I hope I don't regret this in the morning. What can you do drunk that you can't do better sober? I make a MEAN omlette and destroy people on Call of Duty somewhat better than I do when I'm sober.
OH AND DON'T ABUSE COINTROU!!!!
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I hope I don't regret this in the morning. What can you do drunk that you can't do better sober? I make a MEAN omlette and destroy people on Call of Duty somewhat better than I do when I'm sober.
OH AND DON'T ABUSE COINTROU!!!!
I will DESTROY you!
and congrats.
:monster:
<3 I was drunk on Monday. I don't drink often.
I seem to clean when I get drunk. The mess gives me anxiety, but I guess when I'm drunk I do something about it! xD
Eh, I'm sobering up now. All the pubs close at 2 AM. grumpy old pubs.
Socialize.
I am mildly tipsy right now...When I am drunk I am practically a different person. I go from a quirky nerdlike girl who likes quirly bookish guys to a girl who become "hot stuff" and makes out with random football players.
Yeah, that's about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut, King of Dragons
Fall down.
I know a guy who can get three cherries on the Bonus Chance in Super Mario Bros. 2 every time. He does it at least as reliably when he's drunk as when he's sober.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...rneschance.png
I can do a sublime drunkard impression when I'm drunk.
I've only been drunk once in my life. Or rather, I've only had a hangover once in my life.
Oh, I wouldn't recommend being drunk in the same room as me. You might end up doing something you'll regret...!
I'm a better pool player when I'm drunk.
I urinate more frequently
I've never been drunk.
Sleep better...
I eat cereal at an alarming rate when i'm drunk
Become invincible.
There is a golden zone of drunkenness while playing beirut/beer pong/whatever you want to call it, in which you are "in the zone" and will sink nearly every shot, with much more consistency and grace than you would while completely sober. Granted, you drop out of this golden zone within a game or two, but whilst you're in it, you are a god among men.
Yes, it helps. Although I never actually get drunk. :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackYeah, that's about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut, King of Dragons
Play the bass far better when I'm drunk than I do when I'm sober. Never understood how people could get away with being huge alcoholics and perform gigs until I experienced it myself. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...appy/wacky.gif
I also know of this golden zone Keith speaks of.
I get a bit friendly when I'm drunk, or so it seems. I get the confidence to do things I wouldn't normally do!
I don't have any skill, I've never tried to do anything, nothing I can remember anyway!
Burnout and Pool.
Same here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
Though I do appreciate having a few drinks to relax and socialize.
I don't drink anymore, but when I was drunk I completely forgot how to use the English language on a number of occassions and could only speak Welsh. It upsets people in London when you can only speak Welsh.
I become more social, I suppose. I'm also much more susceptible to rape.
I'm exponentially better at most table-top sports outside of foozball after I've had a few drinks. After I've exceeded the acceptable few drink limitation I'm fantastic at screaming out of car windows and public urination.
And while unrelated to drinking, after being awake for 26 hours straight one day I managed to get to level 16 of NES Tetris before falling asleep on the floor.
Can't think of anything, actually, aside from making a general fool of myself.
EDIT: Oh, and beating up Psy. Also, drinking. Drinking alcohol is much easier when you're already drunk.
I cry a helluva lot more easily while drunk. And I laugh a lot easier. Everything comes easier that doesn't require thought.
But I hate drinking. I've only been drunk 2 times where I can't really remember what happened.
Ganja :monster:
I am better at life. Also, hitting on women and striking out. I am much better at striking out with the cheesiest pick up lines ever. Another thing, I do a crazy good Kool-Aid guy impression.
I get girls pregnant REALLY WELL when I'm drunk.
I'm way, way funnier when I'm drunk.
I'm kind of a predator when I'm drunk. I sense if people are weaker than me and then I attack them if they are. I might go for a stronger opponent if their throat is exposed.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
I laugh a lot, fall over a lot, sleep better (though i think that's the case for anyone), and I tend to be more honest too. Haven't tested how I do on video games yet :p Also when I'm drunk, the burn of alcohol doesn't seem as strong so I can just keep drinking.
What they said :pQuote:
Originally Posted by VærnThis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
dude drunk posting on eoff isnt a good idea. i did it once and told everyone that i love them
I can beat people up and piss people off better. I'm a mean drunk :p
I dominate at Tetris and enjoy Finding Nemo when I'm drunk.
I have better angry drunken sex, and then get pissed off even more 'cuz I found out that I skipped a pill that day >\ XD
That's, umm... quite interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
Well.....
(SPOILER)thats like the only way he can get into my panties XD >_>
You are a terrible girl.
Hahahahahahaha. >=3
I mean that in the sense of you fail at being a girl rather than you're a bad person. Just in case there was some confusion.
Seriously. How do you miss the pill? Are you retarded?
I was busy >_> ... and I get distr- oooohhh!!!! shiney object!
Oh the comedy.
I was really drunk last night. I tore my pants.
Drunk. Decided it'd be a funny idea to post in the drunk thread. Burned my thumb so I can't type. Ow. Good night everyone.
Improved conversation skills, the ability to feel no embarrassment. Making new friends and/or losing good friends. Super saiyan strength.
God I'm so sober. Don't you just hate it when you run out of beer before the night is over?
I actually do hate that...
*Goes and gets more*
I plan on getting demolished next Saturday at a public St. Patrick's Day festival with 4 of my closest friends.
At this moment in time I'm sober... Give me ten minutes and this shot and this daiquiri will absorb into my system and i'll be drunk. they taught me that in my alcohol class :3
I lost my shot virginity on Friday. Me and 4 girls necking shots in some disgusting old man's pub before a party.
I was really drunk that night.
You totally need to elaborate on that one, Z. xD
My first shot was Freshman year of college, and my RA was the one who poured it for me. She was terrible at her job.
Hey, if you're going to get drunk and silly you might as well do it around a person with authority. Maybe she was just too awesome at her job, huh? Ever think of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Mine was a Tequila at the tender age of 15. I drank 5 of them and the next morning I seen the yellow bile lining my stomach for the first time. That was a tough day.
Beer is so good... 21 in november... :(
Being drunk allows me to be even more of an asshole. It just happens naturally rather than with a hint of guilt.
Other than that, I have no real reason to drink.
beer is icky
Me, too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Ditto.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackYeah, that's about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut, King of Dragons
When I get drunk (somehwat, anywya) I apparently make several minor spellng mistakes. Also, I can beat the fish sticks out of anyeon on Sherwood RPG. The fact that I'm about level 8,000 has mothing to do with it.
I don't think it's possible for me to do anything better drunk.
Unless you count being unconscious or being clumsy.
That was the first time I had ever had a shot!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin