Who was Repo Man? (Conspiracy Thread)

?? I have no clue.

plain to see? it sure isnt, I am confused. Well who is it little sniggers here and there dont give any clues, common out with it!

Oh, fine. I suppose I can disclose who repo man really was.

He was...













...nahh.

If it's a Mod/Admin with an FF name then it could be deduced by narrowing down the suspects.

Mods/Admins with FF character names: Dr Unne, BOU, Gau, Cid, Rydia, Daryl, Master Vivi

* Dr Unne is no longer an admin. and he said that it wasn't him and I believe him.
* BOU is no longer a mod.
* Gau is now Matt...not a FF name.
* Cid is now Sean...not a FF name.
* Rydia isn't repo man because she said she found out who it was by cheating.

That leaves Daryl and Master Vivi.

Daryl has been accused many times and all she does is giggle.

Master Vivi can "throw" a fake clue as well as a wrench. I'd have to say that it's Master Vivi.

*tells nothing*

Come on...are you gonna drag this through the holidays?

Will you tell if I beg?

*waits for an answer*

I'm having far too much fun watching you all guess to reveal who it actually is.

*grins*

Why does everyone assume that it is a mod/admin with a FF name? Maybe they are a mod/admin, maybe not...maybe they have a FF name...maybe not.

Good question, Bonnie. It must be because all of the staff here is just so charismatic and lovable. I suppose any one of us could've been repo man...

But, then, we have many charismatic and lovable members who aren't on staff, who also could've been repo man.

As to the FF name thing, it's an interesting correlation. Whether it's true or not, though, remains to be seen.

Hm... xD

You people from ASC would have seen this already, but the list of people would have to be:

