Eyes on Plays Final Fantasy VII!
This is it. The moment you've been waiting for. Enough with these cheap cartridges and tiny sprites. We're in the Next-Gen era now. Bigger. Flashier. Better.
It is now time for Eyes on Final Fantasy to take on a new quest. A new era. It will be unlike anything we have attempted before.
Behold as we unleash the self-proclaimed greatest FF...
no wait... greatest RPG
no that's not good enough... GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME
That's right, it's time for
Eyes on Plays
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Silver Star challenges:
- Beat the game
- Acquire all level 4 limit breaks (including Aeris)
- Acquire all 4 Huge Materia
- Breed a Gold Chocobo
- Get the Barret date in Gold Saucer
- Acquire Final Attack at the battle arena
- Post the best score for Snowboarding, Motorcycle, or Submarine mini-games
- Defeat Ruby and Emerald Weapon
- All characters level 99 (except Aeris)
- Acquire all characters' ultimate weapons
- Acquire all E.Skills
Gold Star challenges:
- Beat the game using initial equipment
- Beat the game without using materia
- Beat the game using a single character (Cloud->Tifa->Cid->Cloud)
- Beat the game with all characters under level 20
- Get all four dates at Gold Saucer (will require four different games to be started, please keep character names consistent)
- Acquire two sets of Master materia (the set from Emerald counts as one)
- All characters level 99 (including Aeris)
- Come up with the most bizarre method for reviving Aeris
Kishi's Platinum Star Challenge:
Winners will receive Kishi's secret salsa recipe
- Acquire 5,000 points in Speed Square
EXTREME Challenges:
- Beat the game using a single character, no materia, and initial equipment
- Master at least three of every materia (including E. Skills)
The Challenge to End All Challenges:
- Revive Aeris
In addition to these challenges there will be a special troll contest that will be set up later.
Start your playing!
Goldenboko Plays Final Fantasy VII Part 1
Attention: I shall have my screenshots for the next installments have the panel color(s) be chosen by the poster who posts a color first. If no one requests anything I'll go with default. You can change the color after each of my posts with screenshots.
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Well this is certainly the most boring start to a game ever.
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After beating the crap after the first two guards, I decide to mess with the config, fast is the only way to be baby.
Eventually, someone, not really worthy of a screenshot, asks me my name. I reply?
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Apparently they thought that was my name, as they all started calling me it. Either that, or they dislike me just as much as I dislike them.
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Then this angry, loud, cussin', gunshotin', black guy runs up to me and yells at me. I only catch his name.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/GoBo_2008/MrT.jpg
Alright, fine. It isn't original. That doesn't make it any less funny or less true.
We keep walking, they keep trying to make me care.
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You could've at least not been so mean about it though! :(
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This raises questions...
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This raises more questions!
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Ah, first bosses.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...s1defeated.jpg
Typically, this part is the only thing I remember about them... :)
Be back with more gameplay on a day I'm not so busy!