A woman is tied to a chair in a room, she's dead, and her head is shaved.
What happened?
You'll have to ask questions to solve this one, I'll be happy to answer them all!
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A woman is tied to a chair in a room, she's dead, and her head is shaved.
What happened?
You'll have to ask questions to solve this one, I'll be happy to answer them all!
Was NeoTifa involved in any way shape or form?
Allright, let's say that the dead woman is NeoTifa.
Are there any breaks in the skin?
What room is she in?
What is she tied to the chair with?
What is the chair made of, and what is its shape?
By "dead", do you mean she was once living and has now died, or a person who was actually never alive?
Which part of her head is shaved?
That should do for now. :p
Are there any breaks in the skin? No
What room is she in? Hmm, try to give me a question I can say No, Yes, Irrelevant, Probably etc to.
What is she tied to the chair with? rope
What is the chair made of, and what is its shape? it's a regular chair
By "dead", do you mean she was once living and has now died, or a person who was actually never alive? once living and now dead
Which part of her head is shaved? all of it
Did Loony BoB take her hair for his hair collection?
Is she hot?
Is there anyone else in the room?
Is there any surveillance in the room?
Can I have access to the room... ?
What happened?
Was she murdered?
if no,
Was it suicide?
Did Loony BoB take her hair for his hair collection? strangely, no
Is she hot? I think NeoTifa has a boyfriend
Is there anyone else in the room? no
Is there any surveillance in the room? no
Can I have access to the room... ? no
What happened? she died
Was she murdered? yes
Is the murderer responsible for her lack of hair?
Did she have her hair at the moment of death?
Did the razor she was possibly shaved with go to her neck?
Was she strangled by the rope?
Was it Professor Plum or Mrs. Peacock?
Did Freaky Fred go too far?
Is the murderer responsible for her lack of hair? yes
Did she have her hair at the moment of death? no
Did the razor she was possibly shaved with go to her neck? nope!
Was she strangled by the rope? yes
Was it Professor Plum or Mrs. Peacock? no
Did Freaky Fred go too far? who?
What was directly in front of the chair?
What was directly behind the chair?
What was directly beneath the chair?
What were to the sides of the chair?
Out of those things, is there anything that could be used as a means of suffocation?
Are there any abnormal obstructions on the inside of her mouth that would imply something was stuffed in her mouth? Also, are all of her teeth as they were the last time someone peered inside?
Are there any bruises on the body?
Well, now we know she was strangled.
I can answer these two. Try to make the questions in yes or no format.
Are there any abnormal obstructions on the inside of her mouth that would imply something was stuffed in her mouth? Also, are all of her teeth as they were the last time someone peered inside? no
Are there any bruises on the body? yes
Okay, sorry. Yes or noes from here on out. :x
Were the bruises caused by fists?
no
Were they caused by thrown objects?
nope
Is the room in her own home?
If no, is the room in her killer's home?
Is she still a mouth virgin?
Are you having us ask these questions to reveal that you've murdered someone? >_>
Were the bruises caused by a bat, or other weapon?
Is the room in her own home? no
If no, is the room in her killer's home? no
Is she still a mouth virgin? Uh, you'll have to ask NeoTifa
Were the bruises caused by a bat, or other weapon? yes, other.
Are the bruises on her body on herlegstorso?
Nope. I'll save you some time too since you kinda already know this piece of information. The bruises are from the strangeling.
D'oh, I'm an idiot.
Was the victim tortured?
Did she have lice? (Would explain the shaved head)
nah
edit: gonna go to bed now, updated the first post with what you know and what you don't know! keep up the good work, detectives.
is the rope made of hair
Did she kill herself? Did she have an accomplice? Was it accidental?
GOVERNMENT DID IT?
WHAT KIND OF smurfERY IS THIS??
The dead woman is NeoTifa. I am happy to let this case slide.
Who would win in a fight between Gil Grissom and a grande latte from Starbucks?
Levian is a misogynist.
I believe...
Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick!
I said "Plum!"
And yet you haven't even edited your previous post yet to support this outrageous claim...
Was it an accident?
Did she know the killer?
Is her neck broken?
Did she consent to being tied to the chair?
Was she tied to the chair before death?