Cactuar2000, Dr Unne, Maken X, Dee, Agent Proto, Skye-chan, Britt, Rainecloud, Mikztsu,
Kawaii Ryûkishi, RSL, Frihet, Tatum, Rei, Wyllius, edczxcvbnm, Matt, crono_logical,
Rydia of Mist, Reno Leonheart, Loony BoB, Chaos, Seifer Almasy, Master Vivi, Citizen Bleys,
Kupopoi, The Professor, Earthworm Jim, Scottie, Undying Angel, Big Ogre Umaro, princeofdarknez,
Goblez, Naitsirk, Pureghetto, BatChao, Mindflare, Rinoabella, Ariel, Jewels, ChronoBrandon,
Squally Leonharty, Daryl, Koola, Linus, Sita Atis, Alixsar, Black Mage 121, Leknaat V,
eestlinc, Rirse, Kalenisis, Robb, Dr. Disco, Shadowdust, Asorie, angel, Halan, Sean, Danni,
BlkKnight, Omni Unit, Kemosabe, Giga Guess, Cute&Dangerous, LuNaTiC jEsTeR, Nyke, Raistlin,
Koi Lung Fish, Nimrod, Blaze Knight, Bongo Monkey, Bloodstone, Rune Knight, DMG, Erana,
Majin-Squall, Sephex, Rikku Thief, Spaceman Spiff, omnitarian, Wolfboy, Tiffiekins,
Black Mage, bossker, Elephant Man, Apocalypse1, Sky, black orb, Acmlm, Silverlocke,
Super Christ, Calliope, Grahf, Leeza, Jojo, GeneralLeoLives, CloudSquallandZidane, Burtsplurt,
Rodarian, 3+ern@|_B|u3, Dark Holy, Shadow Nexus, Wishing Star, ChibiRinoa, enano, MoogleRush,
Black Ninja, Spatvark, Sephiroth1999AD, Umi_Butterfly, Hootenanny, Linus J, Drex, Silent Warrior,
Wolfwood, Marak, Emerald Aeris, Eagle299, Dragoon, Dagger, Dream Catcher, Cyan, *ETERNAL FANTASY*,
Collector, thornwithin, Red Wizard, Slimchandi, Chewbacca, Bong McMond, ShlupQuack, QuisFarisFuu,
Tifa Lockheart, Mwork, HugiEugie, bennator0, IGN64skanker, Chickencha, mog42, lethalgaro,
Mr Rocko, ultima, goyabean, Garland, Selphie, ~*Tidus Lover*~, Dagger212, Wasubu, Stuffed Regis,
Germ Hamee, Fledge, Teek, Sapphire, Pharoh Amon Khan III, chionos, Hayleys Aureole, Moose Knight,
Shoyku, kami1004, Squarefox, Basket Case, Griever28, Maniac Ranma, LH, Coach, BlackCapedManX,
KatanaSoul, Mars, Yuffie is a B****, Realikke, Yuffie de Leonhart, Cloud_of_midgar, Bahamut2000X,
harlequin, wolfmah, Doomgaze, StooJ, Thanos, KC Acid, FFmusic dj, Materia Thief, Ally,
lionheart_user, megaduck2000, ShadowNinja, Burmecian Dragoon, Irvine, ThaJinx, Soul Collecter,
TidaRalique, Melted Snowman, Iseult, Dingo_Jellybean, Tidus Andronicus, Sauron, Phoenix,
Ryoga, Aya Nekoneko, Won Fon Lei, Fenrir, Morticia, Lehteb, Kirbz, griever2001, HighSorceressDelial,
Mr Sinister, Mookie37, Kuja Highwind, SerGe, Meteor of War, ~Zodiac~, twisted_angel, Jesus Christ,
Cyrus, Majin Vegeto, Ultimate_Sandwich, Squeegee, Lovely Ellone, Aexoden, Rhadam, Solphie, Fenix,
SubmoDuck, Real Rinoa, Laguna_8804, Kay, Mad-psycho, Yoshi, Miki, screwtifa, Tornado8, NukLHed,
One Winged Angel, Redefiner, CloudTribal, Beowulf, Cloudane, Fyre, Zypher, Kazuya Mishima,
IlGreven, Princess Usa, Mikaga, Neogogo, Chrono Duck, LuluGirl, Tarshish, IamBob, BGM, Grieverr,
Inker, Shadow Knight, Kuecari, JenosydesTouch, Maya, Delglad, TheBlueHood, Captain G, Judabus,
FF Hair, T.I.O.K., weirdman, \-'Vivi Ornitier'-/, ACKC, V, Efli, Heart, Pure Strife, Cyan Highwind,
Princess Garnet, Book, Kuja´s Girl, rainoa, Stone, Del Snizz, Lucky Charms, Bronze, Jay Ayanami,
Irvines_teddybear, Sprite, talesin, Yukon, Dark_Silence, Schala, Da_Thugminator, rukki, Angel Sirius,
Seches_Braven, Kumo, Talus, Gaburdyne, Rinoa's Knight, Light Warrior, gougeaway, ultraseph2001,
Belladonna Knight, Kildarre, Benji, NeX, Gilgamesh, MakubeX, Jecrell, Rinoa_VII, WLunaris,
Amazing_Butt_Face, Tears of Stardust, Sorceress_Rinoa, Xanthus, Eden, Snooky_G, astromage1, Ilsadar,
son_goku, Eternal Breath, Erdrick the Hero, squalllvr1612, Solar Weapon, Fou_Lu, BlackDragon5354,
SeR4pH-X, Sir Krelian, TrowaBartonIV, Jeff_UK, ~Chibi*Moonlight~, Chrono Lionheart, Crunchy Beverage,
supersmashguy, Supernova Goes Pop, Riven, Lionheart, Nino Brown, locke of x, ew2x4, Nikki, Lance,
