I remember posting in something like this a couple of years ago, was quite fun :D What you do is continue the story with a sentence or two
I'll start:
After saving the world and stuff, Cloud was really eager to...
Printable View
I remember posting in something like this a couple of years ago, was quite fun :D What you do is continue the story with a sentence or two
I'll start:
After saving the world and stuff, Cloud was really eager to...
... go back to the Honeybee Inn and order the special Mukki treatment. He grabbed his...
...girl tifa and went to their room and they...
Just talked. Afterwards, the man in the thong came in and...
talked about what he did to Cloud last time and then...
violently raped Cloud. Suddenly, in the middle of the raping, the door flew open and...
In came Yuffie, wanting a piece of the action...
She had Vincent and Cid chained up and was walking them like dogs, Vincent piped up...
and scetched what was going on and sold the images on the web for...
...some money to buy a phone, but the phone was stole by...
..Shinra inc, Don corneo and the cheese weapon! Now that they had Clouds' phone they could finally..
... prank call Tifa. "Hello?" Tifa said as they called her. Don Corneo put on his best Cloud voice and said:
..."Is your refrigerator running??" and Tifa replied...
..."Lord no! Come on over here at once, and help me fix it :jokey:"
don picked up his shiny metal sword and plunged it into......
His foot, upon which he...
said "don't smash them, don't rip them, don't chop them. Rapps attack"
In came Loco weeds to the rescue, another random encounter for Cloud and co. Cloud as the acting self proclaimed leader, ordered a magic fire attack. Smoke inhalation made...
everyone see dancing chocobos in suits and tophats. tifa and yuffie turned around and...
...were attacked by a dancing chocobo in a suit and a tophat. Then Yuffie cried:
"Waaa waaaa waaa!" Tifa made...
out with herself using her reflection in a pool of water and...
saw Aerith in the water and shouted:
"Lets moosey!
Pump up the jam
pump it up
why your feet are stomping?
And the jam is pumping
look at it get the crowd jumpin'
pump it up a little more
get the party goin' on the dance floor
see 'cause that's where the party's at and you fine dinning, to bad
(Barret & Cloud)
I want a place to say:
"get your booty on the floor tonight"
make my day
I want a place to say:
"get your booty on the floor tonight"
make my day
make my day (x4)
(Aeris)
Yo! Pump up the jam
pump it up
why your feet are stomping?
And the jam is pumping
look at it get the crowd jumpin'
pump it up a little more
get the party goin' on the dance floor
see 'cause that's where the party's at and you fine dinning, to bad
(Barret & Cloud)
make my day (x5)
(Aeris, Barret & Cloud)
Yo! Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it,
pump it,
pump it,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
pump it
Pump up the jam
pump it up
why your feet are stomping?
And the jam is pumping
look at it get the crowd jumpin'
pump it up a little more
get the party goin' on the dance floor
see 'cause that's where the party's at and you fine dinning, to bad"
when the crew heard this, they knew they had to...
...kill themselves. So they grabbed Barret's gun-arm and then he...
....confessed he had actually put on the ice-cream machine arm that morning, covering the lot of them in chilly tasty ice cream, Red XIII announced....
That the game was over.
FIN.
..for him, he wanted a well earned vecation to...
(You are an idiot demonD:rolleyes2)
... sit and watch his dad, but cloud brought tifa to the forgotten city and they...
P.S. squiike soo jks!!
...were about to make love when aerith came from the lifestream and...
died again. Don Corneo
had nightmares for a week after his surgery for his broken....
...heart went terribly wrong and he found himself deeply in love with Reno. Reno however had rung Rude just to say...
"Rude, I have to tell you something... I left the jar of pickles for President Rufus at home. Could you fetch them?" Upon which Rude replied...
"..." and left Reno to interpret this however he pleased.
he interpreted it as a confession of carnal lust. Which made him feel all funny inside and strangely pleased so he...
...called Rude again, only to find that he was at the front door with flowers smiling at Reno...
Seeing Rude smile was so bizzarre and unnatural, that Reno started shouting and shut the door. Then he hid under the...
...the rug. While he was hiding he started to fantasize about how Rude would look in bed. He came out of his hiding place and he....
...confessed that he and Rude could never be together because...
Rude was currently in a relationship with three other Shinra employees and suggested being just friends. He then gave him a big hug. In the meantime, Cloud was playing with his...
...'Buster Sword' when suddenly Sephiroth joined in with the fun and started playing with his 'Masamune'.
(Subtle. :D)Quote:
Originally Posted by Purunyuu~~
... and zack walked into the room from the lifestream and cried "gimme back my buster sword!" to which cloud said "...
“No,” and promptly murdered Zack back into the lifestream for eternity. Satisfied that he had just completed an eventful day of work, Cloud initiated a hot bath when Sephiroth
he had fun killing Arieth once so he decided to do it again, but this time, before he did, he decided to...
...collect 99 tissues so he could cry and revive her whenever he wished. Then kill her again. After doing this, he...
killed aeris and...
...went to Gondola for a relaxing nap and to laugh at the poor people...
...But then saw a golden Chocobo and decided he wanted to ride it, but the chocobo...Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
...was so messed up the inbreeding done to make him, he rang away from any contact with a drooling mouth, when the chocobo came to the ocean...
...the chocobo fell in the Underwater reactor and...