Did she consent to being shaved?
Was she concious during the shaving?
Was she concious seconds before murdering?
Was she concious while being tied up?
Is this situation hypothetical?
the smurf?
Is the murderer 'The Smoker' and shaved all her hair and smoked it?
Is the rope made out of her hair?
EDIT: I know this has sort-of already been asked, but I want to establish that it is her hair, rather than the hair of a horse or something. :shifty: Also, I only just now noticed it had already been asked, and needed to come up with an excuse for asking it again. :(
It's NeoTifa, who needs to ask questions before you have your way with her?
is the rope made of hair no
Was it accidental? no
Also, was the murderer a barber by any chance? no
Did she know the killer? no
Is her neck broken? no
Did she consent to being tied to the chair? no
Was she tied to the chair before death? yes, although it's not relevant
Did she consent to being shaved? no
Was she concious during the shaving? no
Was she concious seconds before murdering? yes
Was she concious while being tied up? yes, although it's not relevant
Is this situation hypothetical? yes, NeoTifa isn't actually dead.
Is the rope made out of her hair? no
Did you do it Levian?
Did the murderer need a wig?
Did the murderer need a wig? yes!
breakthrough ftw
Damn I'm good.
EDIT: Was the murderer a transvestite?
Did the murderer aim to look like the victim as s/he left the room?
Was the murderer a transvestite no
Did the murderer aim to look like the victim as s/he left the room? Not exactly, no.
Was the murderer someone the victim knew?
Was the murderer male?
Was the murderer naturally bald?
Was the murderer bald at all?
Was the murderer trying to look like someone in particular, ie, using the wig as a disguise?
Was the murderer someone the victim knew? no
Was the murderer male? yes
Was the murderer naturally bald? no
Was the murderer bald at all? no
Was the murderer trying to look like someone in particular, ie, using the wig as a disguise? No, he was not trying to look like an individual person
Was he trying to look like a woman?
Was he trying to look like a woman? yes
Was he attracted to this woman at all?
Was he gay?
Is this scene from a movie?
Was she famous?
Was she a random person he found?
Was she murdered underwater?
Does she share any significance or likeness to the murderer?
Wow... just... wow....
And I don't have a bf. Totally single, yea!!!
Was it V?
Was he attracted to this woman at all? irrelevant
Was he gay? irrelevant
Is this scene from a movie? Not the actual murder part, but some of it has been depicted in a movie, yes
Was she famous? no
Was she a random person he found? yes
Was she murdered underwater? no
Does she share any significance or likeness to the murderer? irrelevant
I can also mention that Rantzien was on the right track when he asked questions about where she was at the time of murder.
Was I in a warzone/ prison camp?
Was she murdered in a public place?
Or was it a private residence?
Was it the killer's home?
Is this taking place in a big city?
Did anyone else see or was anyone else present?
Was she murdered in a public place? Tough one, but I'm going to say no
Or was it a private residence? no
Was it the killer's home? no
Is this taking place in a big city? no
Did anyone else see or was anyone else present? During the murder? no
Was it an adbandoned warehouse?
Are you ignoring my posts on purpose?
Do you like men?
Was it an adbandoned warehouse? no
Are you ignoring my posts on purpose? yes :D
Was it a big space?
Or was it enclosed and smaller?
Was it sterile?
Were there any plantlife/animallife things present?
Was there any water anywhere nearby?
Was this woman a brunette
or a blonde
or a redhead?
Is it significant where she got captured?
Did she go willingly?
Or was there a struggle?
Did the killer need to look like a woman to reach his victim?
Was it a big space? no
Or was it enclosed and smaller? the room she was murdered in was a regular room size
Was it sterile? irrelevant, but no
Were there any plantlife/animallife things present? no
Was there any water anywhere nearby? yes
Was this woman a brunette irrelevant
or a blonde see above
or a redhead? see above
Is it significant where she got captured? Her general location is significant, yes.
Did she go willingly? no
Or was there a struggle? yes
Did the killer need to look like a woman to reach his victim? no
I am a brunette. Was. Am. W/e.
Was she taken near her home?
Was she taken from her home?
Was she forced into a vehicle?
Was the room she was murdered in part of a compound?
Or an area with other things?
