The Defender of Earth Has Arrived!!!

Hi, I'm Captain Commando, defender of earth. When I'm not saving the world from evil space invaders and Sephiroth remnants, I'm working on my epic fantasy novel (I'm a writer).

My secret identity will become obvious next year when I appear on television and unmask myself but until then I shall keep the citizens of the world safe behind my shaded glasses. Hahahaha! (heroic laughter of confidence)

My current activities related to Final Fantasy include supplemental rules for DnD 4e at viladin's Final Fantasy d20 project forum and a pioneer pay-for-play tabletop RPG campaign I'm planning as an income supplement.

My current activities related to saving the world (in my civilian identity) include turning the lights off when I leave the room and collecting Tropicana orange juice codes to save the rainforest. Those are the 11-digit codes on your OJ cartons/packages (the symbol # before the first digit).

If you have a carton or package of Tropicana Orange Juice but don't feel like bothering to set up an account at the site and filling in this and that, feel free to post your carton code on this thread and I'll punch it in myself to save another patch of rainforest.

I'm gonna call you Gawain. Captain Gawain Commando.

You make me swoon!

Everyone has a nemesis. Who's yours?

My arch-nemesis and recurring series villain is the evil mad scientist Dr. Ichabod Shadow.

My first adventure saw me crashing into the evil Dr. Shadow's laboratory as he was about to conduct a heinous cybernetics experiment...on a puppy!!! Luckily, I managed to defeat his evil robot Timmy and leaped over his pit of rabid mutant iguanas to destroy his central computer. His precious hardware met its end with a combined swing of my twin swords. Oh, the profanities he screamed. In the resulting chaos that followed, I managed to grab the puppy and escape just seconds before the entire lab exploded in a fiery plume of doom.

I had hoped that was the last I'd see of Dr. Shadow for the rest of my heroic career. Little did I know that the evil doctor had survived the explosion, disfigured and deranged as ever.

Several months later, he reappeared just after I'd finished tying up Greedo the Goon King and his Merry Minions. He looked completely different, dressed from head to toe in a black armor-plated jumpsuit and a black featureless mask with red goggles. Dr. Shadow's once heavyset body was now sleek and muscular, and he seemed much taller than before. Apparently, the mad doctor had replaced much of his body with cybernetic prosthetics and underwent liposuction surgery performed by a celebrity plastic surgeon.

Dr. Shadow wasn't there for a fight though. Instead, he issued a warning that the next time we met, he would have his revenge. We met again twelve times after that and every time I managed to foil his dastardly schemes. When will megalomaniacal villains ever learn?

I bet you have a real kickin' ride too, right? Ejector seat, rockets, spinners, the works!

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Originally Posted by Captain_Commando

Little did I know that the evil doctor had survived the explosion, disfigured and deranged as ever.

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He was disfigured even before the explosion? Wow.

Where is he now? In prison? Breaking out? Retreated to his lair?

Also, Tropicana :D Don't have any at the minute but next time I get some I'll send you the coooooode

That's certainly one of the more flamboyant intros I've seen here...

Hey there pal. Welcome!

You are one of the more impressive Epic Nerds that have passed through here. I think you are my favorite, in fact.

Mr. Captain Commando Hero Sir, I am a sweet innocent little boy and I am writing a report on you because you are my favorite superhero ever! Can I ask you some questions so I can have the bestest report ever and maybe my daddy will stop hitting me like he does when he's mad? Puh-leeeaasseee?

I thought we were due for one of these

Welcome. Enjoy your stay here, but keep Dr Ichabod Shadow away, he'll scare away newbies.

Commando is the only way to go, Captain

Don't trust any of them. I am the only sane one here...

YOU-ARE-A-TOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!

You are A Most Loved Man, Captain_Commando!

(I swear, you remind me of him!)

Welcome to EoFF! I see you are energy concious, well, so am I! *Hugs*

I hope with all my heart that you are not a second account. Hello!

What a coincidence, I call myself Captain Commando when I run around sans underwear.

I think we all do, Mullet.

suop

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Originally Posted by Laddy

You are A Most Loved Man, Captain_Commando!

(I swear, you remind me of him!)

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I was thinking that exact same thing ;)

>>> I used to play with Mack the Knife all the time, to tell the truth your special attack was kind of lame.. Ginzo was ok.
and I hated Baby Head.

Welcome to eoff. :choc:

Brave adventurers, you can read about one of my greatest adventures in Final Fantasy VS. Street Fighter over in the Writer's Corner board.

I'll be sure to be there in the swiftest of time measurements

*Salutes* Welcome Captain, your wish is my command.

What kind of lame ass puts Captain on the front of their username?

You mean besides you? :tongue:

Is reading about one of your greatest adventures a choose your own adventure story?

Is he coming back to defend us from random site outage? :bigsmile: