Time to reveal your secrets. :bigsmile:
But I shall only do it a few at a time. To tease you all. Ciddie's Style. Ready for this? ;)
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Time to reveal your secrets. :bigsmile:
But I shall only do it a few at a time. To tease you all. Ciddie's Style. Ready for this? ;)
I am excited to see these!
:jess:!
Well put one up already, ho!
:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
That could be taken as you either agreeing with me or scolding me. Either way, you can't deny she's a ho!
RYE IT'S BEEN SEVERAL MINUTES DID YOU HAVE TO POTTY GET THE smurf BACK HERE
I swear I'm going to slit BoB's throat for teaching her this tactic.
It's like the ciddehs!
*taps foot impatiently*
Dammit, and now I got invited out to dinner and I have to go AFK so I'm going to miss the reveal. I hate you Rye. Hate you forever!
Sorry, I was having a frank conversation about making friends in England with my Mommy! Please don't hate me forever, Shlup~
Here is one. :aimkiss:
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...postsecret.gif
Lawl, had to last-second censor a naughty word on photobucket. UR HOT!
Does every homosexual refer to each other as "man"? I call guys "man". Oh god. I'm gay?! Well, when in Rome...Yeah I realised that when I was posting it. It's agreeing with you!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
sup man, what's up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Is that why Aaron Freed is called The "Man"? :confused:
The best secrets are yet to come, darling dears.
Only one? :nonono:
Yay secrets. :p
Have another~
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...UMPKINPIE2.jpg
D-doesn't everyone? :erm:
I don't know, :smug:'s cute and all but he doesn't have enough of an ass to make a lap-dance from him fun.
Paul's just jealous and wants to keep /smug for himself.
How would you know :smug:'s ass so intimately, Paul? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Wow, I didn't think this would be so interesting.
X3
Finding out everyone's secrets is the best PART of internet message boards, though!
Who waits to be fed secrets? Seeking them out and ripping them out of hapless bosoms is the way to go!
I find it disturbing a person practices in a car seat rather than on a kitchen chair for their lapdancing!
I practice on Psychotic's armoured corpse. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
CHARLIE MURPHY
http://www.teamtimeout.com/forums/im...alo_teabag.gif
And speaking of Halo and teabagging, another secret?!
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v.../halo3jima.jpg
I know I shouldn't comment but... you sick bastard. Get help.
dead set worst person, you should be banned from the game. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Whoever you are, I will smurfing find you and destroy you. You're a plague.
Even I know that that is sick.
Oh, and just a reminder, anyone with any last minute secrets can send them in. I don't think I shall be posting every secret tonight, so if you can them in tonight, you'll be in! Any kind of secret, serious or fun, is highly encouraged. Be a part of our fun before it's too late for 2009!
POST THEM FASTER
THe problem with that lapdancing one, is that we can't tell if it was /smug or :smug:
Or if :smug: or /smug is a boy or girl.
Oooooo the email post is hilarious! Stupid Ex lol ...
Whoever you are should be lucky that he ain't found anyone! LOL
Is that it?? I've been gone all night and that's all that's posted??
They're good so far though.
Rye did say she'll post more later....But I do want to see some scandalous ones too!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
The Halo 3 one is scandalous enough, I'd say!
I'm posting them slowlyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Drawing it outtttt.
(SPOILER)Maybe then, no one will know how few secrets I've received. :cry::cry::cry:
Have another. ;)
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...narcissism.jpg
Everyone is pretty on the inside!
Clearly you have not met my campus Dean of Design....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
She's a :ursula: on the outside and a piece of :meatwad: in the inside
Personally it disturbs me to know that there are objective playing people on this forum. And until I learn the identity of the car lapdancer I will not feel safe upon the road. Honestly, who does that in a moving car? ;D
*shyly raises hand*....Quote:
Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill
.....In case you should know, I only dance when I'm in the sexy mood...
Have another secret!
Quote:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6890/bartcheat.gif
"I once cheated on a science exam. Too bad I wasn't sitting near someone smart."
Cheating is for chumps :colbert:
I like the secrets so far! Are we only gonna have one round of Post Secret this time around?
Oops, I wanted to do one of these. Maybe I can still send something in? xD
Remind me not to ride in this person's car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
It's probably you. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You know how we're friends?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyIt's probably you. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Well, now we're not. :doublecolbert:
He lies! I saw him grab a flag once. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticYou know how we're friends?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyIt's probably you. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Well, now we're not. :doublecolbert:
At first, I kinda WTF'ed at the highway lapdance secret, but I think it's probably the best one so far.
XD
i just don't have any interesting secrets. sorry, rye. unless you want me to make one up. :bigsmile:
Thanks for the patience, guys. :bigsmile:
Have another!
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...chuuu/aadd.jpg
Well, whether it's just you or not, trouble concentrating to the degree risking death is probably something to see a doctor about!
This made me laugh (in a good way, secret-sender, not mocking!) when I saw it! It's so well made!
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...uu/piled-1.png
Where's my secret? :(
Well we can rule Yar out...or can we? o.O I bet it was the Del Murder one...>.>
Post my secret of someone too..Granted its not text riddled but the pic will surely shock and embarass someone here!!
Begin the speculation on who it might be.
Wel first off the lap dancing bit is for sure Rantz.....
Psy would be the Halo 3 player! :Eek:
Heheh, that's cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I think it was Del Murder. Not the one in the fantasy, the one having the fantasy! Unless he was fantasising about himself. Which is kinda weird. I'm going to shut up now. :|
Call me a vain and narcissistic but sometimes in my dream....I'm doing questionable things with my clone.... :Eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I'm 99.8% sure this is Psy, and it is about Loony BoB.
It can't be, MILF. Psy still has sexual fantasies about BoB.
I get a feeling (and this is 100% a guess, because remember, aside for one or two of these secrets that have been PM'd to me, they're completely anonymous) that Del Murder secret is about Rantzien, for some reason!
Here is a new secret or two:
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...y_disorder.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...cret-flirt.jpg
I get the feeling that Rantzien made the secret. :bigsmile:
=o!
I spent a long time looking at the second one trying to understand the relevance of the background picture. And then I got it! One-Eyed Monster!
Jojo always smurfing tells me when I have viewed her profile. Obviously it is her, the creeper, although god knows who her object of desire is.
i dont get it? whats so bad with that?`i have never played it...but isnt that just like playing it as it should be played?Quote:
Originally Posted by DKdead set worst person, you should be banned from the game. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
BLASFEMY!
Oh dear, another infidel... kill him
I never got people who even considered abortion without so much as telling the father that you plan to kill his baby. Not judging, just saying I don't understand it.
I feel like it's ultimately her decision since it's her body, but I have to question that if her boyfriend is 'incapable of love', why she is with him in the first place?
So, I send you a PM, you make a picture to go with it, and people have to guess whose secret it is? :0!
Well, people send me the secrets with the images or not! You could just send a secret without one if you'd like.
The point isn't really to guess, but it's hard not to sometimes! xD
Hmm... I'm no good at making pictures.
I'll be taking my secrets with me to my grave.
The pictures can suck. You can use MS Paint over something you found on Google Images.
Well as long as it's a demon baby. xD
Hey, funny thing, look what Keith did:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
In high school, anytime I'd walk by a girl who was pregnant I'd get this weird desire to just straight-up Falcon Punch their stomach. I don't really know why. But I can relate.
well, the poster never said it was her boyfriend; just the father. Maybe it was a one night stand?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphic
71 and 78 should get together and work something out
i'm sorry that was in bad taste
That's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahwell, the poster never said it was her boyfriend; just the father. Maybe it was a one night stand?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphic
I really hope you'll be okay,OP, and make the right decision for you.
Thanks for MY new fantasy. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I don't even know how angry I'd be if it happened to me. Not wanting to raise the kid, fine, but abortion without even mentioning it?
I get weird kind of impulses to do things like that when I really don't want too, sometimes! It's really odd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v.../postscret.png
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...u/ransom02.jpg
You could have used an image other than mincemeat. I feel queasy now xD
One very interesting one, before I go to work~
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...secretporn.jpg
Wow I'd never think anyone who did that kind of stuff would be a member here. Makes you think.
I also love the smiley face on the pic on the right xD
o_o!! Not mine!
Qft, I love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
=O interesting indeed! I'm very curious about that one.
Whoa now That last secret/confession is a real doozie!!!
You know and this I will confess, considered doing a nude shoot....But then there are the 'what if' factors....Plus if I become super famous designer (I will remember all you lil ppl :D ) and those pics turn up....:Eek::eek:
When it comes down to it who cares if you get famous and they find some old naked pics. Unless down there is embarassing. It's not like anyone will be able to tell the real ones from the shopped ones floating around anyway.
True to that!Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
FYI....I've got nothing to be ashamed about down there!!!:yellowkin :strut:
Ive done nude photoshoots, the body is a beautiful thing, love it, embrace it :D
Lets do it together......Quote:
Originally Posted by xXsarahXx
Not like that!!....Honestly I meant in an artistic way!!
if you weren't copulating with the intent of procreating, I don't see why you would have to know. Except for the "oops, you smurfed up" informing factor. If it bothers you that badly, just find another girl to knock up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightThis.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I don't even know how angry I'd be if it happened to me. Not wanting to raise the kid, fine, but abortion without even mentioning it?
