What's in your pants right now?

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03-16-2009, 11:50 PM
Fonzie

What's in your pants right now?

Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina. :mad2:

I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.
03-16-2009, 11:51 PM
Flying Mullet

The usual suspects: chapstick, cell phone and wallet.

Oh, and a "banana". :jokey:
03-16-2009, 11:52 PM
Yar

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.
03-16-2009, 11:53 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

You vegetarian, you!
03-16-2009, 11:55 PM
Vermachtnis

A wallet and my keys.
03-16-2009, 11:55 PM
Rantz

I don't really have anything there right now. Unless you count four pounds of jello, which I'm sure you don't.
03-16-2009, 11:57 PM
Psychotic

If locations on people's profiels at EoFF are to be believed - and I cannot think of a source I trust more - NeoTifa is.
03-16-2009, 11:57 PM
NeoTifa

My vagina. And my legs.
03-17-2009, 12:00 AM
Balzac

Wallet and a usb drive.
03-17-2009, 12:01 AM
Old Manus

None of you saw this coming

My vagina
03-17-2009, 12:03 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoTifa

My vagina. And my legs.

You're a guy though lol
03-17-2009, 12:17 AM
Jessweeee♪

Some nickles. Maybe a dime or two.
03-17-2009, 12:24 AM
NeoTifa

No I'm not!!!!

Psy >_>
:shifty:
03-17-2009, 12:27 AM
Miriel

I've got something in my front pocket for you ~
03-17-2009, 12:31 AM
rubah

me. my chapstick
03-17-2009, 12:51 AM
FFIX Choco Boy

I got my glasses case, which looks like my penis. Right next to it, my penis.
03-17-2009, 12:52 AM
Shiny

Not a chynadong that's for sure.
03-17-2009, 12:55 AM
~*~Celes~*~

my butt, my legs, and my vagina :p
03-17-2009, 01:00 AM
Lawr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

You vegetarian, you!

nub j00 actually type it out lololol you virgin :freak:

What's in my pants? Some money.
03-17-2009, 01:11 AM
Dignified Pauper

My pockets.
03-17-2009, 01:12 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

Why don't you put your hand in the pocket, and see what it is ~
03-17-2009, 01:12 AM
squiike

sittin in my underwear right now...my genitals is in there, just taken a shower, so its clean genitals
03-17-2009, 01:23 AM
Tama2

Penises.
03-17-2009, 01:31 AM
Goldenboko

Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.
03-17-2009, 01:49 AM
NeoTifa

Penises as in more than one? O.o
03-17-2009, 01:52 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

Gone.

How do you say Black and White in German?
03-17-2009, 02:01 AM
Tama2

-_-

Why Fonz?
03-17-2009, 02:01 AM
Yar

Schwarz und weiß.
03-17-2009, 02:09 AM
escobert

wallet atm!
03-17-2009, 02:44 AM
Laddy

I have a long, oblong, and hard shaft.

You never know when you will need a flashlight.
03-17-2009, 02:48 AM
Momiji

I have my phone, my keys, a pen, and my wallet. Oh and the rest of me from the waist down is in them too.
03-17-2009, 02:55 AM
The Man

phone, wallet.

also, lol dongs. well, only one, to be precise.
03-17-2009, 02:56 AM
qwertysaur

*Empties out*
Rosario + Vampire volume 6. Student ID, Wallet, Keys, A Knife of Dreams, $15 I had taken out of the wallet and forgot to put back in, my DS and a couple pens. My pockets are bottomless pits! Oh, and there are legs and crotch in there too >.>
03-17-2009, 03:20 AM
Caraliz

nothing, but I usually have my cell phone, chapstick, and a lighter. I'm just in my pj's right now.

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship
03-17-2009, 03:37 AM
leader of mortals

Umm... a Powerade strawberry lemonade wrapper that I ripped off for no apparent reason and was too lazy to throw it away so I shoved in my pocket...
03-17-2009, 05:47 AM
theundeadhero

My hand.
03-17-2009, 09:30 AM
Levian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caraliz

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Whaaat? This is the internet, the promised land of penises and vaginas!

Anyway, the midgar zolom. :jokey:
03-17-2009, 09:35 AM
Ouch!

Not wearing any.
03-17-2009, 03:07 PM
Crimson

Danny Devito.

And a pack of gum.
03-17-2009, 05:18 PM
Darkswordofchaos

My Pen.....cil haha you thought i was going to say penis.

Also my fone my wallet my money and my penis
03-17-2009, 05:20 PM
Flying Mullet

My Pen.....nis haha you thought i was going to say pencil.

Also my font my wallet my money and my pencil
03-17-2009, 05:27 PM
Linus

You keep your font in your pants Mullet? Which one? Helvetica I hope.

"Is that Arial Bold in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
03-17-2009, 05:28 PM
Rase

Someone else.

In the pockets of my pants are my keys, phone, and wallet. If one of these is not in it's proper pocket I feel very odd and am constantly checking to see if it's there or if I left it somewhere, only to remember that my keys are in my car because I'm driving, or my phone's charging or something.
03-17-2009, 05:57 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linus

You keep your font in your pants Mullet? Which one? Helvetica I hope.

"Is that Arial Bold in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Wingdings, naturally.
03-17-2009, 06:00 PM
Zeldy

I'm wearing little shorts that don't even have pockets.

