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08-09-2009, 05:14 AM
Rye

Stuff

Stuff you wish existed, that doesn't. Go!

1. Seltzer that never goes flat/unfizzy.
08-09-2009, 05:20 AM
Madame Adequate

Marvel vs. Capcom vs. Namco vs. SNK vs. SEGA vs. Tamsoft vs. Square-Enix vs. Koei vs. Tecmo vs. Arc System Works vs. etc. etc. etc.

(Yes I know of MUGEN but I want the real deal)
08-09-2009, 05:27 AM
Mogi

Moogles
:cry:
08-09-2009, 07:38 AM
Bunny

Girls that aren't stupid.
08-09-2009, 07:40 AM
Dethroned

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Girls that aren't stupid.
08-09-2009, 07:40 AM
rubah

perfect sound drivers for Linux.
08-09-2009, 07:51 AM
Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Dethroned

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Girls that aren't stupid.
08-09-2009, 07:53 AM
Laddy

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Dethroned

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Girls that aren't stupid.

Chauvinists!!!

Men with cuter underwear. I have a friend who designed some cute ones and I'd go nuts if a guy wore some. :love:
08-09-2009, 07:57 AM
Wolf Kanno

Cabbits (SPOILER)

http://www.freewebs.com/arecka/ryo-ohki.jpg
08-09-2009, 08:27 AM
Crimson

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Dethroned

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Girls that aren't stupid.
08-09-2009, 08:29 AM
Peegee

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Originally Posted by Rye

Stuff you wish existed, that doesn't. Go!

1. Seltzer that never goes flat/unfizzy.

In the same train of thought, I would honestly pay big money for something like Willy Wonka's gum that lasts forever. That would rule so much ^^
08-09-2009, 09:44 AM
Shlup

A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.
08-09-2009, 09:45 AM
blackmage_nuke

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Laxatives?
08-09-2009, 10:04 AM
Shlup

Addendum: But not poop everywhere.
08-09-2009, 10:32 AM
Meat Puppet

A personal God
08-09-2009, 10:50 AM
Rantz

Unicorns.
08-09-2009, 11:04 AM
blackmage_nuke

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Addendum: But not poop everywhere.

Ipecac!
08-09-2009, 11:25 AM
Breine

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Yes, plz!
08-09-2009, 11:44 AM
Sword

MAGIC POWERS!! HYAA!!!!
08-09-2009, 11:50 AM
Dethroned

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Unicorns.

what about space pope? :p
08-09-2009, 12:57 PM
scrumpleberry

Unicorns

Dragons
08-09-2009, 01:03 PM
Levian

Clothes that fit me. :mad2:
08-09-2009, 03:47 PM
rubah

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Addendum: But not poop everywhere.

Ipecac!

yes because ingesting a substance that your body rejects is so healthy and safe.

Seriously, ipecac? have you been reading Anne of Green Gables or something? I'm pretty sure that's out of style now...
08-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Old Manus

A competent England batting lineup
08-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Rodarian

Money growing on trees...
08-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Psychotic

Pizza...hat?

Meh. I guess my imagination is broken today.
08-09-2009, 05:15 PM
Rantz

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Pizza...hat?

Meh. I guess my imagination is broken today.

http://breadmachinerecipecookbook.com/pizza_hat.jpg

You should've known this.
08-09-2009, 05:17 PM
Psychotic

...theundeadhero?
08-09-2009, 06:24 PM
black orb

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/rodv/urkel.jpg
08-09-2009, 09:22 PM
blackmage_nuke

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Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin

Seriously, ipecac? have you been reading Anne of Green Gables or something? I'm pretty sure that's out of style now...

Playing Curse of Monkey Island :p
08-10-2009, 05:53 AM
The Jamie Star Scenario

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

I'm pretty sure what you're looking for already exists but isn't actually a pill... More like an egg; a tapeworm egg!
I'd like some sort of program that could effortlessly go through my music library and tag and name all my songs correctly. All my files are such a mess. Oh and an IRL hearthstone.
08-10-2009, 08:42 AM
LunarWeaver

Eric Northman.
08-10-2009, 02:57 PM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Girls that aren't stupid.

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

A personal God

That stuff is just ridiculous; no way they could ever be possible!
08-10-2009, 09:48 PM
Sword

Gunblades. Smart people in the government. TV for the inside of your eyelids. Wings for people. Burger-in-a-can.
08-10-2009, 10:10 PM
oddler

Teleportation systems.
08-10-2009, 10:11 PM
Vice Nebulosa

The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically. :erm:
08-10-2009, 10:30 PM
qwertysaur

Pokémon.
08-11-2009, 01:26 AM
xXsarahXx

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Originally Posted by Mogi

Moogles
:cry:

My kittens called moogle :D

And i would love to have wings...how awesome would that be!!
08-11-2009, 03:21 AM
Sword

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Originally Posted by Vice Nebulosa

The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically. :erm:

When you find out find out your girlfriend is cheating on you with your best friend the dramatic prairie dog theme will play lool. I would have it play for every little thing :D.
08-11-2009, 03:50 AM
Madame Adequate

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Originally Posted by Sword

Smart people in the government.