I can see it in terms of "oh we're so close and I tell you everything", but idk, I don't get that impression from the secret :p
Are those magazine pictures of the member who submitted that secret? =OQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Could be :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaAre those magazine pictures of the member who submitted that secret? =OQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Some of these secrets are really interesting. This whole thing makes you really curious as to who sent which one in.
Would it be inappropriate if I said the picture is hot? Cuz it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
:jokey::Eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianLets do it together......Quote:
Originally Posted by xXsarahXx
Not like that!!....Honestly I meant in an artistic way!!
What if someone like Kristin Chenowit or America Ferrara or someone whose fame depends on them being perceived as "cute" and "wholesome" had such a scandal? They wouldn't be able to find work anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
ahahaha that happened to one of the cheetah girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by BastianWhat if someone like Kristin Chenowit or America Ferrara or someone whose fame depends on them being perceived as "cute" and "wholesome" had such a scandal? They wouldn't be able to find work anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
They wouldn't be able to find that particular line of work anymore.
I get the impression that that IS their magazine photoshoot.
They have a good body!
And also, a new secret! Not too many left!
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...uu/PSTSCRT.jpg
Evastio. Too easy.
And to think I once let Levian rub my back! The filth he must have been thinking. THE FILTH! :mad2:
Bunny or Tavrobel for the new one.
It fits their personalities really well.
If I'm only allowed one though, I'll say Bunny.
Wow, these secrets are so...eye-opening!
Evastio, neither Tavrobel or Bunny reads/likes Naruto.
I know. I wasn't expecting so many of them to be like... proper secrets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
But yeah, I second/third/whatever the idea that the last secret was Evastio. :greenie:
Yeah that recent one is evastio. xD
Nah, it's not Evastio. If it was, he'd be concerned with actually appearing. Being veiled and impossible to pin down as anything more than "that paranoid guy" doesn't really count. :p You wouldn't present a secretive person as a fake person, you'd present a fake person, actual and whole.
I know, who knew an EoFFer did porn?
Although porn is by no means offensive to me and I have no objection to it whatsoever, it's still suprising.
Evastio and porn.....Hmmmm...... May we should search every single porno mag and see if its true...WHo knows...we may find other Eoffers in their sinful delights.... Oh we should keep lots of tissues with us...Just in case.....:tongue:
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...9/1e1ec3f7.png
There's someone at EoFF I think I have a thing for, it's silly because we've never met in person, but we are so in common in many ways, I want to tell them I like them and I hope they get the message! <3
Just tell them, silly~
I can see Rye's future sucess as an author.....
On the Bester Sellers list...
:colbert:"Confession and Secrets of the Rye":colbert:
Roffle, the post secret thing is already a book xD This isn't an original idea rod. Just original to EoFF. :p
All this is so cute. Even the sex part. =D
Well....We'll just publish our version!! Yea yea that could work!! ^__^Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
They?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
...busy girl. :p
Haha, I think she was just using the gender neutral to protect anonymity.
It's always going to be a crush on a guy anyway, because no straight man would say silly.
I resent that!! I call some of my female classmate 'Silly Birds' because of their ditzy ways... And I'm straight as any other regular bloke!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
(Don't you dare bring up the hermaphodite incident!!) :colbert:
Calm down Lillian, this isn't something to get in a huff over and write about in your diary. Even if a man was to use it in daily life, he wouldn't put it like that in a secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianI resent that!! I call some of my female classmate 'Silly Birds' because of their ditzy ways... And I'm straight as any other regular bloke!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
(Don't you dare bring up the hermaphodite incident!!) :colbert:
I thought it was eraser dust. I don't think it's meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
That was my first thought too. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
We have another Post Secret message from Mr. Porn Guy. =O
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...cretporn2b.jpg
*defeated* :eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightCalm down Lillian, this isn't something to get in a huff over and write about in your diary. Even if a man was to use it in daily life, he wouldn't put it like that in a secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by RodarianI resent that!! I call some of my female classmate 'Silly Birds' because of their ditzy ways... And I'm straight as any other regular bloke!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
(Don't you dare bring up the hermaphodite incident!!) :colbert:
As for the latest Rye 's Post Secret..... Whoa.... I had my doubts, now I'm too curious as a cat :cat: to figure which Eoffer is the porn star!
Okay. rubah, it's youbah!Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
(SPOILER)No it's not really I didn't send that secret in oh god Hsu is going to rape me isn't he? I mean honest-to-god pin-me-down-in-a-back-alley and rape me. Actually that might not be such a bad thing...
C'mere, you.
I still say it is hot. :D
These are funny.