I usually have like 20p and my mp3 player in my pockets anyway.
03-17-2009, 09:26 PM
Peegee

Gonads, Penis..

oh wait

I have my wallet in my pants. What is it doing there? *remove*
03-17-2009, 09:45 PM
Blue Harvest

My phone would be in there but it's on the desk instead, so nothing.
03-18-2009, 02:20 AM
SilverWind

My wallet, my cell phone, and sometimes my DS.

Oh yeah...
(SPOILER)My legs, too. ;)
03-18-2009, 06:08 AM
Samuraid

Roughly ½ of my body.
03-18-2009, 06:56 AM
Jiro

Wallet, Phone, iPod, Two pens. I am also in here. Oh, and a coin. The coin makes decisions for me.
03-18-2009, 08:02 PM
Caraliz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caraliz

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Whaaat? This is the internet, the promised land of penises and vaginas!

Anyway, the midgar zolom. :jokey:

Spaceship midgar zolom? :mad2:
03-21-2009, 09:18 AM
Seven_Devil_Clever

hehehehehe my house key^^
03-21-2009, 09:39 AM
Yar

Not wearing pants. ^^
03-21-2009, 10:23 AM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Not wearing pants. ^^

Likewise. It's 5:22am and I just got out of the bathtub.

seriously
03-21-2009, 11:01 AM
Negative

My ....Hand.

Dont worry, its just there im not doing anything dodgy.
LOL.
03-21-2009, 01:45 PM
cloud_doll

Nope, no pants either.
Pants are for boys =P
03-21-2009, 03:16 PM
Fuzakeru

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

My hand.

I snorted at that one.. Good job.

A few dollars, my debit card, my ID, and my cell phone. I just got back from a walk.
03-21-2009, 11:04 PM
Nominus Experse

A horrific future dieing to be released - by the billions.
03-27-2009, 02:13 AM
DynasticJam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz

Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina. :mad2:

I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.

You Americans! In England, pants are underwear. So, what am I supposed to say? My penis!
03-27-2009, 02:14 AM
abrojtm

I'm not wearing any pants. Only boxers.
04-06-2009, 03:10 AM
Tigmafuzz

A tiny purple flashlight, my purple Swiss army knife, my purple wallet, a bunch of purple pens, one purple mechanical pencil, mu purple 8-gigabyte USB drive, my purple cell phone, a purple napkin (in case of spills), Michael Phelps, and a box of raisins. In my purple pants.
04-06-2009, 04:22 AM
Madame Adequate

:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:
04-06-2009, 04:34 AM
DarkBahamut

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:

How big are you pants? :p
04-06-2009, 07:35 AM
Caraliz

I usually have a lighter, lip chap, and my cellphone in my pockets. Otherwise sometimes I grow a penis.
04-06-2009, 10:42 AM
Loony BoB

Just my work ID card, which is used to get in/out of work and also to purchase anything onsite (ie, lunch).
04-06-2009, 10:47 AM
Marshall Banana

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:

You have Ariel panties?
04-06-2009, 11:13 AM
scrumpleberry

I don't keep anything in my pants pockets except maybe some change and my phone at times.
04-06-2009, 02:49 PM
Iceglow

MP3 player, spare battery for mp3 player, wallet, cell phone, keys, oyster card (travel card to the rest of the world) pen, thats about it for now, later will be my lanyard from work.
04-06-2009, 06:02 PM
Gwawr

My ipod. That's it.
04-06-2009, 06:57 PM
Vermachtnis

Silly putty and some change. I'm never going to see that quarter again.
04-06-2009, 07:08 PM
I Don't Need A Name

Yo Momma
04-06-2009, 08:37 PM
strawberryman

My wallet and ipod (finally upgraded from a CD player!).

And my p(SPOILER)lastic explosives.
04-08-2009, 01:51 AM
Tigmafuzz

A miniature walrus sculpture I made in 6th grade art class that I have newly painted purple. Deep purple.
04-08-2009, 12:08 PM
Marky Tee

i dnt wear pants
04-08-2009, 12:22 PM
nik0tine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...cheney-gun.jpg
04-08-2009, 12:34 PM
Awrini

Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.
04-08-2009, 01:14 PM
Caraliz

Quote:

Originally Posted by enano

Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.

What kind do you smoke? =o
04-09-2009, 07:26 AM
Typhoon

All thats in my pants at the moment is my 24 incher...

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)
04-09-2009, 12:31 PM
Awrini

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caraliz

Quote:

Originally Posted by enano

Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.

What kind do you smoke? =o

Marlboro non-menthol.
04-09-2009, 02:18 PM
CimminyCricket

Phone, wallet and some change. Nothing special. :c\
04-09-2009, 07:38 PM
Darkswordofchaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoon

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Exept marijuana the health benifets (like making me high) out way the small health risks
04-10-2009, 06:43 AM
Tigmafuzz

My phone with a dead battery my newly bought iPod with a dead battery and my wallet...
with a dead squirrel's tail for luck inside.
04-10-2009, 07:51 AM
The Last Oath

Jizz.
04-10-2009, 08:08 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoon

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Name one thing these days that doesn't give you some form of cancer and I will probably ignore your post.

Nothing, they are pajama pants!
04-10-2009, 05:36 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Last Oath

Jizz.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...010/pants1.gif
04-10-2009, 06:00 PM
Leeza

I guess that face translates to time to close. :cat:

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