof there is no god.... xD

Well, good show. Good luck Hero.
10-23-2008, 10:55 PM
I Don't Need A Name

hard luck Gobo. i was rooting for you.
do Shinra proud tuh!
10-23-2008, 11:00 PM
Election Booth

Rye and theundeadhero now need to choose their running mates for Vice-President. :) They can choose anyone from their parties, whether they stood for candidacy or not. Post your choices in this thread and then the tasks will be posted!
10-23-2008, 11:01 PM
Goldenboko

Hrm. DD, celes, and Dolentrean said they where pullin' for me to win. I know I voted for myself (best man for the job duh), and IDNAM said he was rootin' for me.

Conclusion, someone was a black sheep among my supporters. I have killing to do >:0
10-23-2008, 11:04 PM
I Don't Need A Name

i didnt vote for you gb, i made a deal with celes cause i couldnt decide who to vote for, so she voted for you & i voted for leky.
10-23-2008, 11:06 PM
Bunny

Shocking results.
10-23-2008, 11:07 PM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name

i didnt vote for you gb, i made a deal with celes cause i couldnt decide who to vote for, so she voted for you & i voted for leky.

Aw, but I wanted to kill someone for no reason! =D
10-23-2008, 11:11 PM
Election Booth

You're assuming Celes and Dolentrean even voted. :)
10-23-2008, 11:13 PM
Goldenboko

True. But it's an assumption I'm to make when someone goes "GOBO I WANT YOU TO WIN! IMMA VOTE GOBO!" That's what makes someone a supporter. If someone says, "Oh yeah, I'm going to vote so and so." but then doesn't vote then they are a black sheep =D
10-23-2008, 11:28 PM
Aerith's Knight

I wonder who TUH will choose as his running mate. He never really hinted at someone.
10-23-2008, 11:39 PM
Levian

Congrats to tuh and Rye! The world is smurfed. ;)

You had my neutral shinra vote, Goldenboko. good answering.
in Avalanche I was torn between Mullet and Baloki and eventually landed on Baloki.

I know this because I immediately after sending the PM asked Psy who I voted for. :mog:
10-24-2008, 12:44 AM
Peegee

tuh :love:
10-24-2008, 12:58 AM
Election Booth

Here's how the votes break down:

Avalanche Primary

Named section:

Rye...............................4
Flying Mullet.....................2
NeoTifa...........................1
Laddy.............................1
Rantzien..........................0
Bunny.............................0
Baloki............................0
Earthworm Jim.....................0
Fate Fatale.......................0
Yaridovich........................0

Anonymous section:

Rye...............................4 (Candidate B)
NeoTifa...........................2 (Candidate A)
Rantzien..........................2 (Candidate J)
Flying Mullet.....................1 (Candidate I)
Bunny.............................1 (Candidate D)
Baloki............................1 (Candidate H)
Earthworm Jim.....................1 (Candidate F)
Laddy.............................0 (Candidate C)
Fate Fatale.......................0 (Candidate E)
Yaridovich........................0 (Candidate G)

Shinra Primary

Named section:

theundeadhero.....................3
Goldenboko........................2
Lekana............................1
Aerith's Knight...................1
qwertyxsora.......................1
Cookie............................0
Pureghetto........................0

Anonymous section:

Cookie............................3 (Candidate E)
theundeadhero.....................2 (Candidate C)
Goldenboko........................2 (Candidate B)
Lekana............................2 (Candidate G)
Pureghetto........................2 (Candidate F)
Aerith's Knight...................1 (Candidate D)
qwertyxsora.......................0 (Candidate A)
10-24-2008, 01:02 AM
Psychotic

Evidently if Goldenboko had actually mobilised his supporters and got them to vote, he would have won. :p

Well, unless they went and voted for hero in the other section.
10-24-2008, 01:22 AM
Goldenboko

Whoops =p

Simple solution to that voting hero problem. Tell them not to vote for anonymous xD

'eh, tbh I'd rather not win this by making 5 million people vote for me. Just as long as EoFF knows, they coulda had GoBo. They coulda had GoBo. ;)
10-24-2008, 01:24 AM
NeoCracker

*Insert Joke about dodging a bullet*
10-24-2008, 01:29 AM
Aerith's Knight

*insert third reich comic*
10-24-2008, 02:26 AM
Rantz

Go Rye! First loli president! :kaolove:
10-24-2008, 02:27 AM
Rye

Oh my! Thank you so much, all of my lovelies! :bigsmile:

I will meditate on who will be my running mates while I shower. I shall return shortly.
10-24-2008, 02:32 AM
Psychotic

I would like to applaud Rantzien for being the only one of you who did not vote for himself! :p
10-24-2008, 02:45 AM
Rantz

Well done, Rantzien!
10-24-2008, 02:47 AM
Levian

I want to send Rantzien a fruit basket now.
10-24-2008, 03:43 AM
Election Booth

By the way, feel free to post in the other parties' thread now. :D
10-24-2008, 03:54 AM
Rye

I have come to a decision!

It was really difficult. Everyone deserves this position. I then cut it down to 4 people who have been pretty active in this election and I greatly respect, and I kept tossing between them in my mind, for various reasons. Rantz for his crazy humor and his vivid personality, Mullet for his wisdom and funniness, scrumply for her sweetness and her awesome art, and Bunny for his unique personality and edge. But I've come to choose...

Flying Mullet.

I feel like he'll definitely help lead Avalanche to victory!
10-24-2008, 03:56 AM
Bunny

This is like a roller coaster of predictability.
10-24-2008, 04:06 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

This is like a roller coaster of predictability.

Actually I think the predictable outcome was me being the VP candidate. But because I dropped out of the whole thing, obviously not happening.

My only regret is that I can't justify changing my name to "I'm my own VPILF" now :(
10-24-2008, 04:10 AM
NeoCracker

No, I"m pretty sure we all say Rye - Mullet coming. :p
10-24-2008, 04:16 AM
Psychotic

Me and Levian had a bet as to who she'd pick. I said scrumpleberry, he said Bunny.
10-24-2008, 04:23 AM
NeoCracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Me and Levian had a bet as to who she'd pick. I said scrumpleberry, he said Bunny.

You and Lev want to come over to play some poker?
10-24-2008, 04:25 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Actually I think the predictable outcome was me being the VP candidate. But because I dropped out of the whole thing, obviously not happening.

I never once thought this would happen.
10-24-2008, 04:25 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrackahLacka

You and Lev want to come over to play some poker?

More like poker in the rear amirite hurr hurr hurr.
10-24-2008, 04:26 AM
NeoCracker

Whose going to be the her though?
10-24-2008, 04:27 AM
Bunny

Me me me!
10-24-2008, 04:28 AM
NeoCracker

Alright, but I go first.

I don't want no sloppy seconds.
10-24-2008, 07:56 AM
Earthworm Jim

Haha, who the hell actually voted for me?
10-24-2008, 10:56 AM
theundeadhero

I'll be awaiting a response from my VP choice soon.

I didn't think I had much of a chance at this. If this was my prime in '05 I would have been completely confident but I thought I was falling off a lot of popularity recently.

(I could still use a better sig if anyone with better skills than me wants to make it. By the way, it had to of been totally obvious which "anonymous" candidate was me.)
10-24-2008, 12:53 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I have come to a decision!

It was really difficult. Everyone deserves this position. I then cut it down to 4 people who have been pretty active in this election and I greatly respect, and I kept tossing between them in my mind, for various reasons. Rantz for his crazy humor and his vivid personality, Mullet for his wisdom and funniness, scrumply for her sweetness and her awesome art, and Bunny for his unique personality and edge. But I've come to choose...

Flying Mullet.

I feel like he'll definitely help lead Avalanche to victory!

I'd be honored and happy to help lead this awesome party to victory over those Shinra dogs. :bigsmile:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Me and Levian had a bet as to who she'd pick. I said scrumpleberry, he said Bunny.

Since you both lost you can each pay me.
10-24-2008, 12:57 PM
Loony BoB

I vote zaqwert.
10-24-2008, 03:23 PM
Psychotic

Cram it, BoBBo.
10-24-2008, 03:29 PM
Loony BoB

Maybe I should make a fan club about myself.
10-24-2008, 03:33 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Maybe I should make a fan club about myself.

The penetration club? :D
10-24-2008, 03:55 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Maybe I should make a fan club about myself.

You'd be the only member.
10-24-2008, 03:56 PM
Loony BoB

Not if you count my second account! Ha!

Also: Whoosh.
10-24-2008, 04:36 PM
Psychotic

You're definitely becoming the new Proto.
10-24-2008, 05:14 PM
theundeadhero

ShinRaist and swing voters alike, I am proud to announce that I have officially decided that PG will be my running mate! His beliefs and opinions about politics here at EOFF greatly resemble mine and I feel that he will be a great help in leading ShinRa to victory in these great forums.

Now, please forgive my absense these next two days as I take a trip to GHF Land to inspire our soldiers.
10-24-2008, 05:49 PM
demondude

Oh-no! What terrible occurrence has struck these elections! How did Gobo lose?

Now not only am I a traitor, but I'm a traitor that was rooting for the wrong candidate!
10-24-2008, 05:55 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

ShinRaist and swing voters alike, I am proud to announce that I have officially decided that PG will be my running mate! His beliefs and opinions about politics here at EOFF greatly resemble mine and I feel that he will be a great help in leading ShinRa to victory in these great forums.

