If I were a boy...

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05-19-2009, 01:39 AM
Caraliz

If I were a boy...

What would you do if you were the opposite sex?

I'd probably be really tall, dark and handsome, but a real nerd and pretty outgoing. I think I'd get a lot of ladies. :cool:

I'd probably be a jackass too. I can't see myself being a nice guy.

I'd probably get along a lot better with my brother too. And my dad.

I'd probably be more into my karate too or stupid stuff like that. I can see myself being way more into cars too.

Oh and I'd get along better with my cousin. We get along pretty good right now but if I was a guy I think he'd really respect me instead of try to undermine me. I think I'd generally get a lot more respect if I was a guy...

How about you?
05-19-2009, 01:49 AM
NeoTifa

Play with my wiener all day and play xbox like every other boy.
05-19-2009, 01:50 AM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

I think I'd generally get a lot more respect if I was a guy...

I doubt it, look at DD.

No no, better yet, look at me.
05-19-2009, 02:05 AM
NeoTifa

Yea, but we all like you better than DD. Well, until you turned into an egotistical ass. :\
05-19-2009, 03:26 AM
Namelessfengir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caraliz

I'd probably be really tall, dark and handsome, but a real nerd and pretty outgoing.

one of those dont fit.....
05-19-2009, 03:29 AM
rubah

I think I'd be pretty similar to how I am now. Except maybe not as interested in coloring books.
05-19-2009, 03:32 AM
xXsarahXx

id gotta say id have my hands down my trousers out of curiosity if i was a boy lol
05-19-2009, 03:54 AM
qwertysaur

Cosplay as Touhou characters ;)
05-19-2009, 03:56 AM
Caraliz

What is all of this fascination with girls wanting to play with penis. I'm sure that some guy will let you willingly do it.
05-19-2009, 04:06 AM
NeoTifa

Lol. No, actually :(
05-19-2009, 04:43 AM
Namelessfengir

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What is all of this fascination with girls wanting to play with penis. I'm sure that some guy will let you willingly do it.

theres the rub (heheh get it?)
05-19-2009, 04:48 AM
Yar

Hm...

I'd be irrational and obsess about my body oh wait I already do that nvm
05-19-2009, 05:25 AM
Balzac

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

Lol. No, actually :(

Sux2bu.
05-19-2009, 05:33 AM
Shoeberto

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

I think I'd be pretty similar to how I am now. Except maybe not as interested in coloring books.

And decking out bathrooms in a pastel flower motif ;)
05-19-2009, 05:59 AM
Meat Puppet

I’d probably be a professional wrestler or something.
05-19-2009, 06:49 AM
Rantz

Menstruate.
05-19-2009, 09:55 AM
Breine

Apparently I once said that if I were a girl I'd be really hot. I don't remember it myself, but one of my friends never fail to remind me about it.

Anyway, I'd probably have a very similar personality to the one I have now. I do wonder how I'd look, though. It'd be awesome if there were a machine that could tell you how you'd look as the opposite sex.
05-19-2009, 10:31 AM
Blue Harvest

I used to think I'd have less/no interest in video games if i were female, but I don't anymore. I think I'd be pretty much the same as I am now.
05-19-2009, 10:35 AM
Loony BoB

I'd be named Roseanna, probably Rose for short, though. At least, that's what my parents told me. I don't really know how I could say what I'd look like - I have a sister and half-sister and can't see much similarities so I just don't know. I'm not sure how anyone could really say how they would look or be if they were a different gender.

If I could choose what I'd look like, it would be something along my thoughts of what I see in girls as beautiful - ie, curvy, shortish, nice eyes and smile, that sort of thing. If I could choose how I would be, I'd naturally be pretty much how I am now. So I'd be a lesbian. A very curious one, particularly with my own body, if I suddenly was switched into the body of a female! But other than that, dunno.
05-19-2009, 05:26 PM
Bunny

I'd be super hot and have sex for money.
05-19-2009, 05:28 PM
Momiji

Well, I wouldn't be as embarrassed about my voice, that's for sure.
05-19-2009, 05:57 PM
scrumpleberry

Sometimes I actually think i'd be a lot more attractive as a guy xD

I'd probably be about the same personality wise, although I might not be keen on makeup. I think I'd be a bit more confident and popular. I dunno, I really think i'd make a good guy though. I would have kudos for being good at punching things :( Being good at punching things gets you no girly kudos. Also I probably wouldn't draw fashion.

YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL THOUGH! I think it'd be nice to have just one gender-bender day every couple of years and retain all the memories of it :bigsmile: it'd be a laugh.
05-19-2009, 06:45 PM
~*~Celes~*~

I would definitely have my hands down my pants quite a bit. Also, I'd have awesome hair.
05-19-2009, 07:02 PM
Laddy

I'd be a cute and charming artsy girl, but really short and not Caucasian.
05-19-2009, 07:38 PM
Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

Yea, but we all like you better than DD. Well, until you turned into an egotistical ass. :\

That was a fun day. *stares fondly into space*
05-19-2009, 08:25 PM
Avarice-ness

I'd impregnant a woman in every country except for america.
05-19-2009, 08:31 PM
Tavrobel

I would have a "I hate my father complex" and be a total slut.
05-19-2009, 09:23 PM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoTifa

Play with my wiener all day and play xbox like every other boy.

