Manchester United lost to Burnley

But I'm drunk so it doesn't matter.

BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER

don't smurf up this spam thread or it will probably get closed and i'll get tanked. Don't do that. You love me, don't you? Don't answer that. Just post in a witty fashion. And discuss. All. smurfing. Fantastic things. Yeah! RIGHT ON! Duff man is cool. On the other hand, so is Stu. I was thinking Disco Stu, but now that I think about it, Hsuhu. Like a damned fox. We have a fox. It lives in our back yard. I fear for our kitten if it survives the three floor drop to the ... ground. Yeah. But, in the long run, what's cool is that we're cool. We're all cool. Right? Are you cool with it? What is it, anyway? All I know is I don't get it. And they aaaaaaaallllllllllll laughed at me for that.

Disco, commence.

(Finally found the Submit New Thread thing using tab)

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For what it's worth rubah is temporarily de-adminned as she had suggested that she may tank me. Not cool, rubah. Make a promise you'll be nice and we'll all get along. I'll re-admin you. Totally. In a heartbeat. I just want to know we're cool.

EDIT: I really do like you as an admin btw. I was just... warned. By colleagues in my room. Two guesses.

EDIT: Merged my posts because you bastards are so damned slow. C'mon let me re-admin rubah already.

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Topic: How should you post in a quality spam thread? Any bad posts will be eliminated.

spamming in a stupid thread

in b4 closing

Daniel, flash me again. I'm addicted to that womanly chest of yours.

enough of ur tomfoolery. get to bed now young man.

I heard Shlup, Leeza, Kishi, Del, Psy, and Roogle all were discussing drunk tanking you. You should deadmin them.

You managed to scare ME on webcam.

What else is there to do in Scotland besides getting flat ass drunk?

throw giant logs

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<rubah> I can't do it anyways
<Beck|Nap> re-admining
<rubah> your profile is locked :p

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Don't drink and moderate, kids. Your judgment is more impaired than you think.

What the hell, BoB

Oh a power struggle where are my fighting gloves

BLAKE

Why haven't you made a move on me yet? what's taking you so long?

I have to use Notepad for this.

Okay.

Bunny, no good. Do better. I believe in your abilities.

Rantz, I'm somewhat certain you'll see it again.

Keith: Not yet.

Crimson: See 'Bunny'.

Raistlin: That would probably get me in trouble. Pretty gay but oh well. I'm sorry to any homosexuals offended by that statement.

Rye, someday, you will see my butt again. Actually I don't know. Can't say it definitely won't happen though.

You know what's weird? I intentionally fix all typos including those that have just one space after a period. I fix them even though vBulletin will fix them back to just one space.

Fonz: You're actually more right than you might realise.

Bunny: I like giant things. On occasion.

rubah: Excellent.

Momiji: What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

Dreamer: No need for a power struggle when you embrace the fact that most people will probaby be amused by this, and for all others, they can easily avoid this thread. You know, I even make sure there is a topic to ensure I'm in the rules okay. I might not even be drunk! Who knows? Not me. I'm drunk!

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Fun fact of the day: My feet literally smell like Levian.

EDIT: You guys post slow. *merge*

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Dreamer: No need for a power struggle when you embrace the fact that most people will probaby be amused by this, and for all others, they can easily avoid this thread. You know, I even make sure there is a topic to ensure I'm in the rules okay. I might not even be drunk! Who knows? Not me. I'm drunk!

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I liked my way better:p Alcohol & administration what a combination.

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What the hell, BoB

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Agreed




EDIT: This is the most drunk ive seen BoB. Lol, Drunk Adminmining can get you points on your licence.

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I might not even be drunk! Who knows? Not me. I'm drunk!

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I just read this and realised it's such a good joke! Oh man. Haha. I'm laughing at my own jokes! Potentially still not drunk, I've done this while sober.

I can't believe how slow you guys post. This is an admin-authorised spam thread. Unless you post porn or something otherwise against the rules you probably won't get in twubble. Of course, you still might have your posts deleted if they're really crap.

EDIT: So don't make crap posts, duh.

EDIT: Smitzy is so cute.

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I would have responded to that faster but I was texting Dan, Jess and Shauna. I met Shauna again yesterday. Who wants to tell me what to text Zeldy and uh... hmm. Someone. I promise I will send it to someone.

go shag a goat

That is the kind of thing that you should not say as it could get you in trouble. =/ I don't think this is good advice for anyone really, rubah. But we're cool. *cuddle* It's cool.

those wacky nazis eh?

The only thing I have to say about Nazis is that I'm not really sure about the movie about killing them as I know some people were forced to join for the sake of their families, and also that I have a book called something along the lines of Our Dumb World by the Onion, it's an atlas, and the cover mentions that Argentina is the residence location of choice by former Nazi members.

What were you drinking BoB?

When I drink beer I post in a depressing mood and make up lies about my sex life.

When I drink Buckfast I mispell most of my words and although everything I say is overelaborated, the root of it is true.

I drink Southern Comfort with lemonade and ice. Whiskey isn't so good with me. But once you come down to it, it mostly depends on your mood and how you feel. For example, I am drinking with my girlfriend and a close friend so I am very happy at the moment.

EDIT: I always try to correct typos (I just read the last bit of your post).

i like pingu

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Loony BoB: Hi Hi mates i'm lonny bob and i'm drunk! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! i'm gonna abuse my admin powers because i'm all drunk and smurfING COCK and you better spam to my liking otherwise i'm going to tell you all off!

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EoFF Public: ...

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Loony BoB: :(

oh man it's so true xD I forgot how I used to say that alllllllll the time.

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I drink Southern Comfort with lemonade and ice. Whiskey isn't so good with me. But once you come down to it, it mostly depends on your mood and how you feel. For example, I am drinking with my girlfriend and a close friend so I am very happy at the moment.

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God forbid I hope that was a typo.

No. It wasn't. I only really drink whiskey straight from the bottle. And I'm not a big fan of mixing in cola stuff.

Hell of a goal by Blake though.

Not as much of a screamer as Defoe's third imo

Spurs are playing good football and it is genuinely worrying me. I'm hoping I wake up and find that Spurs doing well, Everton losing 6-1 and Sam Allardyce still being allowed to manage a football team is nothing more than a horrible, twisted nightmare.

Edit: Mind you, Gomes is still top comedy as always.

That last post from Dan had me laughing so hard. BoB judging by your posts, your starting to sober up, get the hard stuff into you!

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Manchester United lost

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>>> Lol, thats what they get for selling CRonaldo..

All I know is that my mobile phone doesn't taste as good as I last remember.

I'm admittedly drinking slightly less now as I plan on hopefully not having a hangover for tomorrow's comedy show.

EDIT: It will be Matt Krishner for those in the comedy stand up know-how type stuff.

I'd also like to point out, before anyone questions my posts above, that me posting on topic in a thread about how best to spam is how I make spam posts.

I really am about as cool as John Major.

Heath is in fact rather glorious.

Heath is my last rolo. :jess:

I leave for over 3 hours and you guys only get to 40 posts? What a failure of a spam thread.

Oh , my best friend,I miss you every much!This forum is very good, I like, I agree with that point of view above,I support you!


An apple a day keeps the doctor away.







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hahahhahahahajbfcnaxidf jesus christ you actually made me spit some coke out of my mouth.

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I leave for over 3 hours and you guys only get to 40 posts? What a failure of a spam thread.

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I KNOW.