The Above Poster Visting Your House

Tell us what you think the above poster would be like visiting your house (excited, nervous, shy, reluctant, etc.) and what you two would be doing.

Also, try to avoid posting in this thread every other post. (every 5 posts should be okay)

I would set the mood with candles and flowers. Then I'd turn on the Celine Dion, and start taking my pants off. She'd jump in my bed, and get in the nude.

Then, we would live.

We would live.

where's my shotgun and my condoms.

We'd probably get baked.

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Originally Posted by The Man

We'd probably get baked.

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He would feel unwelcome.

I would be naked.

He would be afraid.

I would definitely fight Bunny!

I'd probably paint my walls pink! And serve frozen strawberry and cream yogurt.
We'd also probably dress in Loli frills, too! :heart:

Judging by his username he would'nt get through the front door.

Judging by his location , we'd be viciously grinning over the England-Croatia 2:3 match , drinking unholy amounts of beer and cursing English men

We'd hang out, talk about the latest styles and the foolishness of conforming to the evil and corrupt government that posesses tyranny over our world!

I'd pour boiling oil through my murder-hole.

Been there, done that. 8-) Looking forward to doing it all over again. Involves a mixture of meerkats, drinking and the meeting of crotches and faces.

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Originally Posted by trancekuja

Judging by his location , we'd be viciously grinning over the England-Croatia 2:3 match , drinking unholy amounts of beer and cursing English men

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<3 Croatians.

I'd apologize that my house is so dirty, make some food, and we could watch television and talk over some eggs.

I think that's pretty much how I'd handle any EoFF visitor. :mog:

Video games and blunts please.

Probably video games. If I don't know someone too well it's the best medium :monster:

We'd give each other piggyback rides and play hide-and-seek.

We'd watch Titanic.

We'd get it on


...at the karoake machine.

Did someone say karaoke?

Judging by the name, we'd play Doctor!

DDR and Digimon fun times! Edit: and also pokemon and doggy playtime! :p

We'd go harass Yars on MSN :D

We'd Wii the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of the place and be like "HAY TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS TITS." "OMG I KNO DUDE." We would essentially use up the awesome quota for this zip code and the two surrounding ones.

I'd give her the keys to the front door and a the land title to my house. :heart:

She'd make me buy her a stuff'd pikachu. Then she'd hit me with it.

;-;

I'd spitroast him over an open fire and eat him.

Double meaning not intended, perverts :tongue:

we would say the word 'coolarooni' like lots of times and contemplate the meaning of it. :bounce:

I'd probably have her watch the 350 gigs of tv shows on my hard drive while I do whatever I feel like doing at the time, maybe ruffle her hair once in a while.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

maybe ruffle her hair once in a while.

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...That's not weird. Not at all! :tongue:

We'd have mindblowing sex...



ton work.

Because sexton work is amazing.

ZOMG We'd watch The Amazing Race and then we'd go to the mall and Laddy-licious could overhaul my wardrobe! :jess: Much fun would be had.

Disney marathon.

Star Warz!

scrumpleberry and I would be kickboxing. It's secretly our common favourite thing to do.

There isn't a word in the English language that describes how epic awesome it would be if me and Rantzien were to hang out.

i'd get the razor out

I'd dye everything we'd eat / drink green cause I'd have a good excuse to!

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Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

I'd dye everything we'd eat / drink green cause I'd have a good excuse to!

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This would be a good meet up. We'd hug and be like omg I haven't seen you in eons asl pikachu

Probably end up watching animu or going out for food a whole lot.

I'd ask about what kinds of food he likes, just because.

Probably ride around in a go-kart or something.

I'd shoot him in the leg.

If I said, I'd be banned.

We'd have happy fun time.

I would probably ignore him just like I ignore everyone who comes to my house.

We'd probably end up talking loads of crap whilst chilling out...that or play fighting/raping, for some damn reason EoFF members see me and either want to talk crap, chill, play fight or rape (or atleast have a damn good attempt at it) me. Sometimes if I'm really lucky, they do all of them ;)

Rape. Definitely.

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Originally Posted by Sagensyg

Rape. Definitely.

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Uber awesome would be had. Probably with the alcohols and such.

On second thought, why hasn't this one happened yet, you live like right next to me!

We'd invite Yars over and have an alcohol fuled threeway.

Smokin reefer!

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Originally Posted by Bert

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Originally Posted by The Man

We'd probably get baked.

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

Smokin reefer!

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yeah that. oddly I don't do drugs that often but in the special case of an EoFF member visiting my house, sounds like a good plan :monster:

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Originally Posted by The Man

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Originally Posted by Bert

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Originally Posted by The Man

We'd probably get baked.

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

Smokin reefer!

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yeah that. oddly I don't do drugs that often but in the special case of an EoFF member visiting my house, sounds like a good plan :monster:

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SWEET! Freed trip '10!

All I wanna do is zoom zoom in her boom yeah!

HOT

let's do it right here

Anything but rape, of course. :|

We be bangin'

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Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill

where's my shotgun [strike]and my condoms.[/strike]

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(refrains from making a pill joke)

I guess I'll probably have him for supper or something.

I don't know, probably take a picture and post it on EoFF to end gayness.

Back massages. ;)

HOT. Loves them.

More massages. ;)

Foot rubs too!

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

Smokin reefer!

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This.

Mad sex.

We celebrate the age of aquarius because hippies seem to like that despite the fact that it probably passed awhile ago.

I'm sure she would be polite for the first hour, but would come to chillax from then onwards. We would spend our time listening to old-school rap while drinking hard liquer, and reminising over our slain homies.

I'd imagine Edge would act as any would act when arriving at somewhere unfamiliar with someone he's never met: little bit nervous, but interested nonetheless. I'd introduce the booze right away to loosen up the conversation, then we'd watch a movie or play games whilst steadily getting drunker and drunker.

He's a heavyweight compared to me, so I'd eventually pass out. He'd use my vulnerability to sexual abuse me and sneak out.

We would touch each other's hair.

I would touch Bunny's hair and punch him if he tried to touch mine.

I would use my magic potion to turn him into NARWHALTZIEN

We'd bake blueberry muffins. :D

If only I wasn't married....

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Originally Posted by Tama2

If only I wasn't married....

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No one has to know...

(BTW, next person skip me)

WTF? So this is what the Internet has come to. Random posts about pointless stuff that's never going to happen!

I thought it's always been like that.

It's going to be something else once we meet, though. ;)

kick his ballskickball

Paintball. Inside.

Raquetball.

I'll be sure to visit you on Kick Liz's Balls Day.

I'd kick all of your footballs & tennis balls and whatnot to return the favor. :freak:

No. >:O

I actually typed Racquetball first but thought paintball would be more fun.

I have a shirt that says "Racquetball: Where Blue Balls are Fun!"

Shoulder massages.

I wouldn't know 'cause I'd lock him the smurf out.

touching boobies

unf unf unf

Shoulder massages.

Three ways

Probably shy. We would sit in rocking chairs in the garden, drinking tea and rating the BMXers who bike in my driveway. Sometimes we would throw rocks at them and laugh.

Crumpets, tea and the Queen.