That is all.
I bet it's rubah in the vegetarian porn.
:shifty:
Wow, I never would have thought.
XD
I think I know who that porn one is of. xD
You can't see their nose in either picture, Shiny-shins!
I nose =o which is why I fixed that before someone commented but you did, quickster! I thought they were the person on the left in the right image at first. I still think I know who it is regardless.
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I thought the I like you, silly one was cute.
:3
I think I know the porn guy too! And this comes from someone who has absolutely no idea who sent it in, even though I'm running this. xD
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...u/carcrash.jpg
That was poetic.
o.o
There may not be a ton of secrets, but these are quality. Hot damn.
Keep stressing that and people might get suspicious.Quote:
I think I know the porn guy too! And this comes from someone who has absolutely no idea who sent it in, even though I'm running this. xD
I think we're just about at the end!
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v.../miniskirt.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...amelSecret.jpg
Both of these secrets brought me great joy.
I was going to send one in but then I didn't.
Some sweet legs on that skirt ;3
And that craftsmanship on that caramel dance one is impeccable.
For like ten seconds I really thought they were legs of some chica....Then I saw the hairs on the legs and thought, maybe she confessed that needed to wax.....Only then I read the note and saw those were legs of a man!:Eek:
Oh on a side I sometime wear a dhoti which esstentially is a sarong during summer days. Its quite comfortable I must say and certainly is cooling during those hot days.
Hahaha I would admit I practice dancing in front of of my mirror...
They say a gal likes it when a guy can gyrate his hips..Cause if he can gyrate on the dance floor he can most certainly gyrate in bed......
:jokey: Any gal care to join me in some 'groov'n'
I'm appalled and surprised that nobody has brought up the fact that there's a big, chunky dildo/turd in the "I kissed a girl and I liked it~" one.
:o
Could be a great deal of things including the backside of a chair, so I instead applaud your willingness to put your impression on the table!
The car crash one just does not sound very right when read; why does it hurt before it feels like everything is going to crash a burn?
A chair? With that texture? :p
I hadn't noticed that! I'm inclined to hope it's a chair, because that's a really awful color for a sex toy. D:
Last secret. Ready?
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7...umvignette.jpg
Thank you everyone for participating and reading these. These were reaaaaally juicy secrets! :bigsmile:
huhQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin
EXCUSE ME SUBMITTER
photo series that you used in .rar plz?
Will you be hosting another one?
I like the caramel dance one.
The one I sent in wasn't shown...
Now we know one that is yet to appear belongs to gyrus! :D
Oh god, I hadn't noticed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin
D:
Three last ones (and that's it, no more submissions now xD). Now it's officially ttly ovar.
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...uuu/school.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...ostsecreta.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/v...u/chinalol.jpg
I'll be hosting another one in a few months! Glad you liked it.
Woo :D
This was a really good idea!
I can't wait for the next one!
XD
I think this any time I'm hanging out with someone who is really gossipy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
It's obvious people wanted to get a lot of stuff off their chests. I really hope they feel better for it.
Secrets: The cause AND solution to life's problems. :bigsmile:
I thought that was bears?
I initially wrote "beer" for the Homer reference, but then made a typo. But I enjoyed the idea of a Bear Problem Task Force that I decided to keep it. :)
The French paedophile one is kinda beautiful in a tragic and very perverse way.
Dammit. I missed it again...
How long must i wait until i can reveal my eoff crush~~~
Seeing as it's anonymous, I'd suggest a different medium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
I was thinking the exact same thing about the HATEFUL secret. I absolutely cannot stand hanging out with gossipy people. I can't stand being around them at all.
We should give them to the bears.
:D!
Wait, we’re supposed to be scared of China now? wtf, these things move too quickly for me.
I supposed to be scared of Jojee?
I will agree with secret-poster, EoFF can be really cruel and malevolent sometimes, often to fuel many posters' own egomanic agendas.
But I still love you.
I'm plenty scary :p
Nice secrets. :D
That was really fun reading all them dirty little secret!;)
It makes you feel a warm and fuzzy knowing that we have some secrets to tell without anyone be wiser about it!!
I can't wait for the next one!! :hyper:
Me no scared of China ...Me just sacred of Chyna! 0_o
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...g/8df6c193.jpg
It looks like Brent Knoll is growing out of her arm.
It's not what grows out from her arm that you need to worry about...
(just ask Shiny. She's got one too)
Yeah I know, that nose is frightening isn't it.
why not just keep it open
post them periodically as they keep coming?
it doesn't seem like there was a huge turn out so it shouldn't be a big follow up if it's continuous
I can taste my Atari.
I was waiting for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Her SEVEN DAYS picture scared me! ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero