In context quotes that are still pretty funny

Paste things that are funny. I guess that could include I cried aloud with mirth and merrimentcats, but why not try harder!?

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Originally Posted by #tot, PASTED WITH PERMISSION

<rubah> if you had to move somewhere outside of PA tomorrow
<rubah> where would it be?
<enano> Phoenix
<rubah> y?
<FacelessBanter> WHY
<FacelessBanter> SUCH A WASTELAND
<FacelessBanter> CONCRETE JUNGLE OF HEAT
<FacelessBanter> YOU DIE BY BAKING

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It makes me think of warm gooey chocolate chip cookies, which really wouldn't be such a bad way to die

lolcats made me laugh out loud.

No matter how many times I read these posts, I still laugh. :choc2:

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Originally Posted by Cz

Pens. I chew the ends off pens all the time, and suck out the ink. You might think this is a little weird, but I say ghurghbl.

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Originally Posted by Michael Belmont

and second you are not thread started and to not a joke it is a what if.

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omg quin, I totally was not expecting the Laughed With Mirth and Merrimentvolution xD

Parker. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Parker

I love girl poopz on my head and neck.

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http://xs840.xs.to/xs840/09253/varken649.gif sorry about the swine flu I cried aloud with mirth and merriment ill just do a dance

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Yes, Parker has been doing some funnies lately.

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Originally Posted by Parker

I like to grab my Girlfriends buttocks real hard in public places so she screams in front of everyone!


Just kidding I dont have a girlfriend and my loneliness is crushing!!! Heh!

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

The music when you select a monster in Mega Man 4.

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A "monster"?

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Yes, Parker has been doing some funnies lately.

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Originally Posted by Parker

I like to grab my Girlfriends buttocks real hard in public places so she screams in front of everyone!


Just kidding I dont have a girlfriend and my loneliness is crushing!!! Heh!

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I almost peed myself when I read that from him.

And, of course:

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Originally Posted by !eestlinc

Usually wetting myself is why I am excited, not the other way around.

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Originally Posted by Rye

you can vore if you wanna
you can eat your friends alive

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One of the funniest things she's ever said to me, I think I broke a rib laughing

C'mon, safety vore. Safety vore. Is it safe to vore. Is it safe to vore.

[18:51] * Marluxia (foamin@the.gash) has joined #eoff
[18:51] <Sagensyg> Gangrape. Something 5 out of 6 people enjoy.
[18:52] <Bunny> That's a wonderful thing to enter to

I read that as gan-grape at first and thought saglet was making a joke about purple drank :X

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(19:05:23) DarkCloud: have you gotten rid of that pervy old man yet?
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(19:05:48) sk: sadly he still clings to me with his life
(19:05:55) DarkCloud: I didnt mean BoB
(19:06:02) sk: oooooooooh
(19:06:03) sk: xDDD

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xDDD That's awesome.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

[18:51] * Marluxia (foamin@the.gash) has joined #eoff
[18:51] <Sagensyg> Gangrape. Something 5 out of 6 people enjoy.
[18:52] <Bunny> That's a wonderful thing to enter to

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Part two.

[11:54:22] * DSoChaos (EoFFLurker@eyesonff-F187A9BB.phnx.qwest.net) has joined #eoff
[11:54:29] <Shiny> I do it because I love you Lawrence
[11:54:31] <Shiny> Now bend over
[11:54:49] <DSoChaos> Well this is a strange part of convo to join in at

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

(19:05:23) DarkCloud: have you gotten rid of that pervy old man yet?
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(19:05:48) sk: sadly he still clings to me with his life
(19:05:55) DarkCloud: I didnt mean BoB
(19:06:02) sk: oooooooooh
(19:06:03) sk: xDDD

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Hahaha, too funny. I agree, Daniel is a pervy old man.

Horrors

The Mr. Bean Baby face edit is a classic.


If only I knew what to google for that creepy upside down face where when you turn it the right way, the face is extremely messed up.


Edit by Kishi: To hide horrors.

In lecture today we got this nice useful tidbit.

The Large Hadron collider smashes together protons with each proton having the same energy as 7 mosquitoes flying at 0.5 m/s.