Nico1606, Rinoa Heartilly, Thunder God Cid, TifaAngel, Dark Knight, Drake, Thalia, Lord of Bored,
Tweety_ch1ck, the_other_guy, Del Murder, Paul Mate, OrdinaryWell, Majin_Squall, KainHighwind,
Magitek, Kuja, Tian, Cirus, Arbiter-X, Cinna, Highlander_1, Kimah, Phoenix Aes Sedai, Drizzt,
Jalbrean, Golem, ValiantKnight, Dr5gonSl5yr, Sugpo, Chris Lionheart, Xeno, erik ramza, Digitarius,
Chocodude, soulja, dunno, Katmandu, Chunky28, Lengis, Squall Lionhart, Angel_Rinoa, bndcntn,
Firebolt, mackstann, nn_neo_nn, G.P lechuck, james 14, White Raven, Edgar, The Jackal, Yuna,
ErdricksArmor, Tidus the blitzball, Nuke Boy, zell666, SolidRay, Bell, Naraku Enzeru,
PabloTheMonkey, final_fantasy_babe, wayreth, SilverWolf, SilverWolf, Chocobointraining, Gilgamesh_V,
Cyrus of the Square Table, Joe, Frost Dragon, Lans Tartare, zell dichnt, moorb_sdrawkcab,
Lunatic High, Epyon, Damien, Shinji, -=H&S=-WordBearer, Pharoh Amon Khan, Alana, Rellik,
CoNfUsEd AnD lOsT, Demosthenes, Zach Dink, PS2FrEaK, cloud.strife, Marravia, sparkfist, Big Boss Chad,
Demett, RedX, xXDragoonXx, Cactuer, Cloud spikey head, Cait Sith, RPG-Knight, FF king, allkaiser,
Rinoa Leonhart, Sai, Kolotosa, Guru Clef, Skoggey, Disch, Killa Mage, Jon, Mayor of Porre,
X Tidus X, David, Nemesis the Warlock, BlkPagan, Deus Alpha, Cain Highwind, MegaMechaMechaMan,
Pi, Vivi_FFIX, JayTheFF, Nicholson, Wonderboy, Arrogance, Broken Mangel, Mysty, Chronocrono,
Landon_Fox, BrainDawg, Denial, silverbow, Selphie Yuy, Raven, No Life Game Player, Dracoa,
RPGmaniac, Juko, Lexy, DragonsRage, FFLionHeart, Garnet_chick_in_ff9, Duke Of Danzaiver,
Eplebit, Luigi Plays Bass, KatanaXIII, Wedge, Midnight Sage, Rao, Alicia The Vampire, Eiko,
*Amy*, cacamanxxx, Sylia, Jstncloud, Seifers_Love_Slave, Johnny Mac, Vince's ghost, Profector,
Akumaou812, Paladin Cecil, Addict, ¤•°Mercedes°•¤, FinalFantasyJunkie, Dreamspell, Orlandu,
Nitrogen, Nitrogen, T Money, Kixer_McDohl, ssj-trunks2025, Quistis_13, Twostripes, TTH89,
The_Stranger, quintus, The Model Citizen, Jotun, Zell, CHeF, CheeseBallCannon, burrie, Tasslehoff Burrfoot,
CloudOverHeaven, Dreampoet, Prometheus, dark dragoon, o0Rikku0o, saymour, Conformer, DragoonFreya,
Aeris5010, Ric, squalls_skater_chick, Deus, Kaoru-kun, Krensada, SmoothCoconut, Lordoria,
Rascal, squall_rules83, LiNaKie, famish99, chillykma, Mr Bean, Elena, slimmeteo, Zidane Tribal,
Lord Vivi, Reflect, Shadowblazer, StFFr, January Garnet, oOFooFighterOo, mt, Melicious, OceanRei,
chrono_masamune, Bombay, Sir Laguna...., octa, Type [R], starkryan, Switch, Biggles, YouInThePink,
Garnet of Alexandria, Quina, Trippyfly69, The Puppy, FFShadow, Hydra, Rico, TrIIIpLe~TriAd,
Gaiden Link, Stream, Interceptor, Sqwall, Shianti, Mitsurugi, Kappa, Chaos killer, syun_ukiya,
Boko Mog, repo man, Kain, Jessicat, Hercules, Queenie*24, mecharmor23, Angel Kitty, Darkflare,
Frozen Flame, Fat Chocobo, masamune, Sigg, Rubicant, Krystle, jekkt, Max_99, Misstreat, Marshal Darth Bowser,
Donn, Dio, Fallen Angel, Renzokuken, Kefka's Eden, Cloud_D, Nuku Nuku, Goongyae, Rand Al'Tor,
ZeRoTheLegend, Karn Evil, hobojoe, Link, Vincent_Valentine, Omnisoph Etone, Vivi Starwind, jimbo_g,
soylent-green, Blinky, =), mr_rat_666, American Badass, van, Demet, Civecimu, StarryPeach, Kuja Almasy,
The Golden Chocobo, petef0L, Silent Shark, Shin FireCross, Ash, suteki_da_ne, Zidane, Ebony Eye,
Genocide, King Bahamut, Timewarp, darkchrono, Zidane_219, Kimmipoo, Sum 41, Clarice_Leonheart,
Vinnie, hyperdragoon, ms_devli, Kawaii Black Mage, Seifergurl, Tragic Rain, AkitaWolf,
Don Quixote, Kefka, Boz, Mene & Choco, DarkAngel, Setsuna Daisuki, fat_turtle, Foomy, Makoblade,
Sharkdude, Elchikaah_Haly, zellma, Duo, Sir_Laguna, BlueMage10, Siren, O_o, SaiyaMan, Dr. Odine,
Reyna, PoeticPan, Ward, Squall_811, Animeangel, Mangero, chupa, caecillius, Hipfot, English SeeD,
or Mako.