Now, please forgive my absense these next two days as I take a trup to GHF Land to inspire our soldiers.

Sticks, Bricks, I smell Friend politics. :p

Just kidding, Wouldn't have it any other way. Congratulations on the election.

Now, as I said before, I'm rooting for official election comicer, which means I will have to stay unbiased. It's hard, but I'll try.

Which also means I can't be in a party. Sorry guys, but I'm sure you'd all be glad to see the back of me. :)
10-24-2008, 05:56 PM
qwertysaur

Hero and PG '08.
10-24-2008, 06:13 PM
Peegee

With theundeadhero and myself ruling EoFF with the benevolent wisdom that only God can (but we're human and so we get elected), this forum will be restored to its former glory.

We promise fair and preferential treatment to oldbies and an immediate halt to immigra...I mean registration. No newbies will plague this forum again!
10-24-2008, 06:15 PM
Freya

WOOO Mully vs PG '08!
10-24-2008, 06:15 PM
Bunny

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.
10-24-2008, 06:16 PM
Freya

I love the vp choices xD
10-24-2008, 06:16 PM
qwertysaur

Hey, you undecided voters, if Avalanche wins, there will be a ton of new members clicking on the eggs of any dragcave dragons, getting them sick from too many views in a short time period. ShinRa promotes keeping your dragons healthy, because we care about the people of EoFF and the dragons they all love.
10-24-2008, 06:16 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.

Which makes me Biden and PG...

Oh dear god, why have we done this to PG?
10-24-2008, 06:17 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Hey, you undecided voters, if Avalanche wins, there will be a ton of new members clicking on the eggs of any dragcave dragons, getting them sick from too many views in a short time period. ShinRa promotes keeping your dragons healthy, because we care about the people of EoFF and the dragons they all love.

That's like blaming everyone else for getting your baby sick when you took them to the hospital.
10-24-2008, 06:20 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.

Which makes me Biden and PG...

Oh dear god, why have we done this to PG?

I'm waiting for the PG porn to get massive hits.
10-24-2008, 06:31 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

TUH is the McCain to Rye's Obama.

Lalalala, Obama! Obama is Beautiful World! :love:
10-24-2008, 06:33 PM
Aerith's Knight

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/...em_aba4f3b.jpg
10-24-2008, 06:41 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/...em_aba4f3b.jpg

10/10
10-24-2008, 06:42 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pureghetto

10/10

Ditto. :)
10-24-2008, 07:13 PM
Election Booth

It's task time, baby!

THA RULEZ

- Any member of a party can do these tasks.

- You can still join a party if you are not a member of one, and do a task.

- One forum category per member! (you can answer more than one question per category though)

- You can work on these tasks individually or as part of a team. There is no limit to the number you can have on a team.

- The Presidential and Vice-Presidential hopefuls are allowed to work on a task if they so wish, although they do have their own tasks (which I am about to PM to them :)) too.

General

Change the lyrics of a song (any song you like) to be about your candidate, your party, the elections, and any related topics. A YouTube video link to the existing song would be nice, and BONUS POINTS! for a voice file of someone singing it!

Write a story about your candidate defeating an evil force by either:
A) Always believing in themselves
B) Using the bond they share with their friends
C) There is no C
D) Never giving up.

Staff

Eyes on Final Fantasy has too many staff members. Discuss.

Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 8 admins and 10 Cid's Knights. (you can pick existing CKs and admins if you like) You can explain your picks if you wish.

Reference

What was the best party in EoFF Elections history? (Shinra and Avalanche are not yet in that forum, so you can't pick them!) Feel free to tell us why!

What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site or the forums? Explain the reasons for this.

Final Fantasy: Nerds in Paradise

Who is the most sexually attractive character, NPC, boss, etc. in these games? Please provide an explanation and an image of them.

Create a dream party of five (FFIV style, yo!) featuring characters from these six games and explain why.

Final Fantasy: The Quickening

Aerith is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Aerith.

Quina is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Quina.

Please draw a picture of either Tidus, Rinoa, or both, dying in a horrible and painful manner.

Final Fantasy: The Smell of Fear

The Final Fantasy series has, let's be fair, gone downhill. What new feature (or features) would you add to FFXIII to turn it around? What traditional FF elements would you remove?

The World Is Square...and Enix

Design a new world for Kingdom Hearts. It can be based on anything you like whatsoever. Maybe it can be Rambo World. Or Norway World. Or Syphillis World. I don't know. Please describe this world, Sora's appearance, the character who joins your party in this world and the plot and bosses of this world.

Timeframe?
One week. Although if extensions are required, I am open to negotiation.

What now?!
Go to your parties' threads and volunteer for a forum category you think you can do! Then get to work and have some fun!
10-24-2008, 07:25 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Election Booth

Aerith is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Aerith.

Can I do this while not being in a party? >_>
10-24-2008, 07:26 PM
Election Booth

Nope!

Good job you're a Shinra member. ;)
10-24-2008, 07:27 PM
Freya

OH MY GOODNESS TASKS!

But wait, look what I just saw on tv! An ad against Avalanche!

Rye and Mully AD
10-24-2008, 07:30 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lekana

OH MY GOODNESS TASKS!

But wait, look what I just saw on tv! An ad against Avalanche!

Rye and Mully AD

Could I perhaps glomp you... please? xD
10-24-2008, 07:55 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lekana

OH MY GOODNESS TASKS!

But wait, look what I just saw on tv! An ad against Avalanche!

Rye and Mully AD

Could I perhaps glomp you... please? xD

xD
10-24-2008, 07:58 PM
Freya

^_^
10-24-2008, 08:05 PM
Peegee

O_O
10-24-2008, 08:12 PM
Freya

It's crazy isn't it! How some Ad team an just go around making these videos! i saw it on TV and thought i'd share. I'm just sharing.

:shifty:

There you go Pauper, hot election action!
10-24-2008, 08:19 PM
Bunny

Jesus learn to color co-ordinate.
10-24-2008, 08:50 PM
Election Booth

Oh I should probably have also stated that all tasks are to be PMed to me, Election Booth. Either separately or as one big blob, I don't really mind!
10-24-2008, 09:08 PM
Fate Fatale

THIS ELECTION IS A SHAM! FATE FATALE FOR DICTATOR!

EDIT: I've just been informed that EoFF is indeed a democracy. This post shall now self-destruct.
10-24-2008, 09:09 PM
Rye

I did not have sexual relations with that armadillo.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...clintonrye.jpg
10-24-2008, 09:54 PM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I did not have sexual relations with that armadillo.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...clintonrye.jpg

LMAO xD
10-25-2008, 01:08 AM
Levian

Great tasks. :up: Makes me want to do some of them even if I'm not in a party.
10-25-2008, 03:36 AM
Mittopotahis

Just confirming, each member is only allowed to complete a task in one forum category, but there can be multiple members in the forum category? So in Reference there is 2 tasks, one member can do one task and another do the second?
10-25-2008, 03:48 AM
qwertysaur

Whoever made that video is amazing XD
10-25-2008, 03:48 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mittopotahis

Just confirming, each member is only allowed to complete a task in one forum category, but there can be multiple members in the forum category? So in Reference there is 2 tasks, one member can do one task and another do the second?

Yes. In fact, you could have three members do the first Reference task, and just one doing the second. Heck, that one could even have been a part of that team of three.
10-25-2008, 03:58 AM
Dignified Pauper

MDP Is being swamped with work and social responsibilities. I will have half-hearted coverage of the elections on sunday evening, EST.

Until then, the EoFF Post's First and Last reporter is simply out of commission. Keep up the good work candidates. I need MOAR MATERIAL. If you don't give it to me, prepare to have your names slandered.
10-25-2008, 06:07 AM
Freya

Hey I gave you dirt! Look at that ad... I found >.>
10-25-2008, 09:14 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

If you don't give it to me, prepare to have your names slandered.

I vote this.
10-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Dignified Pauper

IN LATE NEWS! BOTH PARTIES HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES! This reporter is busy finding facts to fabricate. More on this soon.
10-27-2008, 10:33 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

finding facts to fabricate.

You mean like, make up? :confused:
10-27-2008, 10:33 PM
Rantz

If you want you can use this photo I took of theundeadhero the other day.

http://personalpropertyregistry.com/thief%20yellow.jpg
10-27-2008, 10:37 PM
Flying Mullet

And I would love an investigative report on the meaning behind this menacing picture:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/phot...lepic549_1.gif
10-27-2008, 10:50 PM
Aerith's Knight

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...1m_fe029fd.png
10-27-2008, 10:57 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...1m_fe029fd.png

:thumb:
10-27-2008, 11:32 PM
NeoTifa

lulz
10-28-2008, 12:03 AM
theundeadhero

You're one of us now, Mully. One of us.
10-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Election Booth

So uh...tasks are due in tomorrow. How's that looking, folks?

If the presidential candidates want to apply for an extension, let me know in this thread, otherwise I'll assume you don't!
10-30-2008, 08:13 PM
Aerith's Knight

Could you extend to saturday night?

Then I can finish my other drawing.
10-30-2008, 08:17 PM
Election Booth

Sure. I think another day will be fine anyway, as I think everybody will be too busy on Halloween night to care about the elections.
10-31-2008, 03:09 AM
Aerith's Knight

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...nm_1616b2f.png
11-01-2008, 08:56 PM
Election Booth

At this point I am going to relax the rules and say people can contribute to more than one section, and add an additional 24 hour extension. Let's get this done.