Was she exiting?
Or was she entering when she got captured?
Was the water flowing?
Or still water?
Was the man taller than the woman?
Did the killer have an illness? (i.e. cancer)
Is the victim in a bathroom?
Did the killer enter the ladies' room accidentally, and steal the hair to avoid embarrassment when he walked out? :D
Was she taken near her home? no
Was she taken from her home? no
Was she forced into a vehicle? no
Was the room she was murdered in part of a compound? *looks up the word compound* Nope
Or an area with other things? uh, yeah, it's an area and there's stuff around! :D
Was she exiting? yes
Or was she entering when she got captured? no
Was the water flowing? uh, no?
Or still water? well, this seems more correct than flowing. Although it isn't exactly still
Was the man taller than the woman? irrelevant
Did the killer have an illness? (i.e. cancer) no
edit: and no to both of Rantzien's questions
NeoTifa is actually Britney Spears and K-Fed finally flipped when he walked in on her shaving her head?
Was the water dripping from something? no
Was the water going North or Northish
was it going South? no
Was the water cold?yes
Or was it warm? no
Was it a festival or no
carnival no
or amusement park no
Was it at night? yes
Or was it day? no
Did she make any noise? irrelevant
Did she still have blood? irrelevant, but yeah
Was she strangled from above
or from below? irrelevant, she was just strangled, that's all.
No.
oops. I edited your post instead of posting xD I must be a bit tired. But yeah, just check your post.
Is the murderer a serial killer?
Does the murderer have a fascination with making wigs out of his victims' hair?
Is the murderer Ed Gein?
Was the victim murdered in a hair salon?
Nope to all above
Was the murderer near a river?
Was the water used in any way?
Was the river in the USA or...
a foreign country?
Was it a shack? Come on, you can tell me if it was a shack.
Was the body transported?
More than once?
Was the body clothed?
Was anything sexual done to the body?
Is the murderer from Silence of the Lambs?
No to all above except:
Was the body clothed: yes
Was there more than one murderer?
Had the murderer murdered before?
Will the murderer murder again?
So she was not transported from where she was kidnapped?
Was she exiting an abortion clinic?
Or anywhere where protesters gather?
Did he steal the hair for himself?
Or to sell it?
Was the murderer an escaped convict who in order to disguise himself decided to murder a woman and use her hair to do so?
I have an overactive imagination. xD
Was there more than one murderer? no
Had the murderer murdered before? no
Will the murderer murder again? no
So she was not transported from where she was kidnapped? she wasn't kidnapped
Was she exiting an abortion clinic? no
Or anywhere where protesters gather? no
Did he steal the hair for himself? yes
Or to sell it? no
Was the murderer an escaped convict who in order to disguise himself decided to murder a woman and use her hair to do so? no :D
I have an overactive imagination. xD I like it :D
Did anyone besides the murderer and the woman know she was being murdered?
Did she have a very expensive hairpin?
Did the murderer know a voodoo priestess?
Was the murderer guybrush threepwood?
Did anyone besides the murderer and the woman know she was being murdered? nope
Did she have a very expensive hairpin?a Gold Hairpin? Nah
edit: no to the other two xD
Is this a trick story?
Is the answer so freaking incredibly easy that we're all gonna punch ourselves in the face afterwords?
Did it happen in europe?
or north america?
or south america?
or asia?
or oceania?
or africa?
or antarctica?
or on the ocean?
or in the sky?
or outside earth?
Was the murderer human?
Who's the murderer?
LOL!
Was her hair laced with lsd?
Is this a trick story? no
Is the answer so freaking incredibly easy that we're all gonna punch ourselves in the face afterwords? no, it's not an easy answer, but it's not hard either if you get on the right track
That was a good post. It happened on the ocean.
Was the murderer human? yes
Who's the murderer? yer mom
Was her hair laced with lsd? uh, sure :mog:
Was she murdered for a reason?
Was it at a party?
Was it on a house boat?
Was she human?
Congratulations! You're an uncle! :monster:
Going to be, I should say. :bigsmile:
Was it on a boat?
If so did she get on the boat willingly?
Was it on an oil rig?
If so did she get on the oil rig willingly?
Was the murderer a pirate?