God no. Smart government mind end up being semi-competent government. In no way does any of this indicate good government.
08-11-2009, 04:01 AM
DarkBahamut

(SPOILER)
All of FF7 would be nice.

But mainly the characters and a bunch of multi-colored (more than 75,000 colored) chocobos. Summons would be awesome too. And Materia.

^ = Fanboyism to it's max...
But really, raining money, but YOU DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING! :cry:
08-11-2009, 05:05 AM
rubah

oh yeah, teleporters
08-11-2009, 09:27 AM
Iceglow

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Originally Posted by Sword

Gunblades. Smart people in the government. TV for the inside of your eyelids. Wings for people. Burger-in-a-can.

Gunblades do exist, or rather they did. They were decisively heavy and unwieldly (well essentially it was just a sword blade hanging from a rifle barrell) they got very quickly phased out for bayonetes which allowed the rifleman to wield his gun like a spear and club.

Burger in a can kinda exists as well take a good look down the canned foods aisle when grocery shopping, just don't expect them to taste good.

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Originally Posted by rubah

oh yeah, teleporters

Single greatest idea in this thread, apart from maybe Shlup's pills actually teleporters trump slim pills. As a side note for Shlup I think she should be considering a metabolic rate increasing pill something that puts your metabolism up so high you'll lose weight if you don't consume enough calories in a day and would also have more energy available. The thing is I think that these kind of pills exist, though they're prescription only and basically only used when 30 - 50 stone people need to lose weight else they're going to die. What I wouldn't give at times for those pills in my control :)
08-11-2009, 12:18 PM
Blue Harvest

Time travel
08-11-2009, 12:35 PM
xXsarahXx

[QUOTE=Iceglow;2713505]

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Originally Posted by Sword

Burger in a can kinda exists as well take a good look down the canned foods aisle when grocery shopping, just don't expect them to taste good.

Oh my god you would not believe how long i have been looking for burgers in a can! My mum used to give me these when we were really little!
Would love to find them again, see if they taste as good as i remember!!
08-11-2009, 12:35 PM
Rantz

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Originally Posted by rubah

oh yeah, teleporters
08-11-2009, 04:18 PM
Momiji

Batteries that never die or have to be recharged :D
08-11-2009, 04:24 PM
Raistlin

OH I THOUGHT OF A REALLY GOOD ONE

A TV remote that can teleport into your hand at will. Or at least make it so that when you press a button on the TV it beeps or something. I need that so bad sometimes.
08-11-2009, 04:46 PM
Jess

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Yes.
08-11-2009, 04:49 PM
Lenna

A reliable laptop that doesn't die or overheat from what its supposedly made to do!, oh and the perfect non-crashing OS! :P
08-11-2009, 07:42 PM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

A personal God

Your own, personal, Jesus!
08-13-2009, 10:45 PM
Sword

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Gunblades do exist, or rather they did. They were decisively heavy and unwieldly (well essentially it was just a sword blade hanging from a rifle barrell) they got very quickly phased out for bayonetes which allowed the rifleman to wield his gun like a spear and club.

I'm aware of these but they aren't gunblades. They're merely guns with blades. They don't function the same as a gunblade from FFVIII.
08-16-2009, 05:56 PM
drotato

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Originally Posted by Vice Nebulosa

The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically. :erm:

Theme music. (:
08-16-2009, 07:42 PM
Aerith's Knight

100% proof condom
08-16-2009, 11:17 PM
Old Manus

i'm here all week

Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them? :joker:
08-17-2009, 12:52 AM
NeoCracker

We need a fully functioning task force of super soldiers whose soul purpose in life is to do anything and everything in their power to hunt down and destroy the current News reporters and CEO's of Fox, CNN, and NSNBC news stations.

Upon completion of the mission, self-incinerate.
08-17-2009, 01:10 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them? :joker:

Ahahaha, that was terrible.

EDIT: Oops, I think I gave rep to the wrong person. AK, feel lucky you now have more than you deserve! *gives to Manus*
08-17-2009, 05:32 AM
Dixie

A knife that toasts bread as you cut it. Man, that would be amazing. :D
08-17-2009, 09:36 AM
Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them? :joker:

Ahahaha, that was terrible.

EDIT: Oops, I think I gave rep to the wrong person. AK, feel lucky you now have more than you deserve! *gives to Manus*

And there goes what little was left from my self-esteem.
08-17-2009, 09:51 AM
Loony BoB

Splash-free toilet water.
08-17-2009, 11:31 AM
Timekeeper

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

In the same train of thought, I would honestly pay big money for something like Willy Wonka's gum that lasts forever. That would rule so much ^^

It's gum that is a three-course dinner or an everlasting gobstopper :colbert:

Both would be awesome though.