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Let's talk about assembling groups of slaves to serve us. Have you ever had a harem? What kind of harem would you have if you had one! DO you have one, you lucky duck?
Also, Breine, go!
I would have a harem of monda and rubah and psychotic and levian and scrumpleberry and also Jowy but that'd be more regular slave like rye tbh.
Wouldn't want others looking at my Jowy after all :nonono:
Don't lie. You know you want to be butt buddies with Levian too. Albatross fetishist. >:x
When I was a kid my friend had to be my slave for a week but he forgot after like a day
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Originally Posted by Rye
Yeah good luck with that English teaching! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Also, does anyone know of a case where a kid who had to be another kid's slave as MP says actually did it for the whole time?
People have offered to be my slave when I was young and you did the slave for a day thing but I was just too nice to take them up on that. For god's sake, I used to offer interest when I paid back money for sweets once I found out about it xD
Allman Brothers Band should be more than enough for anyone.
I was once a manager in a games store, if you count greasy ugly boys who stink and an exgirlfriend who was a loose, loose, loose woman! then I have had a harem. I had minions at least!
I would like my fantasy harem to be consistently made of purely female people. I could name many of those who I seek to have in there but I'd be accused of being a good looking girl hog, which I am but is besides the point. Psychotic, Levian and all the other guys I COULD have in my harem would just be my friends and comrades and together we'd take over the world slowly expanding the harem we have founded until we have so many women that even 100 islamic matyr's would be jealous.
Your harem of three dimensional people is no match for my two dimensional harem.
If I could make a harem, it'd include a tomboy, a hyperactive chick probably with one of the fangs, a very deadpan 12 year old, one of those quiet push over types who the fans like but I hate, a spacey girl, and an older type to keep the tomboy and hyperactive one from killing the 12 year old when she outsmarts them.
Well Mr. Huxley I would definitely have you in my Harem. Your task would be to play the Halo games I simply did not want to play. "Oh, Avalanche? Huxley, you're up." Epitaph too, of course.
I would have Psy and Kishi as my slaves to do the things that I have no time for...like mow my lawn and clean my pool. Of course I'd first have to get a pool, but it would be worth it. :)
I would collect cuties like saglet, jesswee, gobo, fonzie, and cookiejoe, and arrange them like figurines.
Face, Stu, Scotty, and Bert would be my harem.
And Cookie would be my personal slave.
He would bring me cookies. :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...65_6448488.jpg
Real harem girls in the Indian desert near Pakistan that pulled a "Laurence of Arabia" with me ;)
Anyway, I want a big harem. So anyone who wants to be a part of it is welcome.
Whoever they'd be, they would be forced to wear strawberry suits.
*thumbsup*
I gets my pussy any day, that's how playaz do
But I gots a special place in bed for you, milfy-poo
Milfy-poo?
don't hate
Hate to break it to you but that whole Lawrence of Arabia nonsense is actually a biography.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Breine, I'm starting to think I want to go on a 7 month world tour as well.
Harems are always a good idea, Arabian or otherwise.
What I meant pulling a "Laurence of Arabia" was that they went camel riding in the desert with me. Actually, the one to the far left was my traveling buddy for the entire 7 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by SagensygHate to break it to you but that whole Lawrence of Arabia nonsense is actually a biography.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
And also, rubah: You should!
Don't be jealous :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
I guess this means my joke is even less funny then. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineWhat I meant pulling a "Laurence of Arabia" was that they went camel riding in the desert with me. Actually, the one to the far left was my traveling buddy for the entire 7 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by SagensygHate to break it to you but that whole Lawrence of Arabia nonsense is actually a biography.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
And also, rubah: You should!
I would have 7 Keith's tbh