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Okay, in each post, you make a wish. The next person who posts fufills your wish in a evil way. Then, the poster posts his/her own wish and the next person contenues the cycle.
E.G:
I wish I was rich.
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The next post:
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Your become rich, however all the money is counterfit, and the cops arrest you to rot in prison.
I wish for a pony.
Then the cycle contenues....
Now, I'll begin!
I wish I could fly.
I wish I didn't click this thread.
Space Pope never clicked this thread; instead he clicked a link to a porn site and got a terrible virus!
I wish this thread would've been made in Wonder Square :bigsmile:
The thread is moved to Wonder Square, and because of your heartless, evil, cruel moderation, this thread does not survive in the lower population of Wonder Square and dies, and dman2life, realizing he troubled you and angry at how much EoFF changed, leaves/kills himself, and it's all your fault.
I wish no one looked down on me for how I look or how I act.
That's because they hanged you for your evil deeds.
I wish corgis ruled the world.
They do so, but they treat humans as pets, and we basically become the new "dogs" of the world.
I wish...
(hmm... I should say something that deep inside I really want to happen but I'll wish it doesn't happen so the below poster not knowing my real intentions of not wanting what I want to happen, will instead encourage what I really want to happen)
Everyone didn't use my Wario Bros. set.
Nobody uses your set, but only because it turned out to be awful D:
I wish I could slack off and not fail my classes at the same time ;_;
You accomplish this by never getting accepted to school to begin with.
I wish all of the drama in the universe would be moved onto a single entity that no one cares about and be promptly killed, eliminated all unnescessary drama from the world.
The entity turns out to be you.
I wish I could get a decent nights sleep tonight.
You sleep the eternal sleep...
I wish my schoolwork would finish itself.
Your schoolwork finishes itself, and when you turn it in, the answers were all wrong, and one insulted your teacher, casusing you to be suspended, then your parents yell at you, causing you to crap your pants.
I wish Final Fantasy was real!
Final Fantasy is real, and you are immediately killed by any one of the countless monsters who, in game, you thought were complete pussies but when you actually meet a man-sized wolf you realise that you need to be above level 3 to even scratch that chunky smurfer. :(
I wish I would actually do my freaking work and take university seriously!
YOU CAN BARELY MAKE IT PAST NURSERY EDUCATION YOU PUNK.
You actually do your freaking work and take university seriously, but you still fail because you just plain asuck.
I wish Christmas was a moogle.
Christmas is a moogle but he also possesses the power to give any human AIDS & you get it twice!
I wish I didn't have the flu!
You don't have the flu... Instead you have the Swine Flu! And you die before you can get a vaccination! Oh poo.
I wish that wishes were fishes.
Your wish is Jaws and eats you.
I wish this wish wouldn't come true.
it doesn't, and therefore creates a paradox that causes the universe to explode and you to DIE.
I wish that I had a bunny called Hopsy
You get a bunny named Hopsey, but the bunny was created by an evil 10-wish skull who hates all of humanity, and the bunny devours your soul.
I wish I could actually win The Game (tm).
You die. The only way to win is death.
I wish for more wishes.
You get more wishes, and waste them on stupid stuff.
I wish I was better than C#uck ^077is.
PS: WHY IS DOES IT SAY RAOUL DUKE!?!?!?!?
you become C#uck ^077is but the only way to make C#uck ^077is any better is to remove all human from him because that gets in the way and them you become a vegetable that goes on to all his family and friends and then you continue the rest of your life sitting on a chair (because there is no point in doing anything)
I wish i had the ability to control weather patterns and time
You get your power, but it lasts for half a nanosecond, and it happened when you were asleep, so you couldn't know it happened.
I wish I could control the wind.
Granted, you are spirited away to a far away land that you must save. Just you and your boat set off on adventure and it's cut abruptly short when you land of the first island and killed by the snot nosed kid.
I wish I had the ability to conjure food.
You conjore an editable poison and die.
I wish I could read minds.
(I can see this wish ending badly... O__o)
Your untrained mind hears any and all thoughts within a ten-mile radius of yourself. It swells to a thunderous roar of banalities, perversions, and non-sequitors. Your mind melts and leaks from your ears in seconds.
I wish this thread would die.
The thread dies but so do a million cute kittens and you get hated by every cat lover in the world. That'd actually be quite sad... :(
I wish I could be a super hero!
Badge is a super hero and protects her city valiantly, but people only pay attention to the small flying dog they call "Super Pup". He gets all the press in return for scooping his own poop.
I wish there was a little more time in the day
The slight expansion of the day throws the entire calendar/clock/funk of the world off and everyone dies.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I wish I wasn't so confused.
November 3rd becomes the neverending day. All the things you planned doing after this date never happens. No more paydays. You eventually run out of money, out of food, out of clothes, just like everyone else .... then total chaos slowly spreads around the world.
I wish I could travel through time.
Edit : Damn too late, I was replying to Rubah
@ Moon: You are not confused, but someone else confuses you for a target, and shoots you (it was a police man).
@ Inferno: You travel through time, and end up seeing your parents in the act of 'making' you. You're (future) mom thinks you're a peeping tom and kills you.
I wish I had a non-corruptable wish.