Was the woman a pirate?
were either of them in the navy?
did they sail the seven seas?
did it put thier mind at ease?
did they join their fellow man?
could they see they need a hand?
Pirates, I say. Using my hair to prove that I was on board. Gonna get the ransom money and toss a dead body over to the random money givers with a wig of my hair on it! Right?
Was it on a boat? yes
If so did she get on the boat willingly? yes
Was it on an oil rig? no
If so did she get on the oil rig willingly? no
Was the murderer a pirate? no
Was the woman a pirate?no
were either of them in the navy? no
did they sail the seven seas?no
did it put thier mind at ease? no
did they join their fellow man? no
could they see they need a hand? no
Was she murdered for a reason? yes
Was it at a party? no
Was it on a house boat? no
Was she human? yes
Did she have permission to be on the boat?
Was the boat sinking so this man strangled her, tied her to a chair shaved off her hair, pretended to be a woman to get on a life boat, then left her to drown?
Did the man travel back in time and found his parents on the cruise where they fell in love but accidentally got his mother to fall in love with him so he had to dress up as the singer of the ships's band so that his parents would share thier first kiss to the song earth angel so that he would be born?
Did someone hack into the computer system to make the propellors run really fast causing them to overload and damage the ship?
S.S Levian?
Black Pearl?
The dainty lady?
The sea cucumber?
The flying dutchman?
Titanic?
yep, to the last one
The dead woman thanks you for figuring this out.
No I don't.
Quiet baldy
More, Levian!
My mom looks really good disguised as a girl!
That makes so much sense. We need to ask more general and vague questions to begin with. Narrowing it down to the boat right at the start would have been handy.
More mysteries!
Man, that would have been some damned quick wig-making.
I want another EoFF CSI :(
Alright, let's see how this one goes. I found one!
The police were checking the place. Outside, Mary, Mr. Olson's faithful secretary, was a mass of nerves. Inspector Will was reviewing the facts:
1. Mr. Olson has been murdered. The murderer buried a stiletto through the back of the chair and right through his heart.
2. All the place was a mess, but nothing seems to be lost. Some sheets on his desk had coffee stains, but Mr. Olson was not a coffee drinker. There was no coffee container of any kind in the office. There were a couple of gloves in the floor.
3. Mary had in her visit book just three announcements: Hari Colton (2:35), Louis Williams (3:10) and Joseph Markis (3:45). Mary says that Joseph was the only one to serve himself a cup of coffee in a paper cup.
4. The cup of coffee was found in Mary's wastebasket. She claims that Joseph entered Mr. Olson's office with the cup in his hands, and then he left it in her desk, so she took it and threw it away.
5. The stiletto had no fingerprints at all, but the paper cup was all covered with one type of fingerprint: Joseph's (they had a mobile fingerprint lab).
6. Mr. Olson's wristwatch was broken, probably due to the fight, and it showed the time at 3:50.
Inspector Will then talked to Mary, to tell her she was under arrest.
Why did he suspect her?
The paper cup had only one type of fingerprint, Joseph's, but Mary said that she TOOK the paper cup, and threw it away. She should have left fingerprints in the paper cup too. For that reason, she was wearing the gloves, and used them to take the stilletto and kill Mr. Olson with it
smurf this I hate you :( I have to find a better site rofl
LOL!!!!
Tied up as a result of kinky foreplay with Paul, but he forgot he left the stove on, so he rushed back home only to remember he hadn't cooked for 4 years, not to mention that the thing was broken anyway. Relieved and slightly tired, he ordered a pizza and slept for 3 days, which is slightly shorter than usual.
The woman had died of thirst somewhere along the way. A pair of rabbid racoons that snuck in didn't make the process any easier.
Interesting theory. I'll send it over to homicide.
Okay. This time NeoTifa ran into a woodchip grinder fingers first and it got caught on her nails. Oh. And Levian molested her.
Was she murdered?
If so did she know the murderer?
If not, was it an accident?
Was she murdered? no
If not, was it an accident? yes
Were there signs of raccoons?
Were there signs of posessed squirrals?
Did she trip, break a fingernail and bleed out?
Was she dead by injury?
Or did she watch Everwood?
