If you were part of a traveling circus of freaks, what would you be?
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If you were part of a traveling circus of freaks, what would you be?
"Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
He asks you how it feels
And he says, "Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
That guy.
Do you, Mr. Jones? :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by JackNapier
I want to be the bearded lady! I'd love to have a big long man beard to comb and braid, as opposed to my current, small lady beard. It just isnt as awesome.
I'd be one part of "The tap dancing siamese twins". I mean, who wouldn't want to pay to see that?
As many men have told me, I'm a Ringmaster.
Bearded lady? We’ll see.
Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms.
I dunno I guess I'd just be the guy who puts up posters or something. Maybe sweep up after everyone has left.
Is there a circus freak that gets to play with fire?
I'd douse myself in gasoline and juggle torches. I'd fail every time but man would I be entertaining!
bearded lady 8)
Ringmaster.
donkey show
Donkey :shifty:
:D
Siamese conjoined twins. :clone:
I'd be a chair.
Yup, a chair.
You just enjoy ass on your face.
I would be the Grand Vizier, a Turk, and mystic extraordinaire.
The Occultist. :D I'd summon things for the crowd. :D
I'm like the ringleader.
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I'd sell tickets and draw disturbing cariactures. Maybe pretend to be some sort of sea slug? On days where I feel like one?