here is the project: restore the greatness of EoFF. Regain the magic. Or, barring that, at least piss off twenty people.
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here is the project: restore the greatness of EoFF. Regain the magic. Or, barring that, at least piss off twenty people.
blow up an empty building using an internet instruction bomb.
Thats sure to piss off at least a couple peeps
What? Kindly try to make some sense.
Hah, no way. I was mostly making fun of the RSL thread. But also recalling fondly your old project to revive EoFF in a time of difficulty. It is a tribute.
A tribute, then, to a dismal failure. Odd, though, that it should come up at a time when I logged in to send a private message.
I don't think, however, that that particular pile of rocks has a snake in it.
I would really like to see a new EOFF intro of important people and since Bleys won't do it I guess Psy is the next best choice.
I don't know the important people anymore.
It's all the same. No one important has registered since '05 when you were last active :p
I can pull that off in an afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by !eestlinc
And I remember that "declaration of war" thread. I don't remember anything new that came out of it, but that thread was nice by itself. :p
I'm the new Bleys? Oh dear god. What have I done with my life?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Go on EoFF, go on MSN, masturbate to pictures of EoFFers while talking to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticI'm the new Bleys? Oh dear god. What have I done with my life?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Group chats are simultaneously the best and worst experiences.
I stopped doing those, kids (like me! =D) would always try and take on the "big boys" and make a comment toward you and when you put them in their place they'd just go back to yelling at me. =oQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I certainly miss casting magi..I'm a little rusty these days
*Tries to cast Ultima, instead gets a Fart Ball.......... X_X
Oh, but it will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
;)
The whole of EoFF is just one big incestuous love-in :mad2: Anyone who didn't stumble across it back in this semi-mythical 'the day' is just excluded and considered to be worthless :mad2: Some of us would consider being seen as a pile of rocks to be a step up :mad2: The [strike]staff[/strike] Shin-Ra are just a bunch of neofascists ruining this forum with their oppressive policies justified with tenuous justifications like "we own the place" - if I owned a warehouse I wouldn't be allowed to torture people inside it! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: Or "We need to think about the children that's why there's a swear filter". Well I don't know about anyone ELSE but I for one am a bit more worried about exposing children to NEOFASCISTS than to NAUGHT WRODS :nonono:
It's utterly unacceptable. :mad2: I think the Shin-Ra who are just tools of the oldbies and hate anyone who joined after 2002 should resign and a new one, made up of members who actually care about the site, instead of who care about whose back to next break, should be put into place. :mad2:
I like foa. http://godhatesfraggles.net/forums/i...lies/bruce.gif
I'm worthless :(
I can do that in 5 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinI can pull that off in an afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by !eestlinc
And I like dark chocolate.
Also. Bleys.
edited the title for accuracy.
Did you know Bleys has his own Last.FM artist page?
Does adding more reality-TV based contests count as greatness?
No, but it's only not terrible because EoFF is not exactly like reality TV yet. It only gets bad when the members start voting in the competition.
You have it wrong wrong MILF. Your post describes the Golden Age Bleys was trying to bring back.
Bleys doesn't need to be drunk to engage in sexual activities with inanimate objects.
I realise that that's not actually what this thread is about, but I saw the title and that's what I thought so I'm damn well putting it down. And stop being such a creepy old man, Raist. You're like those old badgers who talk about how great it was in their day when people died more often and they went to fight in WW2. EoFF of Christmas Past was the same as WW2, except there was less racism and more homosex.
Also: http://godhatesfraggles.net/forums/i...lies/bruce.gif - probably the third greatest little face I've seen on this site. Third to :bob: and :breine:.
:bleys:
the irony is that in suggesting that we piss a bunch of people off, we may end up pissed Bleys off with crotch posts. :elk:
If he didn't get used to the crotch posts a good half-dozen years ago, it's his own fault. I think I still have the Pinky and the Brain one on my computer somewhere...
I seem to recall Bleys started the trend himself.
Anyway, I'm not worried about it. He loves me.