Were there signs of raccoons? see below
Were there signs of posessed squirrals? see below
Did she trip, break a fingernail and bleed out? see below
Was she dead by injury? see below
Or did she watch Everwood? see below
No! :mog:
Was she trapped, and tried to use her nails to escape?
If so was it a room she was trapped in?
Or an object (such as a coffin or a chest)?
Did she suffocate?
Did she starve?
What is the meaning of life? Is it 42 or 43?
If a raccoon bit you, would that effect this game?
How would you get a raccoon into a postal box?
Was the woman in the shower?
Did she strangle herself?
Was she trapped, and tried to use her nails to escape? no
If so was it a room she was trapped in? no
Or an object (such as a coffin or a chest)? no
Did she suffocate? yes
Did she starve? no
What is the meaning of life? Is it 42 or 43? adams sux cox
If a raccoon bit you, would that effect this game? probably
How would you get a raccoon into a postal box? grind it
Was the woman in the shower? no
Did she strangle herself? no
Did she like it in the butt
>=[ NO!!!
Why are you always killing women? Do you have something against women?
they refuse to sleep with me
It's just NeoTifa. She's not a woman.
>=[ I am so a woman. LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!!! ... Oh yea, this is the internets. :p sucks for you!!
Were her nails damaged by her scratching something?
Were they damaged by biting them?
Are the nails at all relevant to how she suffocated?
Were her nails damaged by her scratching something? yes
Were they damaged by biting them? no
Are the nails at all relevant to how she suffocated? kinda
Was NeoTifa buried alive?
Did she die at the beach?
NeoTifa was buried in a crate. Then molested. By Levian.
Was another person involved with her death in any way?
Did she suffocate by breathing all of and running out of air?
Did she suffocate by strangluation?
Did she suffocate by having her head put under something?
Did she suffocate from her misunderstanding mother who saw her dreams of becoming a dancer to be a waste of time?
Did the man from the previous mystery decide he needed a set of matching nails for his new hair and decide to cut off a womans nails while she was asleep and attatch it to his own fingers as well as stealing her garments causing an uproar when the woman flashed her ankles?
Was NeoTifa buried alive?no
Did she die at the beach? no
Was another person involved with her death in any way? yes
Did the woman know this person?
yes
Was she accidentally put inside of a coffin?
:bigbiggri?
Did she suffocate by breathing all of and running out of air? no
Did she suffocate by strangluation? no
Did she suffocate by having her head put under something?yes
Did she suffocate from her misunderstanding mother who saw her dreams of becoming a dancer to be a waste of time? not exactly, no
Did the man from the previous mystery decide he needed a set of matching nails for his new hair and decide to cut off a womans nails while she was asleep and attatch it to his own fingers as well as stealing her garments causing an uproar when the woman flashed her ankles? haha
Was she accidentally put inside of a coffin? no :D
Okay, what about a coffin? :D
Anywayz, was the woman having a seizure?
Yes, she was indeed having a seizure inside a coffin.
nope, no seizures.
Did you kill her?
What were her last words?
How long did it take for her to die?
What happened with her hair?
Was she originally planned to be eaten?
Eh? Did my post disappear?
Well anyway. I thought I asked:
Did this person mean any harm to her?
Was she on bad terms with this person?
Was this person aware of her death when she died?
Did something fall on her?
yes or no questions plz :(
although nothing happened with her hair. Maybe you're confusing her with the first woman who died. This is another woman.
no she was not planned to be eaten and I did not kill her. :mad2:
Eh? Did my post disappear? huh, looks like it!
Did this person mean any harm to her? no
Was she on bad terms with this person? no
Was this person aware of her death when she died? no :up:
Did something fall on her? no
Did she suffocate inside her mother's womb?
No, but interesting guess :D
Darn, I thought I had it ;_;
Was she a child?
The victim? no
Was the murderer a child?
Are children involved?
Was the murderer a child? no. it's already been established it was an accident, not a murder
Are children involved? yes, but not plural
Hmmm... suffocated... and wasn't murdered...
Did her deprivation of oxygen result from her lungs being full of water?
And is the reason she's barely wearing anything because she was swimming in a bikini, by any chance?
And would this involve going swimming too soon after eating a midnight snack and when there was no life guard on duty, by any chance?
