Badass names

In this thread, we are going to discuss names so awesome that whatever they are naming is inevitably going to be awesome. People, guns, spaceships, whatever! Just as long as it is awesome. Explain where from!

Sir Isaac Alfred Isaacs. Governor-General of Australia.
I said, I've got a big stick. Ship name, The Culture.
Robert McX. Journalist and TV Reporter, Transmetropolitan.
Isoroku Yamamoto. Admiral in the IJN and architect of Pearl Harbor.
Ragnarök. 'Final destiny of the Gods' (ie. the Apocalypse), Norse Mythology.

Five will do to start! :D

Jim Darkmagic (of the New Hampshire Darkmagics), Character, Penny-Arcade.

Adolf Hitler Campbell

Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer (née Jackson)

Isis Claude Baptiste.

Do you people know how to read?

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Harry Dick. Real name. Ex's dad worked with him.

Okay real name here:

Brian Taber

Brian is also a negative word for guys who digs cars, scooters and bleached haircuts a little too much.

"Taber" means loser.

He's the head of some charity organisation.

Okay, I'll bite.

Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. Awesome :cool:

Cannot think of anything else though :/

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

Harry Dick. Real name. Ex's dad worked with him.

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That is pretty awesome. Hope he called his kid Richard!

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Okay, I'll bite.

Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. Awesome :cool:

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:cool: :love:

Oh. There was this patient that came in one time with the name Dick Graber. I kept wanting to call him Dick Grabber. :D

Another typical Danish girl name is Randi... wait, that's not awesome.

Local phone book has 3 listings of 3 different men called Donald Duck. I aint kidding.

Bagger Vance. As in The Legend of Bagger Vance. Sadly, it's not a porno.

Coleman Slawsky, Colonel Doctor from Scrubs.

Beautiful Charlotte Cuuhlhourne's Perfect Stylish Dangerous Psychedelic Valuable Economical Continental Incredible Unbelievable Shining Attack

Any combination of "Xavier" and "the third".

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Coleman Slawsky, Colonel Doctor from Scrubs.

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What about Dr. Beardfacé?

Yeah that's right I beat you to it, Værn

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined is such a badass name, believe me not.

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Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined is such a badass name, believe me not.

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Bert McCracken - lead singer of the Used. <3

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Argyle Goolsby

Scorpius Malfoy ROFL!!

Max Records. He's the kid starring in the upcoming movie adaption of Where the Wild Things Are. It sounds so "I'll be richer than you no matter what."

Leeroy Jenkins.

Master of his Craft.

Vincent Valentine :heart: and this kid in my grade is Robert Sidebottom

The other day I spoke to someone named Michael Manlove.

That was his real name.

Hardwood Hank

Rip Steakface - MST3K

Turd Ferguson and Dolph Lundgren are both badass when said allowed.

Terry Yockey. A guy in my neighborhood.

Xen Bhatacharchee - a guy I studied with at uni.

Proper badass sax player.

Vajayjay (spelling not correct, but pronunciation is.) Man, and I thought Indian's didn't have a sense of humor :love:

Udupa Patel. Because Dupa means ass in Polish. :love:

Dick Smallberries, Jr.

He's Dorn's VA from Star Ocean PSP. And more importantly that means there's a Dick Smallberries, Sr.

Obediah Stanley was a Jamaican guy I once knew. That name just rolls off the tongue.

Oh, and my friend is trying to convince her boyfriend to allow her to name her possible son Auryn. Hell yes.