British scientists claim to create human sperm - Yahoo! News
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British scientists claim to create human sperm - Yahoo! News
What say you?:Eek:
Cool. Now I just need a way to get rid of my real sperm.
All you need for that is a bottle of lotion and the latest issue of Cosmo.
Happy to hear the male population is obsolete now ;)
do stem cells have dna? if so would the sperm made from stem cells have the dna of the stem cells which in turn would have the dna of the baby/abortion.... so could a kid that was aborted in a few years have its own kids?
yes this is how my brain works
also think of the porn applications instead of using fake for bukkake use the real stuff!!!
Its a shame this artificial sperm wasn't made in Taiwan, everything else is and then like every other Taiwanese product it would be marketed in local toy stores...well its certainly one way to teach the kiddies about S-E-X. :rolleyes2
I still consider myself more important. I make more and in less time. Screw you, science!
To be honest, I'm just happy to hear people aren't all "WITCHCRAFT! DEVIL'S WORK!" about anything relating to stem cells for once.
nah, all he needs is the computer in front of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Science is awesome.
Haha, I guess we don't need you guys now? xD
That's retarded.
were we running out of real sperm?
Quote from when I first saw this topic: "wut"
READ THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE ARTICLE, TOOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
Someone needs to drive manual transmissions still.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Who will open your pickle jars?
And if you manage to open the jars who will eat your leftover pickles?
Artificial sperm is like artificial butter, they may look the same but the taste is inferior to the real thing.
Haha, oh wow. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
That was great.
Next up: artificial eggs. No need for women either. Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.
Daddy what's sex? It's nothing, go back to sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
A disturbing look into Rocket Edge's childhood there. ;)
A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...:cool:
He's dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
:erm:Quote:
Originally Posted by FonzHe's dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
I meant career-wise. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa:erm:Quote:
Originally Posted by FonzHe's dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
Lol, Dammit Fonz! I actually prayed from him just now! You know how HARD that is for me? :mad2:...Quote:
Originally Posted by FonzI meant career-wise. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa:erm:Quote:
Originally Posted by FonzHe's dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
My sister ran into my parents room and told my Dad about this last night. She was saying some guy in England made sperm. My dad couldn't stop laughing xD
This is pretty cool, but probably too expensive of a process to be actually useful in the near future. Nest they should work on making kidneys or spleens. :p
I am going to stick my artificial foot up your butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Sperm are kind of cute looking. Mandy Moore has a tattoo of a baby swimming sperm. :greenie:
You mean the tattoo running down her face?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I think swimming sperm have the :greenie: face on them.
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...uu/greenie.jpg
Just keep swimming!
But who'll kill all the bugs, hm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Also I'm pretty sure cloning pretty much did this to us in the first place... though natural progression and selection of genes, blah blah, the human race can't survive without evolution, blah...
You'd be surprised how many males are just as terrified of insects and arachnids and creepy-crawlies as ladies are.
http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/s...todisagree.jpg
Egads! Put that thing away! ^
If this is true, you'll be out of a Ciddie next year. :Eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I SQUISH YOU NOW
*squash*
EDIT: Not you, Guardian XIII,my unholy ally,I meant the spider.
EDIT2: You saw nothing
Oh, hello arcanedude. We meet again.
HI!! :D
*waves vigorously*
arachniddude34
Heehehehehehee.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
When Huxley saw a millipede in his room, he nearly sobbed and died on the spot. I lol'd!
I don't mind bugs, except when they're coming out in massive hordes from corners of my room, and out of my laptop, onto my bed. I almost died from abject horror then. =|
Dammit rubah, you just had to put a spider on didn't you? You jinxed me! A wolf spider was on my bed a minute ago! It's all your fault! :mad2:
You'd be surprised how often rubah hears that. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
:cry:
Spiders are cute. :p
This must be stopped, the British scientists must be destroyed for all of mankind. With this new development in science, women can now hold it over our heads, no longer will they need the headache excuse...
As soon as I read this title it reminded me of a news story I read while on the plane the other day xD
Murderer smuggles sperm out of NSW jail - LIVENEWS
i wonder how long before someone trys to sue one of the scientist that gave them the arty sperm for child support?
edit: what rubah said about dudes being afraid of bugs i will admitt that i am horrified of spiders of all sorts
and my moms BF was telling me about these things in Iraq called cammel spiders yea pretty much the most horrifying thing on earth. and he said they will run you down, and the also enjoy the people meat so watch were you sleep.
It's ok Gaurdian, I too, am freaked out by spiders....*shudder*Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I TAKE IT BACK! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah