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Ok, so I have a huge thing for one of the teachers at my school. He is incredibly cute, and I'm hot to trot. We've exchanged some intense looks, and I really want to make my move, but here's the thing...he doesn't even have me in any of his classes.
What do I do? I've heard rumours that he's coming on a school trip that I'm going on...we'll be spending the entire day together then.
If I don't get closer to him, I'm going to be so upset. :(
You're my new favorite person for saying "hot to trot."
If you like him you will not make attempts to get him fired.
Edit: Rye is correct though. You can get closer to me just for saying that.
Well, we haven't even spoken, but I've caught him on more than one occasion eyeing me up.
I'm not saying that I'm going to suck his lips off, I just want to get closer to him, but if he doesn't even teach me...how can I?
:(
Bah. If he isn't one of your teachers, how can he raise any of your grades in exchange for sexual favors?
Well...he teaches woodwork, so I doubt he'd have much influence over my final grades. :tongue:
How old is he exactly?
Oh, he teaches woodwork all right. :shifty:
Oh, he is young...barely twenty.
And how old are you?
And how do you know this teacher?
And who wants to bet this is a joke?
If so, I blame Demon Dude.
Of course it's a joke. I just don't want it to end yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
This isn't a joke. I'm fifteen years of age. I don't know him perse, he isn't one of my teachers. I'm so upset that he isn't.
K.
If you're 15, and you don't actually know this guy, this is just a crush. You'll get over it :spin:
Getting sexual fantasies? :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichOf course it's a joke. I just don't want it to end yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
I didn't make this second account, somebody else did. xD
Oh ffs. Why can't you just give me some solid advice without turning this into a joke thread? I'm in a serious pickle.
Sexy shop teacher is one of my biggest fetishes. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
I gave my advice if this is serious, that it's a crush and you'll get over it. Now I'm going to exercise my right to joke if it isn't serious. If you wanted JUST serious answers, then get this moved to EoEo. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
Alright, place your bets! I got 10 bucks on Harle-Quin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
Woah-ho-ho!Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichSexy shop teacher is one of my biggest fetishes. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
What you do with that pickle is your business. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
But 15/20 is pedophilia. xD
I have 20 on Mulley.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoAlright, place your bets! I got 10 bucks on Harle-Quin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
Can you tell me what your shop teacher looks like? :greenie: Like, how hot is he?
Like I said, I'm not going to climb on top of him...I just want to get closer to him. Y'know, to fuel my obsession.
On a scale of 1 to 10, is he over 9000?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaridovich
LoveSick, you are a very strange person.
Always smart. You want that obsession to bloom into a beautiful restraining order. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
Hahaha, I can't help it, you know. Whenever I picture him I just get butterflies. How do I get closer to him?
That's my question!!!!!
If you are serious, then this thread should be in EoEO. Carve a heart with a chainsaw from a stump and put it in his classroom.
Forget it; your teacher is gay.
Smash him on the back of his head with a mullet, drag him to your room and take him hostage until he agrees to be your boyfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
Always works.
Oh wait, didn't I promise Leeza I wouldn't do this anymore? >_>
cya later.
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Forget it; your teacher is gay.
Um.....yeah....that's what I'm kinda hoping...???
And if you don't know this person, it's probably just because he's hot. In which case, justQuote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
masturbate to pictures of him furiously.forget about it.
:eek: I'll be damned if you fulfill this fantasy before me. HE'S MINE, DAMMIT!Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
CALM YOUR HORMONES PLZ. THANK YOU.
Ohhhhh... You're a boy. See i just assumed that you were some silly school-girl. In this case, it's not worth your trouble to pursue anything unless you want people making fun of you all through the rest of high school.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
So the silly school girl who slept with the shop teacher would never come under scrutiny in high-school? Lucky... :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate Fatale
Well, perhaps, but then it would be normal. Surprisingly 'gay' is frowned on upon more so than 'slut' now.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichSo the silly school girl who slept with the shop teacher would never come under scrutiny in high-school? Lucky... :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate Fatale
Unless, of course, you are a 'gay-slut'.
I don't really care what people think. Result!
...and plus, I have pretty good gaydar. I wouldn't be making this thread if I didn't think there were any chance of me 'getting in there'.
The only serious advice in this thread.
I had a similar thing for the trainee History teacher when I was the same age; he must have been about twenty at the time.
I made the foolish mistake of admitting my crush to my friends. I got ripped on by them until the day he left (hence all the non-serious answers here. :P ). Needless to say nothing came of it, and I suspect the same thing will happen here.
If he breaks the boundaries between student and teacher and comes onto you or accepts your advances, he is in the wrong, as you're under sixteen so any relationship or sexual advance would be illegal, and that would be a huge risk to his career. If you were to come onto him and he rejects your advances, that could be awkward for both of you. :eep:
You get stranger by the minute.
Oh, there's no way I'd come on to him right off the bat. I'm pretty level headed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tallulah
Also, thank you for actually giving a mature answer.
I gave a serious answer! I just mixed with with douchebaggery :spin:
I actually think some of you are missing the point...
I don't care if it happens or not, I just want to get friendlier with him. I want him to know me as a person and like me. Because I know he would.
How friendly?Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
Dude, this is a message board. I don't know how you could expect a serious answer.
Mine actually was though, teenagers are hormonal to the maxxxx.
Please, change the record, Yardovich. It's getting old.
maxxxxx^2Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurey
:O
Nah. There are too many things wrong with this thread to make it seem even remotely worth believing. For one thing, it's on the Internet. Then there are the other factors to consider such as this being the same day you joined our forum, the fact that you've only posted in this thread rather than another related to Final Fantasy, which is the purpose of these boards, and the fact that this topic isn't in EoEO.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveSick
Fine, keep telling yourself that.
You could at least stop posting in it, though. :greenie:
LoveSick seems a little too wise....
I'll laugh when this is legit and Yari finds that he's being a dick. However, the factors Yari has presented due lead us to believe that you are a joke. Just ignore him as best as you can.
As far as getting friendlier with him goes, perhaps you should try finding a friend in one of his classes and hanging around them while they are around him.
Really now, when you make a thread in GC with something like this. Your asking for it babah!
I was thinking of joining an after school club or something, but people might start thinking I'm weird going to a woodwork club right off the bat. =[ If there even is a woodwork club.
...and no, I'm not finding this thread funny. I'm really smitten with this guy.
This thread is very wrong...in more ways than one.