Sleeping during the day makes me miss all of the activity
Well, at least it means you're on the road to recovery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy
What makes you think all oldbies were pro-swear filter? I hated it from day one, but nobody would listen to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by MILF
Frak you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
I love how even people I've never even met feel qualified to comment on my sexual proclivities. I've been celibate for seven years, people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin
I'm immune now, but jokes about my crotch are so old that they're written in Phoenecian, and they lose a lot in translation. What's the point?Quote:
Originally Posted by !eestlinc
I did. It was funny--thirty years ago when I started it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kishi
What....the....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kishi
I'm frightened, but do not hold me.
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
I would like to see Eoff back to its former, more lovable self!
I wonder who he was private messaging.
The Man, perharps?
Close enouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin
I had no idea that was still an emoticon but it pleases me to see that it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin
Also I have no idea if I can even post in this thread. I registered here about seven years ago and even then Raistlin was going on about the good ol' days.
Still, it's good to know that in times of need, EoFF has an enduring, inspirational and - dare I say it - spiritual leader in the form of Bleys' crotch.
But if EoFF reverts back to it's original state, edczxcvbnm will be a MONSTER who can't be stopped and I will be an angry young man!
We are not amused.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeathI had no idea that was still an emoticon but it pleases me to see that it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin
And this little number, somehow: :banbleys
Hi, Bleys! Do you remember me?
the Klezmatics?
The golden era of Eyes on was when Bleys was working at Wendy's.
Haha, yes, I agree.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
Die in a fireQuote:
Originally Posted by Yams
Die in a fireQuote:
Originally Posted by WesLY
I love you too, Plushiebunny. :love:
how was the fire set?
Either we set it or it was started by some other means!
Thread titles should never get edited; alternate takes by others simply do us no good!
I remember Bleys being active at points in the past, though I was not around much during this so-called "Golden Age", despite my joindate. I will not be offended if Bleys Maynard claims to not remember me, as I was an ineffectual and ignorant teenager with nothing to add to the overall atmosphere of Eyes on Final Fantasy. I have learned from this EoFF legend, though. The life lessons that I picked up from watching Citizen Bleys were nothing short of influential. Why, by observing the way Bleys lived, I learned how to be a man.
Did you learn to piss in cat litter boxes?
Bleys is cool. He used to post on Neskaya.
I remember you, but there is no way in Hell I had anything to do , in any way, shape, or form, with your becoming a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
That was your surgeon.
Hey Bleys, do you remember me?
(if you don't, we're going to have to check you in at the old folks home for being senile. . .)
Hey, Bleys, remember me?
Me and Charlie?
Remember Cambodia?
That's right, sarcasm is a relatively new art form, I wouldn't expect an old dog like you to understand. :banbleysQuote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysI remember you, but there is no way in Hell I had anything to do , in any way, shape, or form, with your becoming a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
That was your surgeon.
That Bleys fellow should have a mule on Middy.
Eoff was amazing when I joined so many cool contests, people and everything. The year of 2005 was awesome, that's when the popular girls joined. ^__^
I worked at Wendy's too.
Me and Bleys are connected in a way you fools will never understand.
If I left for a few years, with a sporadic post of one or three a year, I wonder if everyone would be all like "OMG REMEMBER ME!", or "We're similar because I also think Obama is a hack and Sarah Palin is hot", because if so I think it would make me bitter and scary.
Jesus H. RoboChrist on a pogo stick, are you manstruating? I returned fire in the same good-natured fashion that I presumed your initial post was intended to convey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
((OK, so I'm only posting now because I wanted to say "manstruating."))
Hey Bleys, do you remember VHS?
Bleys has the wrong avatar. Where's the Energizer Plushiebunny?
Eh, I just wanted to call you old. It was fun while it lasted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Yes, and anyone who doesn't ought to be in diapers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
My favorite episode of Cowboy Bebop is the one where they go find the old betamax machine.
Does he remember VHS? Hell, he remembers before VHS was even thought of. They only had puppet shows back then.
oh I'll put a snake in your pile of rocks :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by foabi_wan_kenobiOh, but it will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
;)
I saw the line and I used it. I don't need to know you to be allowed to whip out corkers like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysI love how even people I've never even met feel qualified to comment on my sexual proclivities. I've been celibate for seven years, people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin
The end of that episode makes me cry! It's a great episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by !eestlinc
omgosh Bleys is my love button snuggle bunny~! *blushes* *giggles* :love:
I am offended.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero