Zombie Apocalypse

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09-30-2009, 07:51 PM
Freya

Zombie Apocalypse

So mister undeadhero and I were disscussing what side to be on for the zombie apocalypse. I say I want to live, but mister undead HERO wants to be a zombie.

So would you want to be one of these?

http://www.electricpig.co.uk/wp-cont...10/zombies.jpg

Or one of these?

http://bobsaget.files.wordpress.com/...5/dawn04_1.jpg

TELL US WHY!

EDIT: Lost Zombies look what I found. It's a social networking site for zombeis! Well documenting the zombie apocalypse. I think it's neat, they are trying to get user submitions to make a zombie documentary. I'd watch it!
09-30-2009, 07:55 PM
theundeadhero

Zombies are your friends. They're often more than happy to help you clean your garage or maybe help get things ready to party with your friends.
09-30-2009, 08:54 PM
Freya

They also KILL people!
09-30-2009, 08:57 PM
Rantz

And people kill zombies! :monster: I'm on the zombies' side here. (really just because I wouldn't survive for more than 15 minutes)
09-30-2009, 10:13 PM
Bunny

Zombies deserve every single right that humans have. They should not be hunted and anyone who kills a zombie, much like anyone who kills a living human, should be subject to the full extent of the law. Zombies are people too.

Support Zombie-Americans Today.
09-30-2009, 10:19 PM
Aerith's Knight

Zombies are all about peer pressure.

As a survivor you can at least be a loner.
09-30-2009, 10:56 PM
Markus. D

I'm going to the Brisbane Zombie Walk this year... should be amazing~
09-30-2009, 11:42 PM
Quindiana Jones

I'd be a survivor, but not one of those douchebags from DotD. I'd actually survive, because I'm awesome.
10-01-2009, 12:08 AM
Freya

My brother and I had created a group for zombies.

P.E.T.Z - People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies
10-01-2009, 12:32 AM
Meat Puppet

and those zombies also created a group. no cute acronyms, but they do like to eat your brains.
10-02-2009, 12:46 AM
BardTard

Today I'm wearing my socks that say I <3 ZOMBIES! (I just bought them yesterday)

I'd be a survivor, mostly because EVERYBODY I know has the Zombie Survival Guide. And apparently, according to the guide, I live less than a mile away from the perfect zombie shelter (my high school). Between my friends and me, we'd get rid of every zombie. There's ALOT of weapons right there... but I won't get into that. I have to admit though, I'd be pretty screwed if it was just me. :( I hope that never happens!
10-02-2009, 01:28 AM
Tavrobel

A survivor, because we have cooler weapons. Unlike zombies, humans have no naturally occurring enemy; as for zombies, their natural predator is the shotgun. And fire. And holy ointments.
10-02-2009, 03:25 AM
Namelessfengir

id like to be like owen wilsons character in zombie land
10-02-2009, 03:33 AM
krissy

aim for the head

http://timinator.files.wordpress.com...f-the-dead.jpg
10-02-2009, 11:30 AM
Rodarian

I'm a survivor...

But if I do somehow get zombified I'll be the dancing zombie!

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/t...on0505/gif.gif
10-02-2009, 02:29 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

A survivor, because we have cooler weapons. Unlike zombies, humans have no naturally occurring enemy; as for zombies, their natural predator is the shotgun. And fire. And holy ointments.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

no naturally occurring enemy; as for zombies, their natural predator is the shotgun. And fire. And holy ointments.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

And fire.

Is this really the best idea? :(
10-02-2009, 03:06 PM
Freya

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...irezombies.png
10-02-2009, 03:13 PM
Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...irezombies.png

xD

Anyway, I'd totally be a survivor and come up with a cure for the zombie-ness Will Smith style.
10-02-2009, 03:17 PM
Jiro

I would pretend to be a zombie so I could get the best of both worlds.
10-02-2009, 03:29 PM
Breine

Zombies can smell the human in you, though!
10-02-2009, 05:09 PM
theundeadhero

Zombies and robots can co-exists because zombies don't try to eat robots.
10-02-2009, 05:14 PM
Freya

So to survive the zombie outbreak... you need to become a borg? D:

http://www.popsucker.net/images/pops...evenofnine.jpg
10-02-2009, 05:25 PM
Bunny

Borgs aren't exactly robots, if I recall. They're underachievers.
10-02-2009, 10:41 PM
Tavrobel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Is this really the best idea? :(

Not even zombies can escape the fate of their biological manifestations.
10-02-2009, 11:26 PM
Mogi

Zombie
I'm just being realistic.
I don't have what it takes to be one of you few.
;_;
10-02-2009, 11:40 PM
Markus. D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breine

xD

Anyway, I'd totally be a survivor and come up with a cure for the zombie-ness Will Smith style.

You'd kill yourself off at the end all epic like just to figure out post-death that you didn't actually HAVE to throw yourself with the grenade?

>:]?
10-03-2009, 07:01 AM
Peegee

I didn't extensively study zombie physiology and tactics of survival for years to end up being a frigging zombie.

I don't care if twenty thousand zombies are after me. I am NOT being a zombie.
10-03-2009, 09:21 AM
Jiro

I considered, for a moment, fleeing to your side PG. But then I realised that your training would make you sacrifice me for being deadweight. Dammit, I gotta train and get stronger.
10-03-2009, 10:04 AM
LunarWeaver

I guess I'll be a survivor. But I've played so much Resident Evil I'll believe you cannot move and shoot at the same time and die.
10-03-2009, 10:08 AM
Jiro

Survivor: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING?!"
Nocti: "HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED RE5? YOU CANNOT RUN AND SHOOT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Survivor: "You gotta be *blam* kiddi- WAIT WHY CAN'T I MOVE?"
Nocti: ":monster:"
10-03-2009, 10:20 AM
Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markus. D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breine

xD

Anyway, I'd totally be a survivor and come up with a cure for the zombie-ness Will Smith style.

