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In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...
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How can we make this sentence more awful, EoFF?
I love essays about Women's Suffrage.
these days, if anyone decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not... and there's nothing you can do about it, in fact if you try to stop it we kill you.... :thumbs up: :super grin:
beat that
That's two sentences joined by a coma splice. You failed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not with an iron fist.
In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not and dipped in acid.
but i succeeded in the challenge to make it more awful,, and heres another sentence joined by TWO commas!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!That's two sentences joined by a coma splice. You failed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen, with or without use of one or multiple tentacles, whether you liked it or not. Even in these days this statement continues to be true.
Back then, people used to get raped a lot. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...
...even if you're only 10 years old...
n doz dz f ne1 els sez dat u wer 2b preg den it wld hpn wvr u lkd it or nt!!!!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
Did I do it right? :(
In the olden days of a time that is now long passed, because the female partner in marriage sacrificed all her rights to the man, because women were viewed as subordinate to men; and when the man was horny he got what he wanted, and birth control was witchcraft, women would get pregnant without any say over the matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
Back in the day, the bajingo was super furtile and just having someone think about pregnancy around ya made ya pregnant.
:jess: YESQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurIn the olden days of a time that is now long passed, because the female partner in marriage sacrificed all her rights to the man, because women were viewed as subordinate to men; and when the man was horny he got what he wanted, and birth control was witchcraft, women would get pregnant without any say over the matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
In those horrific, Evil-Dead-Like days, if EOFF decided that you were to be pregnant, you'd have to FALCOUN PAAAAUNCH it out which would make it look massively injured whether you liked it or not...Even if the father is a parrot...With scoliosis...Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
DON'T MOCK EPIC FAILURENESS!
I'm glad I wasn't drinking something as I read that. There would be a mess everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vermachtnis
I wonder what I ended up getting on this smurfing essay. I hated writing it.
I wish I had more fun with it though, I could have put some lewd stuff in there.