Hsu...step away from the computer...hit the off switch...and go get drunk or something ;)

I think I know who it is, but I ain't saying until my suspicions have been proved... but here's some hints that may/may not help:

1) Repo Man's AIM callname is marlowe 982
2) Repo Man's birthday was December 7th

Do YOU know who it is?

I see I have been accused once or twice. That is an interesting theory, Mik, but I'm sorry to dissapoint. Strange coincidences we have here at eoff, thats for sure.

The answer is right in front of your face!

How many more clues do you need to amass? Argh...

xD

My Pringles Can is in front of my face....but thats not who Repo Man is!!

Nono! Not the can! The monitor! You're reflection in the monitor! There is a little repo man in all of is. :)

I have an LCD monitor(flat screen) so my reflection does not show on my monitor. :p

Tch, ok, fine. There is a little bit of repo man in all of us.. except Bonnie! :p

Damnit! I'm always left out

Ok, I just noticed we have a new member named "Whelk" who registered on 12-5-2001. Is the repo madness spreading?? Next we will have someone named "Big Ogre Umaro" posting here...o wait...

To narrow down everyone's suspicions, you can omit my name from Hsu's list of suspects. Yup.

Oh, and btw - if there is a little repo man in all of us, could repo have numerous people controlling him?

I really can't be bothered figuring it out, I'll let somebody else, and then act as if I knew it all along when he's finally revealed. *nods*

kawaii's my guess. Why? Uhh... I dunno. Yes, that is a bad reason, but oh wells!

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Originally posted by Danni
heh.. this is almost like clue.. we have a weapon (a wrench), a place (eoff), a list of suspects and a mystery (who was repo man?)

Too bad I never liked that game. :rolleyes2

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It was Matt, in the Gen Gaming forum with the wrench!!

I have no clue

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Originally posted by Loony BoB

Oh, and btw - if there is a little repo man in all of us, could repo have numerous people controlling him?

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An interesting theory. Mayhaps Repo Man was like Stuffed Unners, in which the various Mods/Admins control him at once? Hmm...

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Originally posted by DMG


It was Matt, in the Gen Gaming forum with the wrench!!

I have no clue

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Tch, anyone who is anyone knows I don't hang out in that forum!

Cross me off the list. Repo was my buddy.

That only leaves 5749405069608408 suspects....

It's probably the person you least suspect.

Try asking Skye-Chan, she made the animated sig Repo/I use.

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Originally posted by Matt


Tch, anyone who is anyone knows I don't hang out in that forum!

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*cough* I was playing along with Kishi's Idea about clue...ahh forget it...! LOL

it is Matt

It could be Master Vivi because both his and Repo's avatars are green. Duh. :)

I think it was this member.

Then again...

I'm still sticking with Master Vivi. He has admitted to knowing some Finnish and apparently repo man was speaking some Finnish with Mik.

I think that even if we guessed correctly, the staff would never admit we were correct. I think we should all just forget about this and move on. Eventually, someone will just come out and either reveal the repo man or admit to beign the repo man.

I'm quite convinced that I, in times of great peril, actually become repo man and wreak havoc in a fit of wrathful hatred for all existence.

...Wait, that's Xenogears. Nevermind.

I agree with eest. This whole mystery is getting kind of old. Repo was cool to have around, whoever he was.

[sarcasm]Way to fool us.[/sarcasm]

I'm keeping this sig though. Until elections are over at least. Wrench throwing is a cool hobby.

Heh, I am dead but not forgotten. Thanks for the support, Del Murder.

I can't believe you people don't know who I am.

*reveals that he is, in fact, repo man himself*

*joins in the giggling*

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Posted by Kishi

*revelas that he is in fact, repo man himself*

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Well, it's definitely not Dr Unne. He would never make such a silly grammatical error...

It's obviously Kishi. He's one of the few people here who doesn't capitalise his *actions* like repo does.

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Originally posted by Rainecloud
Well, it's definitely not Dr Unne. He would never make such a silly grammatical error...

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Neither would I, Phil.

I think two thoughts.

1) I think you people think about this too hard.

2) I think it's Sir Krel. >=D

After BOU point me out his accusation...I have to come back and defend my honor...twat not me...but I think I do know who....

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Posted by Kishi

Neither would I, Phil.

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That's debatable.

If it was Kishi, he'd've never lasted so long. Every one of 'repo man's' grammar errors would've been so painful for him to purposely type.

I think this has gone on just about long enough, but I'm still having my petty, sadistic fun watching those who are trying to guess. I won't reveal who it was, that person can reveal it when s/he chooses.

*chuckles*

Waah!! Yoop are mean!

Seriously, this is the kind of thing that twists your brain forever. 30 years from now, You'll sit up in bed, staring straight forward, your head bathed in a cold sweat. Slowly, you'll look into the sky, fling up your arms and scream at the world, "WHO WAS REEPOOO MAAAANNN!?!?" Then you'll explode and the X-Files theme will play.

*wants them to just friggin' tell us already because he's tired of guessing*