A few questions for you to ponder
Why are fools and fanatics always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are full of doubts?
If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
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Why does his post have such weird formatting?
Because you touch yourself at night.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I'll tell you guys I'm pondering like hell right now. No actually if hell is pondering this much:
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I'm pondering THIS MUCH
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fo serious
I touch myself more often during the day. Night time is sleepy time!Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkeyeBecause you touch yourself at night.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Wow, good questions right there.
Also, can't help but lol at Hawkeye :lol:
What about a sword... with a pen attached?!
So why didn't you call yourself Darkpenofchaos?
If you have such a narrow minded scope that you only see one side of things, you will naturally think your opinion is the only true one, since it's the only one you know.
Actions do speak louder. The pen causes people to take action. If it didn't then it is not mightier than the sword.
Because he's deep and mysterious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
omg guys, I think hawkeye might be stalking me. . .
continuing what murddel (murdle? muddle?) was saying, people are more likely to do things if you convince them to than if you force them. Its like Aesop's old fable about the sun and the north wind, trying to make a traveller take off his cloak. The wind blew and blew but couldn't blow it off, but the sun just shone brighter and the guy took it off of his own accord.
Now, if the man didn't believe taking his coat off was a good idea and the north wind demonstrated by taking his own coat off, instead of just saying 'you should take your coat off', that would be the other aphorism.
Why is it that when we are hungry and there is no food in the house we keep going to the refrigerater? Do we expect somthing to just appear?
Why is it that only drug dealers and software companies call their clients users?
If god Dropped acid would he see people?
If man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?
What is the speed of dark?
Those are all stupid questions.
The internet is like a drug. Both are addicting and make your eyes go bloodshot and are preferred by loners.
Three guys walk into a hotel, and they're going to split the cost of a room. The room is $30. They each kick in $10 and head up to their room. The manager gets wind of it and tells the clerk the room is only $25. He hands five $1 bills to the bell hop and tells him to go refund the guys' money. On the way up to the room, the bell hop gets to thinking, as bell hops are wont to do, and says to himself, "No way can three guys split $5, I'm going to help out." He stuffs $2 in his pocket, knocks on the door, gives each guy back a buck and heads back downstairs to the desk, glowing in the warmth of a job well done. So now each guy has paid $9. $9 times 3 is $27 plus the two the bell hop stole--only $29! Where is the other buck?
It was paided at the start in the $30 (shared doller between the three starting off). Maybe, quick answer...
Ah, I remember when I hit puberty.... last week. :p
the question is $27-$2, which is $25, which is the net cost of the room. The bell hop has the $2. The $30 is irrelevantQuote:
Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos
Nice trick question though. $8.33 a piece. Har
What?
Yeap thats it it took me a lil while to figure that one out then when o got it it was obviousQuote:
Originally Posted by rubahthe question is $27-$2, which is $25, which is the net cost of the room. The bell hop has the $2. The $30 is irrelevantQuote:
Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos
I have a hard time believing bell hops are wont to thinking.