The rules of life

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11-21-2009, 05:58 AM
b1o

The rules of life

Hi everybody it has been a while. anyways i have been putting up a list of the simple rules of life and i was thinking i should ask you guys what you think. so here we go:
1. People Suck
2. Life's a bitch and then you die
3. Strangers are idiots unless you have proof that states otherwise
4. You'll get older but probably not any wiser
5. What you think of has most likely already been done
6. Wishes will never come true
7. Even if you aim to be the best there will always be one better then you.
8. Dreams are foolish
9. What you enjoy doing will probably not bring food on the table
10. The past will always be better then the future
11-21-2009, 06:12 AM
Christmas

1 and all) Treasue every moment of life. :bigsmile:
11-21-2009, 06:13 AM
b1o

Treasure every happy moment because there sure will be a sad moment to take away the happiness any second :)
11-21-2009, 06:24 AM
The Man

wow, and I thought I was cynical. Then again, as Carlin said, the real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's going to be all right :monster:
11-21-2009, 12:51 PM
b1o

Rules are rules cynical or not ;)
11-21-2009, 12:58 PM
Quindiana Jones

Wow you're so dark and cynical and cool. Let's date.
11-21-2009, 02:07 PM
b1o

^^
11-21-2009, 02:25 PM
themagicroundabout

1). Never smile at a crocodile
2). No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
3). Don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
4). Never smile at a crocodile
5). Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
6). Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day, clear the aisle but,
7). Never smile at Mister Crocodile
11-21-2009, 02:27 PM
Christmas

Oh dear, I smiled at Mister Crocodile and crocodile yesterday. :(
11-21-2009, 03:10 PM
Breine

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Originally Posted by b1o

4. You'll get older but probably not any wiser

Disagreed.
11-21-2009, 03:50 PM
Meat Puppet

1) you are born
2) you will die

everything in between is up to you (feat. like the laws of physics and friends)
11-21-2009, 05:22 PM
Bunny

1) If at first you don't succeed, give up and get hammered.
11-21-2009, 06:51 PM
b1o

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Originally Posted by themagicroundabout

1). Never smile at a crocodile
2). No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
3). Don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
4). Never smile at a crocodile
5). Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
6). Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day, clear the aisle but,
7). Never smile at Mister Crocodile

1, 4 and 7 seemed a bit similar
11-21-2009, 06:57 PM
rubah

Nothing turns out how you'd expect
11-21-2009, 07:54 PM
Aurey

23. diamonds are forever.
11-21-2009, 10:30 PM
Levian

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1. People Suck

You suck

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2. Life's a bitch and then you die

If life's a bitch, then what's so wrong about dying anyway!

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3. Strangers are idiots unless you have proof that states otherwise

Your best friend used to be a stranger! Although I suppose your best friend could possibly be an idiot sometimes for all I know. Also, I once accidentally spilled vegetables and water on a stranger. He didn't kill me, something I personally appreciate.

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4. You'll get older but probably not any wiser

I've never spilt vegetables on anyone since.

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5. What you think of has most likely already been done

Snuff-remake of Cujo starring Paris Hilton.

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6. Wishes will never come true

I wish you don't get banned. OH SNAPZ

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7. Even if you aim to be the best there will always be one better then you.

Stop aiming, let it spray!

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8. Dreams are foolish

Said the young maiden to Freddy Krueger.

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9. What you enjoy doing will probably not bring food on the table

Are you telling me that sprinting around the park rubbing dog feces into my hair won't bring food to the table? Eh, whatever, I usually just eat it straight out of the hair anyway.

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10. The past will always be better then the future

You'll see, you'll all see! When I slay the dragon the unicorns will burst out of the cave and sprinkle starry urine above the nation and there will be no more thirst! Heck, even the clarinet of little Marie will be returned, the instrument she spent her very last pennies on. LITTLE MARIE! Don't say it isn't worth it.
11-21-2009, 10:32 PM
Christmas

That is the longest post by Levian recently.
11-21-2009, 10:32 PM
Levian

That's a one liner by Christmas, as usual!
11-21-2009, 11:58 PM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by rubah

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

Unless you go in with no expectations.
11-22-2009, 12:59 AM
b1o

:P Levian <3
11-22-2009, 01:07 AM
rubah

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by rubah

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

Unless you go in with no expectations.

wouldn't that be the same as expecting nothing to happen?
11-22-2009, 01:18 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by rubah

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by rubah

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

Unless you go in with no expectations.

wouldn't that be the same as expecting nothing to happen?

No.
11-22-2009, 02:40 AM
rubah

but as long as something.. turned out, it wouldn't match your [lack of] expectations
11-22-2009, 02:56 AM
blackmage_nuke

1) Proper breathing is the key to firebending
11-22-2009, 03:22 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by rubah

but as long as something.. turned out, it wouldn't match your [lack of] expectations

True, but I think the point is that it wouldn't contradict anything, either. Example: you go to a movie with no expectations. You're obviously not expecting nothing to happen, since the movie will obviously happen; you just haven't developed a preconceived notion of what you think of it.
11-22-2009, 03:25 AM
Bunny

I stand by my previous assertion.
11-22-2009, 04:33 AM
Raistlin

Do you really have to try first, or could you just skip that part?
11-22-2009, 06:27 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by rubah

but as long as something.. turned out, it wouldn't match your [lack of] expectations

True, but I think the point is that it wouldn't contradict anything, either. Example: you go to a movie with no expectations. You're obviously not expecting nothing to happen, since the movie will obviously happen; you just haven't developed a preconceived notion of what you think of it.

This.
11-22-2009, 12:11 PM
Shauna

1) Don't take everything so seriously. :D
11-22-2009, 06:59 PM
Shoeberto

The outcome of everything is based heavily on your attitude.
11-23-2009, 06:50 PM
Duce of Daggers

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Originally Posted by b1o

Rules are rules cynical or not ;)

more pessimistic than anything

and if you knew my past you would'nt say that

the only thing i have left is my future
11-23-2009, 11:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

http://www.thelookmachine.com/archiv...0Emo%20Kid.jpg
11-24-2009, 07:33 PM
black orb

>>> My rules.. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...Walk-Front.gif
1- Dont Marry.
2- Dont have children.
3- Stay out of trouble.
4- Dont take too many responsibilities.
5- Your freedom is the most important thing in life.
6- Jobs, money and social position are overrated.
11-24-2009, 08:27 PM
Duce of Daggers

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Originally Posted by black orb

>>> My rules.. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...Walk-Front.gif
1- Dont Marry.
2- Dont have children.
3- Stay out of trouble.
4- Dont take too many responsibilities.
5- Your freedom is the most important thing in life.
6- Jobs, money and social position are overrated.

1- yes
2- yes
3- yes
4- yes
5- yes
6- yes

don't come out to your parents on the holidays

holiday+coming out=HELL!!!!!