Which one will you be? :rsl:
Let's form crews, quickly, before the big battle starts.
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Which one will you be? :rsl:
Let's form crews, quickly, before the big battle starts.
Sailor!
Because in the navy, you can sail the seven seas.
:bigsmile:
If psychotic picks sailor, then I will be pirate.
Sailors are dumb, they just sail. They're like pirates if they were pacifists, and nobody needs that. No sir, they don't. :ffvising:
Sailor, because then I get to dress up like Barret without having to say I'm cosplaying.
Somali pirate plz
I'm a seagull. Gimme some bread!
I is pirate. Can I has cookie?
Well sailors pwnd sailors and the are vastliy more powerful than ninjas im a pirate
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Originally Posted by Levian
First of your crew! Name your ship: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Hmm, how about...
Metal GEAR?!
Might as well call it Albatross
I was already a sailor. I did not like it.
I'm a sailor! http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5483/sailor.gif
Pirate, duh.
*flies around*
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Originally Posted by Levian
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It really comes down to whether I like H.M.S. Pinafore or The Pirates of Penzance better...
"Pirate King" or "A British Tar"?
Sailor Jupiter.
I be a pirate. Arr.
3.14r8 please
Pirate. I know, I can't be a pirate and a ninja. But I don't follow your rules.
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Sailor.
Why's the rum gone? >:O
Pirate is blatently the best way to go.
Oh oh and I have a brilliant joke!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRR :D
Do whatcha want cuz a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE! (Or in this case, I AM A PIRATE! (SPOILER)And an Albatross
Why can't we have our own names?
Our being outnumbered must mean we're the protagonists.
No condoms for me!
so weres this goin anyways?
Out to sea! :monster:
I don't care about what other people pick, I don't care about ZOMG P1R8S R TEH AWZOME, I am being a pirate for one reason only:
Sailors will have crappy outfits in comparison.
I wanna be...A NINJA OF THE SEA!
Which one gets more boys?
The sea is no place for a leprechaun!Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
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I'll be a sailor. So I can wear the cute sailor outfits ^_^ Also expect i'd get raped on board a ship full of dirty pirates.
It's bad luck to bring a woman on board in the first place.
Sailor.
For the uniforms. >w<
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I'm a sailor, too!
We can't fight on empty tummies, though. I say we hunt the pink dolphin and eat it, but it's up to you, captain!
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2...nkdolphin2.gif
There it is! Do we chase it, cap'n?
Ach! The Legendary Moby Pink!
Sailors! Grab your harpoons, big nets and freeze ray guns! We're goin a-huntin'!
Somebody get that mizzen up, for there's a calm but steady northern wind in the air!
A pirate's life for me, trim the sails and roam the sea!
I'm a pirate. I steal the innocence of girls such as Lamonda and keep it in my treasure chest of booty. :jess:
Sailors probably. I guess it's the uniform thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Mmm. http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...inkdolphin.gif
All pirates are rapists, so EoFF contains a lot of rapists right now. Watch out, girls.
I rape everyone!
SAILOR! Matey! Avast!
I dunno any more sailor words.
How will we cook this fish? Is there a kitchen on our boat? We can't just start a fire on deck.
Also, the pirates seem inactive, so maybe we can sneak on their ship and kill them while they sleep.
Pirates, grab your guns! I smell a rat!
I'm a sailor then! A very pretty sailor who will do a very poor job of avoiding capture :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
I overheard Levian saying bad stuff about you! He said that you smell like fish, and he might toss you overboard! You better get him before he gets you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
I heard that Levian said that he thinks Caraliz's toes are really big and misshapen. I don't know, I just wouldn't want a man capable of saying such hurtful things as my Captain. Maybe that's just me, maybe I'm being oversensitive, but I'm calling it how I see it.
Makes you wonder what he's said about his other crew members, huh?
I heard Levian say he's going to cut a deal with us sailors so we can kill off all his pirates and he can get away with all the booty.
I heard he likes pineapples. :shifty: How dare he huh!? :shifty:
Avast, Levian be plottin' 'gainst us! Let's make 'im walk th' plank mateys!
You think Levian is the one really running this operation? No way. He's wearing the fancy hat, but he's not the one in charge.
