Or is he a nice guy?
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Or is he a nice guy?
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Levian is totally a nice guy.
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I like pie :D
but yeah he is ^^ even tho he made me an albatross lover ;)
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It could be worse. It could always be worse.
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so true.
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I miss Levian. :( He needs to come back to Edinburgh soon! And apparently he just might. So yay.
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I saw him in that one movie, The Rescuers Down Under. So yeah, he's an albatross.
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I do enjoy pie quite a bit.
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Rantzien! :mad2:
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ey sup levian? there you are, didn't see you yesterday. where were you?
Off eating my albatrosses?
jeg skal trosse din albatross :D
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That's weird, because I saw you!
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you did? when?.
i guess we've got planned resident evil later?
gonna kill some zombies?
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Yes. And I'm the Mariner to his albatross. Hohohoh.
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One time I told Levian that I loved him and he told me to shut up. Levian is not a nice guy.
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I dunno, he's kind like a Dodo. :bigsmile:
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I don't know why, but I always had a feeling that Levian is Australian. So, is there any pie in this thread or what?
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How DARE you even compare an albatross to Levian, that disordered BEAST? Albatrosses are smurfing awesome!
(SPOILER)How the hell do you know I like pies? Are
you my cyber-stalker?
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(SPOILER)We all are. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
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Rantzien hasn't closed this thread yet? what a slacker. I'm starting to regret we knighted him.
Ah, I have work todayQuote:
i guess we've got planned resident evil later?
gonna kill some zombies?
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Work destroying the evil consequences of science gone horribly awry.
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closing my good threads. you albatross
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I don't know, I sort of think this is a legitimate topic. Are you an albatross? Is that why you want this closed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
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I voted "I like pie".. 'cause I do.
Also, Levian is a nice dude. Or, he seems to be. For all I know he might as well be a 87 year old lady posting pictures of her grandson.
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Unless she sent her grandson to Edinburgh, he's all male.
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I'd kill for some cherry pie right now.
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Key lime or tollhouse plzkthnxbai.
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Rantzien! :mad2:
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An Levian 'round my neck.
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God you're such a slacker, Rantzien
*moves to the final fantasy vii forum*
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I like Levian's big sword. :jokey:
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I always thought Levian was an eagle.
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Levian, you're no longer STARS, but SOLDIER! :Eek:
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Levia is a flightless bird like a kiwi because he is CLOSE TO THE GROUND due to being SHORT-
Yeah this has lost all charm since I have Saglet. Sorry Levia you are no longer my shorty to bully~!
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I shall gladly take up this mantle.
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YO
Now that I've got your attention, it's time to disappoint you: No, I did not sleep with Levian. No, I don't even make a sly attempt. If you're still interested, read on.
Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is Levian and as you know he's pretty hot. His pictures doesn't really do him justice but they're all I've got at the moment. He's like 25 and he's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Levian. That's where all the trouble started.
Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and he's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until he's finished.
"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"
"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."
"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?
"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."
"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*
Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. He looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:
"Okay, your account name is [my name] and your password is ...'levianissexy'..."
Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door he says,
"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."
I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see him again. But something about what he just said kept me standing in his doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to him, looked him straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.
He was eating Salmon.
He tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.
He told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.
Levian was a bear disguised as a human.
Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.
I began my trek across the monkey bars just as the bear charged outside, its teeth and claws still fresh with the blood of the innocent. It let out a monstrous roar and began its assault on the cheap, wooden
playset. I let go of all caution and ran to end the end of the monkey bars. I leaped for the tree branch just as the bear's enormous girth came plowing through the entire structure. I grasped the branch tightly as the bear collided with the tree, sending it into a daze. I saw this as my one opportunity not for escape, but for victory. I leapt off the tree onto the ground and grabbed a stray bar that had been shorn from the playset. The bear was slowly coming to so I had to act fast. I ran to the beast and thrust the jagged end of the pole into its jaw and through it's skull.
The bear had been defeated. I shambled home in pain but victorious.There will be more threads and more bears in the months to come.
But today, I returned home a champion.
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Good call on not closing the thread, Rantzien.
longest Old Manus post ever
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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet(SPOILER)We all are. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
WTF!
I said albatrosses are cool, but ANY CHOCOBO IS EVEN COOLER!
Albatross = Cool
Chocobo = Awesome
Golden Chocobo = RICK JAMES! (Don't ask...)
Then what is Levian you ask?
(SPOILER)http://forums.tsc.0lx.net/tsc/image....ine=1173214041 (SPOILER)Props to Google Images (But I forgot what I searched in :()
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When will Levian finish FFVII? He and all of you are slackers.
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I think there should be a thread made up of just Manus' bear post which should be instantly locked and archived.
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Bears belong in general gaming.
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Rantzien destroyed my poll. he's a bad man. my next poll will be is rantzien a bad man :D
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Does Levian rhyme with lesbian?
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No it rhymes with Rye.
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DD and I look like philosophical scholars compared to this dude.
I approve!
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Why is everyone at this forum gay
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Overexposure to you, I guess.
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One time on Valhalla this guy was all like “sniper on the albatross!” and I thought he was joking so I laughed with him although his laughter was more like screams of agony
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Levian is now an Albatoss.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/albatoss.gif
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This thread is now an albatoss.
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WoW, OM, that was a good story. ;)
Oh come on, guys. Levian is just a kitten. :cat:
(SPOILER)http://www.cinna.mn/wp-content/uploa.../10/racist.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
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Unlike most of the other enemies, Albatosses cannot be picked up and thrown. Take that, Walkie Shooterson and Jumping Birdish Creation!
This thread is weird btw.
Where's the "Levian is my boyfriend" option?
That's true. I do make people gay.
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This thread reminds me that I need to use the eoff smileys more often! From now on, I will endeavour to fit an appropriate smiley into each post! :mamu:
yeah that guy is just cool
NO! you are wierd! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
This thread really is pretty remarkable.
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It should be archived as top 100 topics :D
Isn't there a Best Thread ciddie?
Isn't there also an archive? :o
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I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
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Thanks for new sig!Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji(SPOILER)http://www.cinna.mn/wp-content/uploa.../10/racist.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
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I STILL THINK LEVIAN IS NOT AN :albatoss:
I think he's a Levian.
LIES!!!!
Who added the albatross to all our posts?
Your sig makes even less sense now.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamutThanks for new sig!Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji(SPOILER)http://www.cinna.mn/wp-content/uploa.../10/racist.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
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I STILL THINK LEVIAN IS NOT AN :albatoss:
DON'T JUDGE ME!:mad2: I ACCIDENTLY BOWZERED, I mean, BROWZED THE WRONG PICTURE!
I SAID THANKS!
(SPOILER):albatoss:: I am too sexy for Levian, too sexy for Levian, he can't even take a look.
Levian is a chocobo who will never be golden - Thats clearly the greatest poll option of all time.
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Kishi, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
I don't think it was Kishi, for reasons undisclosed.
Oh, Rantzien, you joker you! :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Do you know how much work it is to put an albatross into every post? I don't think anyone on staff is that bored/industrious. I say it was all magic. :cat:
It's an Albatoss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
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Is b1o a levian?
Are we not albatri? :albatoss:
This threads needs more :albatoss:
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I propose we add the poll option "Albatoss" to this thread.
Did the scientific community ever confirm whether Levian was an albatross or not?
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