Hello. You are a little wallet gnome, about 2mm in height. You live in a wallet.
What do you do for fun?
what do you eat?
What is your furniture?
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Hello. You are a little wallet gnome, about 2mm in height. You live in a wallet.
What do you do for fun?
what do you eat?
What is your furniture?
Please give me your dealers number. The crack he's been giving you must be good.
Wagon stops here.
I agree and want on the bandwagon
on side note... WTF
*rolls on the floor laughing*
This thread has enlightened me.
Also, c'est la vie.
No, Rye. No.
stop spamming my thread :mad2:
You are in a pitch black room. You are a Wallet Gnome. What do you do?
> Look around
You are eaten by a Grue.
1) Run around all gleefully like.
2) Pocket Lint
3) Also, Pocket lint.
My wallet is made of duct tape. Things would go horribly wrong if I lived inside of it.
a) rubah
b) rubah
c) Bunny
Rubah needs to kick her addiction to happy gas.
You're all so damn insensitive. I'm a card carrying member of the MWDGA (Miniture Wallet Dwelling Gnome Alliance), and your complete disregard and lack of respect for those gnomes unfortunate enough to have to live in people's wallets disgusts me. I would ask you all to show some decorum when discussing our tiny pocket cousins who are as valid a member of society as the rest of you.
it's the next S.P.E.W. imho
I'd wait around until someone sits down then I'd drag the wallet out of the pocket so when they get up their wallet is missing. Then I'd eat the finest green left over.
Eat the alligator.
Jump the shark.
On topic, I would just steal all your money... Or anything else in there.
Well in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon they had special kits where they held berries, nuts, money, and stuff. Pokemon's version of currency was called Poke.
Wait, why am I letting myself get dragged into this Pokemon nonsense?
who knows maybe I'm in your wallet...
OH GOD THIS WALLET IS MAKING ME CLAUSTROPHOBIC.