Kill him if you want to. We can get more men in fancy hats :cool:
I thought I saw scrumpleberry hide a treasure map just now. You should have seen the greedy, selfish look on her face.
I think we can all agree that Caraliz smells like fish, actually the more you smell like a fish the more of a pirate you are I say! fish are pretty cool.
I heard from Lekana that Psychotic's personal main sail has problems getting up.
I heard a rumor that Scrumpleberry is a girl pirate.
Lies. There are no girls on theinternetseven seas.
I heard, and also smelt, scrumpleberry breaking wind onto the faces of kittens and orphans on a regular basis. Also onto treasure before giving it to her fellow pirates, so...
Well, that doesn't bother them or stop them taking it.
Is it any worse than you puking in the pots of gruel before offering it to your men? I would, in fact, say it is better.
Considering that we only give gruel to captured Pirates and Frenchmen, I would have to disagree!
Maybe if you ate some of our gruel you wouldn't have so much gas.
No way! I know you offer the gruel to your sailors as well, but pretend that is a fancy stew!
Also, I have precisely the correct amount of gas for a pirate. It is useful. It grosses out sailors! Hahahahha! You'll never win with your pathetic puke and silly little costumes!
I wanna be Peter Pan.
I guess it's time to rape Levian! Bend over, my dear!
I picked sailor. Aye, sailor... It reminds me of a song!
We're a band of lovely sailors!
A sailin´ out to sea.
When you hear our hearty singing...
You'll be sure to jump with GLEE!
Arg, I be smellin' the salty air of the Ocean an' I be seein' the great blue yonder out in fron' o' me. Maybe I should become a poet, and add some sophistocachysun ta this ship... Nah, I like rapin' and pillagin' too much!
*seagull noises* followed by me eating a cracker :p
Translation.
I was flying around looking for some tasty crackers, ooo crackers, they are so yummy when I saw Levian and Psychotic playing poker. Both has 5 aces. Then I saw monda and scrumpleberry eating watermelons. CRACKER! I'm gonna eat it now!
"Anchors aweigh, my boy.
Anchors aweigh!
Farewell to foreign shores
We sail at break of day day day day
[I forgot this line someone help]
Drink to the foam.
[something something :bou::bou::bou::bou: I forgot the damn song]"
Epic fail on my part :(
EDIT: I found it. God save Google <3
"Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home."
((EDIT WTF its not what we sang to those Navy douches at military camp! This is crap!!!!))
Sailor? Ive barely raped her!
Pirate!
I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate!
(SPOILER)I hope nobody has said that yet.
I'm not entirely too sure what you were trying to do but whatever it was, you failed miserably and you should be ashamed of yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
Ohohoh that's right we need pirate names!
I am Mad Bess Rackham. ARR!
Pirate names?
Then I'll be "Dirty Mister Pickle" :p
I wrote my first name only on this pirate name generator: Pirate Name Generator
So I shall be called "DIRTY MISTER PICKLE!"
(SPOILER)If I wrote my full name, I would've gotten Black Tomba Kwan. :( BUT I STILL GO BY DIRTY MISTER PICKLE!
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We'll kick your ass
And rape your lass
EoFF pirates we!
Uhh according to that piracy name generator I am Blue Kosmic Mahan, which is pretty cool I guess?
Hah, you pirates and your silly name generator. It pulls names out of a hat no matter what name you input! :p
:( it was supposed to be the Navy's song. Bah, screw the Navy.
"Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun! (Give 'er the gun now!)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame. Hey!
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!"
omfgzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
PINK DOLPHINS!!!!! GET THE NET!
Yarrgh I be a quantum pirate, make them walk the planck!
:cry: I shall now violate every hat I see because of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Then how come I get Bess in everything D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
I mean you get Bess out of Jessica like you get Billy out of William, right?
My pirate name is 'Captain Barret Hulett' apparently.
Yeah well it still sounds cool. And how is it any less relevant than getting a name from your name name?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Sounds like a Persian porn star to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Exactly!
:hat:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFI'm a sailor then! A very pretty sailor who will do a very poor job of avoiding capture :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
We want you! We want you! We want you as a new recruit!
Thunderdome?
My pirate-self, "Dirty Mister Pickle," probably looks like this:
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/20...vader_Zero.gif