You'd kill yourself off at the end all epic like just to figure out post-death that you didn't actually HAVE to throw yourself with the grenade?

>:]?

Yes, because I'm cool like that :colbert:
10-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Markus. D

*high fives*

This thread has given me a fantastic idea for my Zombiewalk Costume *huggles EoFF*
10-03-2009, 07:04 PM
Jojee

Can I be a survivor that pretends to be a zombie by smearing blood on my face and running around and biting people? xD
10-03-2009, 08:01 PM
Blue Harvest

Sure, if you want to be shot by another survivor.
10-04-2009, 12:22 AM
Levian

Definitely survivor, and if (god forbid) they should get close to me, I'll just throw rebecca chambers at them. That'll teach her to eye spray a poor man looking for a place to save his game.
10-04-2009, 09:52 AM
Jiro

Perhaps I should learn to speak zombie so I can domesticate them
10-04-2009, 10:17 AM
Timekeeper

I'd want to be a survivor just so I could watch all the hilarious zombie reality tv shows they'd have on after the holocaust.

That said, I doubt I'd have the skills to survive :mad:
10-04-2009, 01:09 PM
livingdeadgirl

Quote:

Can I be a survivor that pretends to be a zombie by smearing blood on my face and running around and biting people? xD

*Bites*

Let's eat people.
10-04-2009, 02:16 PM
Meat Puppet

4 zombies against 14 survivors? So much for a zombie apocalypse.
10-05-2009, 01:41 AM
Markus. D

Well a majority of the survivors usually become converts midway through the film...
10-05-2009, 04:46 AM
Agrias

My local friends and i have a fool proof plan for zombie invasion survival. If i ever do become one, kaycee and i will join forces by wearing a "I like brains" shirt/hat.
:beer:
10-05-2009, 05:18 PM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mogi

Zombie
I'm just being realistic.
I don't have what it takes to be one of you few.
;_;

I'm already halfway there! I'm gonna get you when you least expect it o:
10-05-2009, 09:09 PM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agrias

My local friends and i have a fool proof plan for zombie invasion survival. If i ever do become one, kaycee and i will join forces by wearing a "I like brains" shirt/hat.
:beer:

It's true! It'd catch you off guard and then we could eat your brains. "Is that zombie wearing a I love brains shirt? Oh the IRONY!" Bamm they are eaten.
10-06-2009, 05:37 AM
Wolf Kanno

Beating the zombies would be easy, you just find yourself a snazzy 80's red jacket and start blaring Thriller. All the zombies have to dance with you cause its just an impulsive reflex like vampires having to count things.

After that, its all about dancing the horde of zombies into some clever death trap. I don't see what the big deal is. :roll2

I'll be a survivor so after we survive the Zombie apocalypse we can start the Mad Max future. :colbert:
10-06-2009, 07:24 AM
edczxcvbnm

I am a survivor! [leeza]*snip*[/leeza] I would rape the ever living smurf out of them but I don't think a zombie is warm...so it would be like smurfing a popsicle or something.

You know better than to try and get around the swear filter ~WK
10-06-2009, 09:02 AM
Laddy

I'm far too much of a twink to be an effective zombie.
10-09-2009, 09:26 PM
Formalhaut

Brains... odd how they seem to tear off every other part of your body

If I ever find myself in a Zombie situation, Ill just read Piggybacks offical Zombie Survival Guide.
10-09-2009, 11:26 PM
drotato

I'd be a survivor, and I would definitely survive.
Because one, of course I've read the Zombie Survival Guide, and that stuff's acurate as hell. (:

And second, I've seen almost every zombie movie ever made, dating to as old as nineteen-sixty. o.o
Sorry, I'm a bit of a fanatic, and I'm waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen anyday now. ;~;
10-10-2009, 01:05 AM
Værn

The problem with zombie apocalypses is that whenever they occur you usually don't get to choose whether or not you're immune to the virus, parasites, or uncontrolled necromantic powers turning people into zombies. Odds are most of us will end up with the masses being transformed into mindless, ravenous corpses whether we like it or not.
With that in mind, we should all acquire a taste for human flesh ahead of time and practice functioning without the use of our brains now, that way we'll have a better chance in the future against those who do survive the inevitable outbreak of zombieism.
10-10-2009, 01:15 AM
Timekeeper

Well really, all we have to do is acquire the taste for human flesh :monster:
10-10-2009, 02:16 AM
Meat Puppet

Yeah, this is more like... a survivor apocalypse or something. These zombies would be more of an inconvenience than any sort of cataclysm. Hell, the survivors could probably wipe out all the zombies with only 2 or 3 bullets.
10-10-2009, 02:39 AM
Freya

Well most of them are just lying to themselves. They want to survive but really, they'll be the ones I kick down when i'm fleeing from the zombies.

Just because you want to be a survivor doesn't mean you will be.
10-11-2009, 04:53 PM
Psychotic

I'd find a zombie, put a bucket over her head and make her my sex slave. Did you guys see that one movie where the baby came out of her womb and it was a zombie? That was pretty weird.

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