Fish swam into a guys....weener?

2cm long fish swims up boy's penis into urethra while he was cleaning fish tank at his home in India | Strange news | The Sun |News

came across this while searching through some articles.


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Ah, THE SUN, what crazy ANTICS will you report on NEXT?

So it just slipped in? Could happen to anyone.

So he was sexually intruded by a fish?

=(

HAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLHAHAHAHALOL

wat

Lucky bastard.

Fish? In my urethra?

It's more likely than you think.

Supposedly there's a needle fish in the Amazon that can perform a similar feat. Granted this is more folk lore from talk around the water cooler, but you never know.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Supposedly there's a needle fish in the Amazon that can perform a similar feat. Granted this is more folk lore from talk around the water cooler, but you never know.

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Yes! I saw it on Discovery. A guy was taking a leak in a creek and, well, the fish swam upstream. :shifty:

Yes, there is a fish that actually exists that swims up your cock and barbs itself in.

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Originally Posted by Quin

Yes, there is a fish that actually exists that swims up your cock and barbs itself in.

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A literal cockblock. :x

WHAAAAAT.

The boy recieved counselling - what about that poor fish? :(

the amazonian fish is candíru

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Originally Posted by Noctiluca

Lucky fish.

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Fizzzzed

>>> See that guys?, remember to always use condoms when you go to swim..

The Sun headline should have been 'GOTCHA!' :(

He had to go through the Pain Olympics just to get the thing out.

what the hell were you searching for to come across that

Suspicious story. I believe the fact that he could have been erect when this happened was left out because that's the only plausible way the fish could have fell from out of his hand and into his urethra. Otherwise, it would've been facing down and the fish would've just fell on the floor or into the toilet bowl; the second one being the one it was probably trying to do.

I saw something like this on Metalocalypse o:

This reminds me of another not so painful but hella funny story involving a certain member of these very boards! Oh, hey, hi Jack! No, no not talking about your penis mishaps story.

Still I feel pity for the boy even though he has now learnt the lesson that a fish just because it goes "BoB" all the time doesn't necessarily give good head!

Wait.. how the hell he gets a fish in there "while cleaning" ? As someone said above, it defies gravity - and logic. For starters, cleaning a fish tank on the nude ? WTF ???

I like the way the article bolds certain words xD