And is the reason her nails are messed up because she was too far from the ladder to get out of the pool, so she tried climbing up of the side and was scratching the ground around it, yet was unable to pull herself out? Or something along those lines?
Deal.
...Have you edited that post yet?
Did her deprivation of oxygen result from her lungs being full of water? yes
And is the reason she's barely wearing anything because she was swimming in a bikini, by any chance? yes! :up:
And would this involve going swimming too soon after eating a midnight snack and when there was no life guard on duty, by any chance? no
And is the reason her nails are messed up because she was too far from the ladder to get out of the pool, so she tried climbing up of the side and was scratching the ground around it, yet was unable to pull herself out? no Or something along those lines? you are definitely on the right track, but there's still more to cover.
Well, I see my job here is done. You're welcome :D
damn im on my phone cuz i had a late nite epiphany about how i accidentally drove my car into a body of water..... ummm was i a lifeguard saving a child?
The child was on a floatie thing on top of the dead woman and she couldn't get out from under it in time!
nope to both.
Was the woman a child herself?
Was she swimming in a pool?
Was this pool a public pool or a private pool?
Was the child involved responsible for her death?
Was it her child?
Is it (victim) Jessweeee♪
Was the woman a child herself? no
Was she swimming in a pool? no
Was the child involved responsible for her death? no
Was it her child? yes
Is it (victim) Jessweeee♪ sure
Did Jesswee go to the beach?
no
Did this have anything to do with animals/dinosaurs/rabid Levia
Is the child her baby and was she trying to get out of the pool but the baby held her in?
Was it a bathtub?
Was I preparing a bath for my baby?
Was it a natural body of water?
Is Jesswee suicidal?
Was she knocked unconcious and drowned?
Was there a man involved? There is always a man involved.
Is the child her baby and was she trying to get out of the pool but the baby held her in? there's no pool
Was it a bathtub?no
Was it a natural body of water? yes
Is Jesswee suicidal? no
Was she knocked unconcious and drowned? no
Was there a man involved? There is always a man involved. no
They were fishing and the boat capsized.
Why do you hate the women, Levian? A woman is always dead because of you!
And it happened because she slipped on gravel in a puddle of water.
Or ... is she an animal?!
Was the child nearby? Were a lot of people around?
They were fishing and the boat capsized. no
Why do you hate the women, Levian? A woman is always dead because of you! ah, they're probably all prostitutes anyway
And it happened because she slipped on gravel in a puddle of water. nope
Or ... is she an animal?! no
Was the child nearby? yes
Were a lot of people around? no
Darn :(
Did she get stuck in the mud underneath?
Did she get tangled in some kind of plant in the water and drown?
Is the child's involvement important in finding out how she died?
Was it quicksand>
Was it a creek? Stream? Brook? River? Pond? Bog? Reservoir? Freshwater lake?
Did she get stuck in the mud underneath? no
Did she get tangled in some kind of plant in the water and drown? no
Is the child's involvement important in finding out how she died? nope, the child isn't actually relevant, but it's a true story, so I didn't leave it out.
Was it quicksand? no
Nope, none of them.
Was she previously in a boat?
yes
Aha! Did she go into the water on purpose?
yes
Okay so she lost the kid and bit her nails when she was nervous worrying and then she saw the kid in the water and saved him and then she got caught under the boat and drowned??
Okay so she lost the kid no
and bit her nails when she was nervous worrying no
and then she saw the kid in the water no
and saved him no
and then she got caught under the boat and drowned?? no
I don't like this game. :mad2:
was there any blood involved?
Can she swim?
She dropped something in the water (possible the child) and then took off her clothes and jumped in to get it, however she could not get back in the boat and was clawing away at the sides?
Or she went for a swim and couldnt get back in the boat and was clawing away at the sides.
Are pirahnas involved in any way?
By nails were you talking about fingernails?
By nails were you talking about toenails?
By nails were you talking about small pointy metal objects?
Were her nails damaged due to trying to dig?
Were her nails damaged due to trying to climb something that she could not climb?
Were her nails damaged due to any kind of biological reason, eg. disease?
Was the murderer also in the water with her at any point?
Was the time of death in the dark hours?