You do that anyway.
05-19-2009, 10:09 PM
Muckymouse

I'd be way too into my boobies.
05-20-2009, 12:08 AM
Peegee

I'd have a lot of boys who buy me things and I tease them in payment.
05-20-2009, 12:10 AM
Shiny

Become an employee at Gamestop.
05-20-2009, 12:16 AM
Mirage

Oh, I don't know. I've never thought about that before!
05-20-2009, 12:36 AM
Rye

If I could be in the body of a boy for 24 hours, I shamelessly say that I'd probably just attend an orgy. Because I wouldn't keep any diseases that I may or may not catch.

HEY SHINY I WORKED AT GAMESTOP AND I DON'T HAVE A HANGING HEY-NONNY NONNY WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING. :(
05-20-2009, 12:42 AM
NeoTifa

Lol. I would have all the ladies because I'm sweet, feministic, and funny :)

and I'd probably look like Reno.
05-20-2009, 04:18 AM
Tama2

http://english.people.com.cn/200408/...s/0816_A39.jpg
05-20-2009, 09:54 AM
Loony BoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoTifa

Haha. I would have all the ladies because I'm sweet, feministic, and funny :)

Pro tip: That's not how it works.

I think if most girls here became guys, they would finally understand what frustrates guys so much about girls. xD
05-20-2009, 12:54 PM
fire_of_avalon

Grow a beard!
05-20-2009, 01:50 PM
Timekeeper

I have been told a few times that I would have nice legs if I were a girl.
These were rather odd compliments?
05-20-2009, 09:18 PM
LunarWeaver

I would be scared of my own vagina and disgusted that milk can come out of my nipples.
05-20-2009, 09:28 PM
Rebellious Eagle

I'm already a tomboy, so I doubt I'd be THAT much different. :/
05-20-2009, 09:52 PM
Tempest

Same as Rebellious Eagle, 'cept I've always said if I was a boy I'd by gay since I can't stand woman now and I am one. :roll2
05-21-2009, 06:04 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

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Originally Posted by Noctiluca

I would be scared of my own vagina and disgusted that milk can come out of my nipples.

Guys can lactate too, you realize that, right?

Anyways, it is bad enough my friends say that I am more of a woman than some of them. :P

I'd probably get bad PMS and be much more of a bitch. In other words, I'd say my mind more during PMS. Also, I'd be like Lunar and scared of my own vagina.

I'd wear dresses, pretty dresses, sexy dresses, all the time. Girls have such more variety than men in the kinds of clothes they can wear!

OH! And have beautiful long hair!
05-21-2009, 06:31 AM
Xaven

Everything that TSoL said. Teehee.

Bobby, right? Bobby=Booby. I kinda wish I had boobs. What fun!
05-21-2009, 04:17 PM
drotato

I'll be honest... if I were a man... I'd be a whore.
05-21-2009, 07:08 PM
NeoTifa

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Originally Posted by NikkiNuerotic

I'll be honest... if I were a man... I'd be a whore.

This
05-21-2009, 08:29 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaven

Everything that TSoL said. Teehee.

Bobby, right? Bobby=Booby. I kinda wish I had boobs. What fun!

Booby is a nick name I rather forget. :mad2:

:P
05-21-2009, 08:43 PM
Namelessfengir

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaven

Everything that TSoL said. Teehee.

Bobby, right? Bobby=Booby. I kinda wish I had boobs. What fun!

Booby is a nick name I rather forget. :mad2:

:P

how about tits "hey tits meet toots, tits toots, toots tits" you cant beat a nickname inspired by george carlin
05-22-2009, 10:05 PM
escobert

I dunno!
05-24-2009, 11:22 AM
Leen-Leen

hmm ...
i would roll out of bed in the morning,
throw on what i wanted,
and go drink beer with the guys.

according to Freud all woman secretly want to be men. i believe he called it "penis envy."
05-26-2009, 02:12 AM
NeoTifa

I have penis envy :(
05-27-2009, 05:46 AM
Araciel

Play with my penis.

More.
05-27-2009, 08:04 PM
Lyg

Oh Id be a total harlot all the way who is super pretty that all the guys hate because she is a lesbian. Yup, I would be ecstatic! Well, kind of. I like being a dude.

Also, Id have DD's and longer hair!!!!
05-28-2009, 12:00 AM
Zerokku

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Originally Posted by Lyg

Oh Id be a total harlot all the way who is super pretty that all the guys hate because she is a lesbian. Yup, I would be ecstatic!

This.

>.>
05-28-2009, 12:18 AM
Rostum

If I were a girl for a day, oh man I'd get the biggest zucchini...
05-28-2009, 02:00 PM
Lyg

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This.

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You saying that if you had the chance to have your version of a perfect body that you wouldnt totally use it for the entire week until its nothing but a smoking heap of flesh? Ewww, I grossed myself out a bit(mental pic). But I stand by my words!:mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
05-28-2009, 02:42 PM
Rantz

I think zerokku agreed with you, Lyg.
05-28-2009, 02:43 PM
Lyg

Oh.....Yayz!

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