Religious sightings
By the way, before we had our house foreclosed, my room had a watermark that resembled the Virgin Mary. I should have charged some Catholics for admission to my holy room. Idol worship ftw.
WHERE HAVE YOU RECENTLY SEEN A DEITY?
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Religious sightings
By the way, before we had our house foreclosed, my room had a watermark that resembled the Virgin Mary. I should have charged some Catholics for admission to my holy room. Idol worship ftw.
WHERE HAVE YOU RECENTLY SEEN A DEITY?
EDIT: Gah, whatever. My favorite was the Funyun one.
I've always wanted to fake one of these and after a month be like, "It was all a scam! What now suckas!"
I was born with a mole on my right hand which is apparently where Jesus got nailed into the cross and my dad made a HUGE deal about it when I was younger when he was a Jehovahs Witness...
This is supposedly the "Eye of God".
It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got. :p
I see God with every glance in the mirror.
Does this mean I get to pour sugar on Jesus and make him sweet. *startes playing Pour some sugar on me* hehe. Then we can spoon him! lol. (PlZ don't strike me down now.)
I have quite a few horizontal scars across my back, and I tell everybody they're stigmata.
They dont want to know the truth :|
This is ridiculous, half of those things just had some curve and a fat head to them. I don't understand people.
God damn you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz
my sister is a virgin, so virign mary!
No deities lately but if I squint, my bellybutton sometimes looks like Regis' face.
A two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4585/cloudcross.jpg
I guess this is God too.
A guy who sounds an awfully lot like God is in my Bible. =O
Damn, he beat me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz
chris brown'dQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifaDamn, he beat me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfitchris brown'dQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifaDamn, he beat me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz
I was God once. But the villagers became too needy and I turned around and smited them.
How could you remain unbelievers when proof is before you.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...VenusHoola.gif
<3 I love that!
I used to play Black and White. Does that count?
My bellybutton accumulates fuzz. I think it's about time to clean it ftrQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
When there's fuzz in there it looks sort of more like Karl Marx.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaralizMy bellybutton accumulates fuzz. I think it's about time to clean it ftrQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I guess religious folk will try and find God wherever they look. It just looks like a bunch of light resembling an eye to me. And yours is a bunch of clouds in the shape of a person.Quote:
Originally Posted by PureghettoA two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I guess this is God too.
Isn't God supposed to be invisible anyway? :p
It wasn't god, but there was this weird part in the corner of the bathroom at my old house that looked like Skipper from Gilligan's Island :|
I set fire to this bush as this old guy walked past as started making him do some crazy :bou::bou::bou::bou:.
Also, I saw something truly holy when I read Misfit's post. That was amazing. xD
He rides the invisible pink unicornQuote:
Originally Posted by JiroI guess religious folk will try and find God wherever they look. It just looks like a bunch of light resembling an eye to me. And yours is a bunch of clouds in the shape of a person.Quote:
Originally Posted by PureghettoA two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I guess this is God too.
Isn't God supposed to be invisible anyway? :p
Hey guys, I found this pretzel that just looks exactly like a baby duck
Sell it on ebay.
I saw John Lennon in my alphabet soup
rubah if you ate the pretzel you need to repent to the oil spill deities.
oil spill deities?
Haha I should tell Wesly about this thread so he can post them on god hates fraggles.That website is chock full of this crap.
God Hates Fraggles xD
Deities found in oil spills, silly! :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
He speaks truth, that post was brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin