Unreasonable reasons for things you can't explain

I believe that in Scandinavian countries, at the ripe age of 8, a child is dubbed a part in a metal band, and then that night, the rest of the band sprouts from the 8 year olds body.

To keep it secret, the neighbors friends adopt the other children, and at the age of 12 a manager magically appears at the door and gives them a record deal.

That is my unreasonable reason for why there are so many talented musicians in the Scandinavian countries!

Do you have any unreasonable reasons for things? =D?

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

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Originally Posted by Momiji

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

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So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

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Originally Posted by Avarice-ness

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Originally Posted by Momiji

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

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So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

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They do the same thing with me and WWII. You just have to smile, turn away and hide the evidence behind the lamp in the corner.

God did it

All of my logic is unreasonable.

It's not unreasonable, but I hold to the fact that the sun doesn't rise until 9:30 A.M. Regardless of where you are or the time of year.

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Originally Posted by Avarice-ness

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Originally Posted by Momiji

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

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So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

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Perhaps if I had any relatives in the WTC, but since I didn't, I'm safe from those claims. :p

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

God did it

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that was my reason for the site being down but i provided reasoning behind it

People often run away screaming from me because they just can't handle how unbelievably beautiful I am


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Originally Posted by Hsu

People often run away screaming from me because they just can't handle how unbelievably spedlike I am


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there fixed

wasn't that reasonable??

The internet is full of magical pixies and sprites. And every time it's slow, a big nosed midget gnome got in there and they are having a war.

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Originally Posted by Avarice-ness

I believe that in Scandinavian countries, at the ripe age of 8, a child is dubbed a part in a metal band, and then that night, the rest of the band sprouts from the 8 year olds body.

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I'm so sick of that stereotype man, it's just not true!



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i am the cure for aids. i just don't feel like it.

I believe that anything bad that happens to me is also Justin's fault.

Also, Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just moved in with Elvis Aaron Freed.

Aaron Freed is Elvis, so that strikeout was completely unnecessary.

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Originally Posted by rubah

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I believe that anything bad that happens to me is also Justin's fault.

Also, Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just moved in with Elvis/ Aaron Freed. to the island that Elvis, Hitler, JFK, and Tupac have lived at for a good while now.

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Fixed.

JFK and Elvis live in a retirement home in Texas and fight ancient Egyptian mummies. :colbert:

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So this is how traffic works. At the exact time I'm getting ready to go anywhere, my stirrings set off the jerkface idiot alarm. This is a silent alarm that can be heard only by jerkface idiots. So they all run to their vehicles, foaming at the mouth, and do everything they can to find and kill me while I'm traveling, but they also do their best to pretend they aren't.

So far I've been lucky. But everyday is a gamble.

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That is my unreasonable reason for why there are so many talented musicians in the Scandinavian countries!

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I don't know any talented Scandinavian muscians. :( Am I missing out?

THE RASMUS
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Also, Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just moved in with Elvis Aaron Freed.

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I still hold to the fact that it is all a ploy to get himself out of 400 million dollars of debt.

There's not a problem that can't be solved with a baseball bat.

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Originally Posted by rubah

It's not unreasonable, but I hold to the fact that the sun doesn't rise until 9:30 A.M. Regardless of where you are or the time of year.

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I don't think I could live in a world like this.

Who would want their day to start before 9:30? :O

I'd cry if I was driving to work as the sun was rising. :(

I have a theory of equilibrium when it comes to traffic, namely:

If one parkway that I travel upon is lightly trafficked, the other parkway is full of traffic, the balance it out. There are no exceptions to this rule, ever, except on Fridays, which is when there is absolutely zero traffic on all parkways. And always on Fridays.

but you see, the beauty of it is that you wouldn't be driving to work then! You'd be driving to work like two hours later ^_______________________^

You are right my friend!
I had foolishly assumed waking up in the dark, which would be most horrible!

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Originally Posted by erikramza

i am the cure for aids. i just don't feel like it.

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Actually my friend, Rad Racer is the cure for AIDs! But I suppose there are natural remedies as well.