E-MALES beware

one night i wa sitting at my pc and decided to check my email, when i did i got one that told me if i didnt re send it to ppl a girl in a bloody gown and a twisted spine would stab me in my sleep. with out thinking i just delete the email.

for the rest of the night my logical brain and my il logical brain are fighting,

LB- god i hate those damn things

ILB- What if something actually smurfing happens, what if i just opened pandora's box of horors with my mouse.

that night i slept with the light on, and an eye open, sure i knew it was some crappy email. but i still couldnt shake the feeling.

the next morning i looked my self over for wounds and went to email trash can and sent that goddamn message to every person i knew.

And i felt better doing it. so have any of you freaked out over those things???

There was this time that a girl named Princess Elizagurth emailed me...

Not since 2001!

repost this post in 5 different threads & get 5 friends 2 post it in 5 different threads or ur genituls will melt right off ur body & ur parents will die & u will never ever fall in luv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My E-Mail spam folder loves to horde them all to itself and does things to them when i'm not looking. They never last more than 30 days. :(

I like them because it means I won't ever find one in my mailbox.

Julius Sheppard Wear the friend in your pants with pride, confidence and masculinity. Why should you ... 05:44

I hated those

I once created my own chain email warning others about the dangers of chain emails and that they should forward the email to all their friends to spread the word.
Some got the joke, some were like wtf? and others thanked me for letting them know :(

Yes Timekeeper i got that email from you i got really scared because you warned me of the things that can happen if you send chain mail on ,so i of cource sent it to all the people in my inbox to warn them, WAIT OH SHI...

I automatically delete them! They are very annoying!!

I have tactile sensations I cannot trace the origins of from time to time.

I get pissed off and start swearing in croatian. Then I delete them. If you want to know how that sounds click spoiler.

(SPOILER)PICKA VAM MATERINA VAMA I VASIM JEBENIM PORUKAMA!

-dons uncharecteristic british accent-
Oy, how could you let a girl in a bloody nightgown scare you? Shes got a twisted spine, meaning she probably cant walk very fast eh? :p

That sounded closer to Australian, Will.

....damn :mad:
and here I thought I had done a fine job

Play it safe, go cockney and throw in a cor blimey.

ah, enlightenment! danke :D
Still, that trick has a twisted spine eh? I say give her the ol' one-two

I guess the living dead have to manage to get around somehow...
Never the less, those emails are rather pathetic, not just with the content, but the writers ability to spell and punctuate *shudders*

That last sentence was a whole lot more British btw.

Heh damn ghouls
The spelling and such IS scarier than the thought of that girl stabbing me.
And yessss

I always delete them! but i did read my horoscope last week and said that something life changing was going to happen about now. I was convinced my dad was going to die. but he's ok so im all good!

Wot's gotcher mind all a'flutter, eh?

Well neither me nor my mother are dead yet so I don't really pay them a lot of notice.

"Yet"

Never ever. People who do things like that are stupid.

I've been killed and raped some many times (in that order too!) that I don't even worry about it anymore. Bring it on, I say.

Al Gore created the very first chain warning. I don't fear them because I don't fear Al.