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Tell us some stuff you would NEVER guess about yourself.
-I have a subgenius IQ.
-I am actually much more mature and well-spoken IRL. I tried to act mature here and went all 'smurf it.'
-I speak French. :D
-I am 1/4 German.
-I am a twin.
-I never plan to drive because of various economic and enviromental reasons.
what the hell is that?
Is that a frog?
I mumble, I cuss, I drink to excess, I stammer, I smoke, I’m manipulative, I’m slothful, I’m bitter, I’m moronic, I’m malnourished, I fight, I spit, I steal, I’m murderous, I’m irascible, I’m uneducated, I’m untalented, I lie, I’m vain, I’m selfish, I’m fat, I’m hostile, I’m religious, I have the IQ of a lame chipmunk, I’m obsessive, I can’t touch myself, I’m boring, I’m unpalatable, and I’m pretty good at making risotto.
I'm a nice guy.
I'm clinically depressed
:D
+I'm a sarcastic ass IRL yet I'm a semi-polite ass online.
+You would never be able to guess my age from my voice. (People have said I sound 16-40 Y/O)
+I have political views that might be considered offensive.
I've committed fraud.
According to M Theory, the universe consists of 11 dimmensions of spacetime. We only experience 4 of them because the others are curled in Calabi-Yau manifolds that are about the size of a plank length. (If the size of an atom was magnified to the entire universe, then a planck length is proportinally magnified to the size of an average tree)
I actually write pretty decent when I'm not forced to.
I'm pretty miserable irl
Believe it or not, I'm not actually as annoying irl.
Im exactly what you think I am.
An awesome dude who's so awesome that denying it would be roflmfao.
IRL just adds sexy to already sexy.
Also, thats not a frog.
It's a
MOOSE
A fairly large portion of my income comes from cheating my friends at poker. If poker was popular around here and I could find more high-stakes games I'd probably quit my job.
I bite my nails, I love animals, I'm a size 5 1/2 for my shoe, I'm a picky eater, I can cook, I do have glasses but I don't wear them, I hate tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, peppers and sweetcorn... Oh and I'm also a twin.
I'm a full time college student and a part time Iced Tea Wench. I have a 3.9 GPA in college (surprise, I'm book-smart!), and I... well... I guess I manage to get to work most of the time doing my Iced Tea Wench thing, so it's all good in the neighborhood.
I have an undying love for spicy foods and I probably could live off of all sorts of chicken.
I love to bake, and I'm actually pretty good at it because I always know what to change in a recipe to make it better. No one in my family really enjoys baking, so I kind of just took over all of the baking supplies in my house. Now, my family loves my baked goods so much that I come home and find supplies and boxes of mixes (I hate using pre-made mixes, it feels like cheating and it's never as good as home-made, but I didn't have to pay for it, so I'll bake it!) that my family has bought for me to make. xD
I like to sew and hook-rug too. I want Monda to teach me to make clothing and bags with nice fabrics.
I can't exactly swim.
You would never guess that my pinky toes are kind of deformed. The tips curl back on themselves and the nails grow straight up in the air, I swear to god.
Ok, im bored and slightly tipsy so i'll make a proper post.
- I'm 3/4 English, 1/4 Irish
- I'm a heavy computer techy currently studying Gaming Design at College
- English Literature is by far my BEST subject with ICT shortly behind
- Sarcasm is my second language, and witty is my profession
- I believe that Society in England is absolute Bull****, seriously some of the things this country grounds its views on like Football, Pop/RnB culture and reality crap like Big Brother is ****ing disgusting
- My favourite and most often drunk Alchoholic Beverages are Cider (more specifically Somerset or strongbow) and Red Wine, though I only drink Wine on special occasions or when im depressed
There's more but Blegh.
It's Planck, not "plank."Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...kyou/plank.jpg
Epic Cat is Epic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii RyűkishiIt's Planck, not "plank."Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...kyou/plank.jpg
I used to sound deadpan all the time for some reason. Everyone always thought I was sarcastic. I also can't speak properly. I can't sound my R's right. I remedied those by speaking louder and laughing all the time. People still hate talking to me on the phone because I sound pissed off when I'm on the phone. Fair enough I just as well have them IM me and stuff. Or just pop by.
I'm actually very self conscious about my looks. Even the smallest stain on my shirt will cause me to change it.
I'm also very willing to point out stuff about people I don't like. Even complete strangers. And really, it's not like it is a secret you have a big nose.
I'm a member of an ASFR community.
I have a very good deadpan.
and that's all I'm going to say here because I've heard whispers that eyes on who might be starting again :O
oops, the keyboards are really annoying here, the one I was on has a stubborn c key that hates to be pressed :/
I work for one of the biggest insurance companies in the world. I'm cross-trained at taking claims for 3 different companies that we broker for. I'm a QA (Quality Assessor). I also deal with complaints and do a bunch of admin, and various other things, like help out the training department with newbies.
I hardly ever take time off sick, and I rarely take holiday. but I spend the majority of my free time with friends socialising and drinking. I like a drink!
People IRL always think I'm older than I am. I'm only 19, and I don't really look older, but people often think I'm like 22-24.
I'm incredibly self-conscious about the way I look and am constantly doing things to try and make myself look better. Be it buying new pretty clothes, fake nails, dying/changing hairstyles, trying out/buying different types of make-up.. yada yada. :jess:
I used to be very shy, and would never talk to somebody I didn't know. One day, things just changed. I'm fairly confident now (still nowhere near as much as I would like to be).
I am your smurfing God, and a jealous one at that, so smurfing bow down before me you pieces of :bou::bou::bou::bou:
I was in a bad mood when I said that. I'm actually only miserable about 80% of the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
That frog/toad thingie frightens me :kaodizzy:
(SPOILER)I behave like a cat when I love dogs.....I have ill thoughts about a cousin of mine, plus she pregnant!I have sinned at every party I've gone to. Covetted thy neighbor's daughter
I am double jointed in my thumbs and shoulder blades, I have a BA, I am not out to my dad but plan to in the near future, have a very dirty mouth, TMI all the time (ask Lekana, Yars or Faris), I am a mommy's boy and can be very opinionated at times.
EDIT: I am also bilingual in French and English (though my French comprehension is better than my spoken French) and I give awesome massages.
Despite me being fairly well known as that Scottish one, I'm actually more Irish. My Dad's side of the family are all Irish. Imagine that.
I rather enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages and get drunk fairly often. For some reason, the entire idea of me drinking shocks the heck out of people. Shauna, drunk? Heavens, that is unimaginable!
S'all I got for just now. I shall think of more, maybe.
-I'm much more mature IRL (this is the only place i get to be childish)
-I've done a lot of bad stuff at parties, not gonna name it all
-I Like to ride my motorcycle
-I look exactly how old i am, 19
-And I can't think of any thing else right now